the max

The Bruins got Travis Green from Columbus for a 6th rounder. Columbus acquired him in the waiver draft. The Panthers lost Jani Hurme, their second string netminder to Carolina, who traded Hurme to Atlanta for a 4th rounder. The Hurricanes signed Jamie Storr, the free agent who posted a 2.54 with a .905 in 39 games with Los Angeles last year. He got a one year base at 500K, with incentives. The Hurricanes have two good creasemen now with Kevin Weekes and Storr. The Kings are banking on Roman Cechmanek to be their new #1, and I believe that they will be OK. Ottawa lost one of their signings in the offseason, Denis Hamel, who they wanted as an odd mix of crash n'bang mixed with good defensive qualities, to Washington. Atlanta got Serge Aubin from Colorado in the waiver draft. Aubin hopes that a change in scenery will bring out his underrated ability to drive the puck home. He's struggled so far in his young career despite his potential, so he's apparently going to try and fill in for Dany Heatley. Montreal got Steve Begin from Buffalo. He is a good defensive centerman. Not surprisingly, Curtis Joseph went unclaimed, as he still has 2yrs/16mill left on his contract with Detroit. He'll probably be gone by December.

As long as he gets Bonds's knob out of his mouth for a little while, I don't care.

chave is crucial to this discussion because her project is to upend formal readings

If I am going to be watching really REALLY bad sports this year, it will be when I see the Hawks play. I mean you take a blah team and take away it BEST player...LETS GO WATCH!!! Bah, they still have good players.

It's official, I'm not going to sleep tonight.

You have a fair amount of talent in the forwards, but let me say this: YOUR DEFENSE SUCKS Get rid of Roman Hamrlik, and Alex Zhitnik. Try and get Filip Kuba or Robyn Regehr to solid you up on defense. Dan Boyle is a good offensive guy, but isn't going to be stellar on defense. Sergei Zubov is in the same boat as Boyle. And try to get a sleeper in your net like Mike Dunham or Tommy Salo.

Hard to pick between those. I love Spinal Tap, but Life of Brian is great too.

io po;/'op

I think it's Berman/Sutcliffe/Gwynn

If 'he' is folding clothes and ironing, we all know the truth. This is no guy doing this, it's a girl in men's clothing.

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Boooooooo What's so great about the Red Wings or Blackhawks uniforms? Boooooooooo

Can't resist being a cunt either I can see. Wait, who am I talking to?

Paradise Hotel finale

If/when McKeon stays, Burnett will be in good hands though.

he had elbow surgery, didn't he?

I don't have a problem with Thom Brennerman, he seems fine. Steve Lyons seems like he's watching a different game some of the time, or not even paying attention.

Bastards

The people that post comments on TSN have terrible spelling and grammar.

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story.asp?id=55718 And Oates has yet to sign with anyone. He's a bit too slow for Boston, but he wouldn't be that unwelcome back in Beantown.

The Church - Under the Milky Way Tonight

Hopefully Martinez v. Hudson is worth my time tomorrow, and I'm looking forward to Penny v. Ponson.

Put me down for the Simpsons too, and for wanting to change it to something else.