the max

Sorry I'm not here. I am currently ransacking the shelves of walmart, in a desperate attempt at finding the treasure map that will lead me to the pot of fucking gold. I need the gold more than a junkie needs his fix in the morning. Gold. Sweet, sweet, tangy, metallic tasting gold. And it will be mine. ALL MINE. That little fucking leprechaun that lives in my DVD player can BURN IN HELL. I'll get my fucking gold, and then I'll throw his green little ass at a train. "I'll help you find the gold!" NO YOU WON'T YOU MAGICAL MIDGET. I'LL FIND MY OWN GOLD, AND THEN I'LL OWN ALL OF YOU!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mine did the same thing, and is no longer with us.

^^^^^^ Quaid was great in that movie too. "Please God! We need a cab! One LOUSY FUCKING cab!"

I was a big fan of "One Hit Wonders" day. They had the Pittsburgh v. Atlanta NLCS game, when Francisco Cabrera delivered the winner. And, they had the Sportscentury on one of my favorite athletes ever. Mark Fidrych.

I'm having a problem too. The Kurt Angle desire video (Coldplay) is a quicktime video. I could always play it in KLite, but recently, I get audio, but the video stops before the counter even gets to 0:01. My other quicktime videos are doing the same thing.

I tape everything now, so that I can fast forward through the crap.

The ones here are either: Stoners who talk about the past, drugs, Iron Maiden, and play Def Leppard at 7:30. or The stereotypical shock jocks, who bash the bible, talk about girls' tits, demean women at every turn, and generally have a pompous attitude towards the listeners of the station. I listen to the stoners because they torture the piss boy.

NHL 2004 drops on 9-23-03. Dany Heatley on the cover = ~!

Boston v. Seattle Yanks v. Royals Giants v. Marlins Braves v. Cubs Boston v. Yanks Marlins v. Braves Boston v. Braves

I watch it quite a bit. With football and basketball, I watch the end of the game, just to see why it's on "ESPN Classic."

I never knew which was better; to pass or fail a drug test. If I pass that means that I don't have drugs in me, but if I fail, that means that I fail to have drugs in me. Right? RIGHT? Anyway, I have never done, nor plan to do drugs, so, you wouldn't find anything in my bloodstream except blood and iced tea.

One movie that I happen to enjoy is Quick Change with Bill Murray, Geena Davis and Randy Quaid. Not really well known, but a very funny, cynical comedy.

I don't mind the LLWS. The games have been good this year.

Happened to me when I still had AOHell.

Didn't they move the fences in this year?

Wasn't that when George and Danny Tartabull followed the guy that George thought flipped them off?

Continue on my pursuit of a business degree on August 25th.

I mean, a total of 8 dollars doesn't have me going into debt, but I haven't been charged 39.95 like Bruiser and them. Just wondering.

On Super Bases Loaded for my SNES emulator, I had a 24 inning game with my Boston season. Clemens pitched 23 innings and only threw about 115-120 pitches. Still lost too, 2-1.

Probably is. My old one did that prior to it quickly flashing white light and going completely black. I suggest Best Buy to look for a new monitor.

DH: I noticed that a few sites charged me a dollar on my account statement. This all gets credited back to me, right?

20 minute OT's, 5-on-5. Playoffs, man. Gotta keep with realism.

You should be off the road.

NHL 2002: Atlanta Thrashers v. Philadelphia Flyers, Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals. Both Dany Heatley and Ilya Kovalchuk had 2 goals, which I thought would have been enough, but John Leclair had a hat trick, and Eric Lindros scored with 13 seconds left in regulation. So, the game went into OT1. OT2. OT3 I hit the post with Lubos Bartecko, and Ray Ferraro shot a one-timer wide. OT4. OT5, John Leclair hit the crossbar on a breakaway, and Bartecko hit the post AGAIN. OT6, Eric Dejardins threw a 'what-the-hell' at the net from the point, which trickled by. Final: Philadelphia 5, Atlanta 4.