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    Refute this statement and I'll tear you a new asshole

    That was a good ending, but the end of season 1 left me staring at the tv wondering what the fuck just happened. As long as we can agree that the end of season 2 was the worst.
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    Refute this statement and I'll tear you a new asshole

    Ah well. I'll take Jack crying to close the season after finding his wife killed by his traitorous second-in-command, who he just had at gunpoint as more of a "HOLY SHIT" moment.
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    Refute this statement and I'll tear you a new asshole

    24: Season 1 begs to differ. Its slow points are highly surpassed by the utter BELIEVABLE (key word) greatness of Jack Bauer. Plus, it has arguably the best season-ending moment in the last 10 years.
  4. http://imdb.com/title/tt0462499/
  5. No mention of Stallone making Rocky 6 and a new Rambo yet? Wow.
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    Mr. Coffee/Mr. Tea

    I only do Dunkin Donuts or 7-11 coffee, usually the medium size with two little half-and-halfs and no sugar. Deeeeeeelicious.
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    How much cash is in your wallet?

    Eight dollars and lots of receipts.
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    2006-07 MLB Offseason Thread

    http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article...6&fext=.jsp
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    NHL Thread: It's December Now.

    Bruins trailed 1-0 going into the third. Three unanswered goals later and Aubin is smashing his stick against the goal post and Sundin throws a temper tantrum in the hallway as the Bruins win 3-1. Andrew Alberts is developing into the top four defenseman that his potential has suggested. He made three or four very, very solid veteran plays tonight. You almost forget that the guy is 25 and has 1 year of NHL experience with the way he's come on lately. I think it's being paired with Chara on a nightly basis and Z's work ethic is rubbing off on him, much in the same vein as Chris Phillips.
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    Child Arrested After Opening Holiday Gift Early

    Personally, I don't see a problem with hitting your kids. My mom didn't exactly beat me, but if I fucked up enough, I knew that a smack to the back of the head was coming. She never whipped me with a belt or anything. I never feared her, I feared the consequence and as a result, I respect her for it. Hitting wasn't the only punishment, just the last straw sort of thing. I think taking kid's stuff away only goes so far. I was an only child, and as a result, I can find entertainment in just about anything. I had all of my toys and books taken away plenty of times. I knew I'd get them back, but I learned the lesson. Parents now expect the kid to learn a lesson just with a talking to. Any non-retarded kid can answer a simple "Have you learned your lesson?" with a "Yes" to get their stuff back. It's actually forcing the lesson into their soft little heads that's the problem. Too many kids are coddled.
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    2006-07 MLB Offseason Thread

    You give us your delicious cheeseburger and we'll give you shit on a bun! Deal?
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    New Year's Eve

    Staying home and watching movies. I have to work new year's eve and new years day, so nothing out of the ordinary.
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    ESPN sucks, so do thread closers

    I'd rather have the $20 mp3 player, after dealing with three years of those magazines.
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    NHL Thread: It's December Now.

    I don't know...a win is a win, albeit an ugly win. I certainly wouldn't fear Boston if I were a top four team at this point, but if Thomas keeps it up, there's no reason to think the Bears can't get into the post-season. There are quite a few reasons. York is just. I can't even think of a word here. Awful is an insult to awful hockey players. It's like, everyone else is playing hockey, York is playing skeeball. Primeau had a good game tonight, but he's been a gigantic bust since The Trade That Shall Not Be Named. Donovan is a bust. Mowers is AHL quality, basically Tom Fitzgerald from last season, but he must be blowing Lewis for ice time. The Mowers-Primeau-Donovan line was on the ice in the final two minutes of the game. That is inexcusable. Goaltending depth. Thomas needs a night off (probably next game). If Toivonen still isn't over his sophomore slump, there is nobody else. Brian Finley needs a new groin muscle. Phillippe Sauve needs talent. Kevin Regan isn't close to being ready. Sigalet would probably be called up if they absolutely had to...otherwise, you're talking about making a move for one of the overpriced albatross goalies (Nabokov...) or claiming Sean Burke off waivers from Tampa, where he should be selling fucking used cars because his career ended five years ago. They finally managed to steal one tonight, but I'm not pegging them for the playoffs until they get their cards in order.
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    NHL Thread: It's December Now.

    Boston wins after another Stuart goal makes it 6-5 and then they get a powerplay after it took the refs quite a bit to count the number of Habs on the ice...and barely outlast the Habs for the win. The Bruins are not even close to being a playoff team with York, Primeau, Mowers and Donovan as major players in the lineup.
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    NHL Thread: It's December Now.

    Jason York is a -3 in about 12 minutes through 2. I think he's got pictures of Lewis fucking babies or something. I can't understand why he's allowed to travel with the team, let alone is paid to play for them. Oh and by the way, this is like watching a replay of the Sabres game at the beginning of november. Bruins up 4-1. Bruins go into a defensive shell. Bruins can't pass the puck out of their own zone. Montreal slowly creeps back into it. Lewis doesn't call his timeout when they start coughing it up. All we need now is a shootout loss for the Bruins, but the way that the defense is playing right now, there's no way they're letting that happen. Thomas has been left out to dry a few times with breakdowns, but he's had shit rebound control. Ugh. I need to go lay down.
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    Should I change my name?

    Only if it's an anagram of Agent of Oblivion. http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?a...ent+of+oblivion My favorite on there is Alibi Vent of Goon.
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    How big or small

    Estimates in 2005 say ~140000. I'd say that's about right. http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Cape+Coral,+FL
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    2006-07 MLB Offseason Thread

    Youkilis is a unique player in that he's not really built for one certain position. He's played outfield and both corner positions and done so pretty well. He's not a gold glove player, but he's not going to out-and-out lose you numerous games with his defensive gaffes. He gets on base, which is, dare I say pretty important, and hits doubles (almost a third of his total hits were doubles). He's not a huge power threat and he's not going to get a lot of RBI. His job is to get on base, which he did pretty well last season considering how much he was moved around the lineup.
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    Post pictures of your Met(s).

    I can play for the Mets despite having no baseball skills at all. You're not latino!
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    NHL Thread: It's December Now.

    Bruins v. Hurricanes at 7. Bruins should be seeking revenge for being absolutely humiliated the day after thanksgiving. Thomas has played well lately, especially the other night against Toronto, where he had 45 saves.
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    NHL Thread: November Edition

    You mean you don't like them forcing laughter and using the same hockey player dialog that has existed since the beginning of time? "C'mon boys! Get in the corners!"
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    eBay....

    I have overwhelmingly good feedback because I pay with paypal, which is instant. I have one neutral message because the seller lied and was a cock.
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    HDTV

    There is. And it's a square that is the size of about half of the screen. Things don't look as good to me like that, they look good in the 16:9. Again, once I've gotten the cables, I will certainly be more into the fiddling around with 4:3 and 16:9 and whatnot. Until then, I can actually see my tv. I went from a 20" tv with the best thing about it being that it had stereo sound to a 52" HD with all kinds of bells and whistles that I'm completely clueless about. I'm not an HD junkie by any means.
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    HDTV

    GO OUTSIDE! Christ on a pony, Marv. You're out of fucking control with this shit. I haven't ordered the HD channels yet. I have to pay for some of them and I would like to buy the cables and junk before I start fiddling around with that shit. So by all means "get on me" about stretching SD material whatthefuckever. Not all of us sit in the house all day jacking off to $3000 tv's.
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