the max

I am not a happy boy after that awful officiating display. Retards could have done better. RETARDS. (no offense to redbaron).

Me too.

Well..they cant sacrifice 5 minutes to have him go to the bathroom or 10 to eat..I cant see them giving up the time it would take to shave it off.. They'll probably just have it like season 2 where he was shaving in the mirror at the end of the premiere. After executing Goran and cutting his head off.

As expected with two pretty good defensemen out, the Bruins have called up Matt Lashoff, their 2005 first round draft pick. He'll make his NHL debut against the Habs tomorrow night. With the defense being banged up, and featuring Brookbank, Dempsey, Jurcina, Mara, Chara and York, I expect Lashoff to take Brookbank's place on the blueline and put Brookbank at wing.

You must not have watched the trailer. This is going to be completely unique from the other seasons. It looks like the movie "Crank" without the drug cocktail.

To recap, Griffin is taking Ricciardi to task for not somehow foreseeing that a pitcher with a career ERA of 4.81 and a career WHIP of 1.510, who's had a history of arm trouble, missed more than half the previous season and will likely miss the entire season to come while making nearly $5 million, would become a Cy Young winner and playoff stud. Richard Griffin is an idiot. FJM tore Griffin apart last week for blaming Billy Beane for Ken Macha's firing. Funny stuff.

ESPN? Useless? Never!

No dude, that was the VERY NEXT DAY. Fucked up. This show is classic though. It's disturbing, but really really funny at the same time. Chris Hansen is so awesome when he busts these guys. And I love the ones in Florida where the cops Strike Team the guys coming out of the houses because it's easy to get a concealed weapon permit in Florida. You can watch all the video on msnbc.com. It's not that it's "easy" (it took me quite a few months) but it's that they are actually allowed to carry concealed weapons and the cops didn't want guns or anything involved.

To encourage people to be proactive and look it up themselves. "Wikipedia: At last, an encyclopedia by potheads!" Now comes the part where you or someone else says that the line isn't funny. Go ahead, keep it going...

Dave Attell's line about Wikipedia is the best thing about Wikipedia.

Probably a regional thing since I don't ever recall McDonald's serving biscuits and gravey down here in Texas. Chilli Cheese Burritos dissapeared from the Taco Bell menu awhile back, but I kept ordering them and recieving them until just the last two times I've been there. You can get biscuits-and-gravy at both Hardees and Whataburger, the two of which are plentiful in Florida. Northern Florida for Whataburger. I've yet to see one in my neck of the woods.

It's typically: The guy starts a chat with what he thinks is a girl/boy below 16, usually getting into sex. He sets up a meeting date, the girl/boy asks him to bring something (alcohol, food, etc.) and he walks into the house where they're shooting the show. Hanson talks to him a bit, tells him he's "free to go" and he's arrested outside. I've never seen one where they're chatting with 18 year olds. Most of them are <14.

It's a series of investigative reports.

It allegedly "massages" your face while you shave. Call me crazy, but having moving blades near my face isn't something I'm clamoring for.

The defense needs time to gel and the injuries and crappiness that they have on the blueline haven't allowed that to happen yet. I think once Mark Stuart comes back, he'll shore up a lot of the defensive holes that are popping up. We might also get a look at Lashoff earlier than expected.

Country-fried steak with mashed potatoes, fried apples and cornbread is where it's at.

This is funny looking back on this post. Is Boone even remembered after the basketball debacle and the Red Sox comeback in 04?

I like it. I don't have small cuts on my face that I normally get from subpar razors. My gripe is the fucking price of these things. Hopefully I can get a bunch of the replacement heads for xmas or something. 9 bucks for two of the heads is stupid.

He didn't have a line, but he had a funny face moment during Michael's sugar rush.

Bob's been missing lately... Gary Glitter redux?

I think the best option would be to combine the two teams onto one roster. Then the World Series might be competitive. Let's not say anything crazy like that. I wonder if the NLCS winners will get Detroit Tigers World Series Champions teeshirts to wear.

Maybe Rolen was wearing a Chicago Cubs batting glove.

I have Chicago making the playoffs...

It isn't my favorite episode ever (Health Care is) but it's right up there. Everyone was doing something. Michael took a backseat, which is good sometimes.

He kind of looks like Danny Bonaduce. Except that Bonaduce is even more of a psychopath and would probably put a cigarette out on Axl's forehead for kicks.