the max

It's a pretty big milestone and god knows I'm not going to watch atrocious Giants TV coverage to see it.

Once Buffalo wins, I'm supporting Carolina for the rest of the playoffs. Glen Wesley needs redemption.

You make more than me and I'm a state employee. Jerk.

I'm the Florida west coast rep.

All this episode needed was karate and you could make it into "Transporter 3".

What do you expect? They're manatees!

I'd have kept the ball then. It's not like he asked for the insane things that these guys used to get (one guy got season tickets for whatever team it was, another got a sum of cash).

What are you talking about? Especially since this is a "nerds" movie and all. I corrected his spelling of nauseate that's under his avatar and made a lame joke about the nerds on this board. I'm surprised you didn't get it, I thought you went to college or something.

From what I saw, it looked like they were having a hard time getting anything started. That and the ice looked terrible down in Carolina.

Bitchtits is an acquired taste, I guess. He revolted me at first as well, but his wit and his ability to find humor in the most inappropriate things makes him a great part of the show. I don't like the show as much when Lil Jimmy Norton is away...unless Patrice is there.

Camera phone with mp3 downloadable ringtones. I've had it for a while since my bill is so cheap ($55.12/month unlimited talk and text messaging) but I want a Razr or some other cool phone.

"I found a bloody glove in my desk and Jim Halpert spent the entire morning trying to convince me that I murdered someone. I think Jim is the real killer."

Headed to OT. Bryan Murray looks like he's going to strangle someone.

Nauseate. And the thread's only been open for four hours. The nerds are all either out with their other nerd friends or jerking off to anime porn. Or jerking off with their friends while watching anime porn.

Make sure to bring rubbers. Leaving DNA on your "dates" can be a problem.

Fun game so far. The OLN coverage for the playoffs has been VASTLY improved from the regular season coverage. Commentary is great tonight, camera angles are sharp and allow you to see the play well, and the graphics aren't too annoying. The FOXSPORTS sounds that the graphics make are very annoying, but I suppose I'll get used to that. 4-4 after two. I still say that Buffalo can't get into a firefight with Ottawa. Too much depth on Ottawa and we still haven't really heard from their third line players that always score crippling goals.

The NHL regular season awards are not based on the playoffs. When the Sharks stole---traded for Thornton, they were 10-13-4...they ended up 44-27-11. Thornton won the scoring title and made a star out of his linemate Jon Cheechoo, who doubled his goal total from the last season. Without Thornton, there's a question of whether they even get close to the playoffs. Jagr played all 82 games in the regular season, performed admirably and had a great season. But as much as it pains me to say it, Joe Thornton was the most valuable player this past season. Another stat that twists the knife even more for me: Joe Thornton played in 58 games with the Sharks. He had 20 goals and 72 assists in those 58 games. 92 points in 58 fucking games. That's just...goddamn. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.

The star power of John Salley and Tom Arnold!

Ottawa d. Buffalo in six Jersey d. Carolina in five Edmonton d. San Jose in seven Colorado d. Anaheim in six NHL Awards: Calder: Ovechkin Selke: Brind'Amour Hart: Thornton (twist the knife) Adams: Ruff Norris: Lidstrom Pearson: Jagr (since he has to win something) Vezina: Brodeur

Not understood when a deleted scene on the season 4 dvd set shows him being rescued by CTU people.

The hell with winning a game. If they had heart, they'd have not gotten punched in the neck in every game. Maybe they don't score only four goals in the series. Blame it on Ozolinsh all you want, the guy is a marginal defensive player at best. For a fan to expect Ozolinsh to be a stalwart defensive player in his own zone is someone who doesn't pay attention. Ozolinsh is a winger who happens to lineup at the blueline. He was brought in to be a warm body on the blueline who happens to have a good offensive knack, to alleviate some pressure from Jagr and help on the powerplay. Not to play stellar defense.

Elton John, The Eagles, James Taylor, generic classic 70's rock.

Guys, the big problem with the Flyers was that they just weren't big and lumbering enough. In the new NHL, you NEED to have plus-sized defenseman logging big minutes for you in crunch time. The obvious move for Clarke is to go after our pal Hal Gill.

Ortiz is hitting lefties better than he's hitting righties so far. Plus, any team that pitches to him in the later innings in big spots is just asking for trouble.

I like breakfast pizza.