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Do you smell... no that's too easy. How about- Why must I be a teenager in love?

I'd just like to know, what's love got to do with it?

You'd be wrong. Remember- the audience is largely made up of little kids, silly mark-out girls and frat boys who can't read.

Smackdown.

Vince, the Genetic Jackhammer can satisfy Linda.

THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING.

That was a good joke.

Yes, the Celtics. Winners of 7 out of their last 8, all close games including wins over LA, Phoenix and Detroit. They only lost to Minnesota by two after a buzzer beater. They've moved up to #11 in the power rankings and have a 4 game lead over Philly for the #3 spot in the East. Granted, they're playing in the worst division in the league, but if they can keep playing the way they are, they could beat Chicago and maybe make a run back to the Eastern Conference finals. The rookies are playing great, they got Antoine Walker for practically nothing, and pressure is taken off Paul Pierce. Nobody in Boston is thinking the NBA title, but the C's are starting to spark a little bit of interest come playoff time. Thoughts?

Nothing like shitting in their bag and dumping drinks over their heads to get a woman's attention. Does anybody think that Orton has any chance of going over Taker still? I highly doubt he would, considering the heat that's on him now.

That's my hope for the team. I really want to see them just get to the Eastern conference finals- I'd be impressed if they could.

Arizona over Gonzaga Duke over UConn Duke over Arizona (75-68)

But it's not lame for somebody to read about it on a message board, and bother questioning it? Oh.. Uh, no. It's not. You can't tell that what you're reading is lame until you're done with it, and calling out someone for being lame is fair game.

High school sucked balls. The only thing you miss is your friends, and in college, you can still keep in touch and make new friends. College > high school.

Anybody on The Simpsons. Seriously- that show needs to stop.

So many great characters from Seinfeld I can't really choose. Also- Stewie, Cartman

I've worked for minimum wage before, so I know how much it can suck. But does increasing the minimum wage to $7.25 seem a bit high to anybody else?

Looking back- people always popped for Kramer on Seinfeld. It started at like the third season, and it never really stopped.

Im an idiot.

And why wouldn't he? That's a damn good burn.

Getting your bag shit in is paying your dues?

If you're going to start courting the gay audience, why don't you start in America? Why do it for a Brazilian magazine?

I'd like to see that.

Be Cool 7/10- Not too bad, not spectacular.

Seconded.

Heat Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino, sitting in a coffee shop.