Boon

If nothing else, people can stop their bitching about not seeing a close game.

Jacoby Ellsbury gave America a free taco. All hail Ellsbury.

That episode was messed up. It was funny, but it was also really depressing.

Which time- when they brought him back as a savior of the 04-05 season, or when they constantly throw out the idea of bringing him back off the bench?

Scrubs is back tonight, kids.

Chicago sports fans are like Jonah Hill. The act is cute for a while, but eventually that "lovable loser" vibe goes and they're just fat and obnoxious.

You forgot second-ranked BC. Yes, we are very lucky.

Snyder is even less stretched out than Lester. Why Julian Tavarez was left off the roster, I've no idea. He's got to be hurt.

You don't fluke your way to 20 of 21, but I think it'll be hard to stay that hot after over a week off. Hopefully will be a great series.

Beckett the MVP. Good choice.

Goodnight, everyone. Sweet dreams of that little bastard.

I love that pesky little bastard.

Marvin will be pleased to know that Kevin Millar is throwing out the first pitch tonight.

That Brady guy is alright.

Now the only question is, "Which Matsuzaka will show up?"

Taking pitches and making guys work isn't being efficient? For someone who claims to love baseball so much, I'd think you'd want to maximize the experience.

JD Drew Grand Slam in the playoffs. I owe someone a lot of money.

How can you possibly be surprised? He's been pretty clear with his disdain for Baltimore since day one.

I thought this was a fantastic bounceback episode. Very great moments.

"Damon is a fag."

Cabrera did not shit the bed. Neither did Renteria for that matter. Props for the rest. Theo's a fantastic GM for his homegrown talent. He is absolutely terrible at identifying good free agents.

Probably why he got along with Kevin Smith so well. I'm looking forward to this.

Hillary up over 50% nationally.

God damnit. Now I have to watch Raw?