Boon

Nope- it's going to be Chavo goes back to being Kerwin White b/c the Guerrero name and Hispanic nationality has done nothing for him- just the reason he did it to begin with. You watch.

Why doesn't Coach just start the match by announcing who's going to win? He really couldn't give it away anymore... Chavo the embarrassment? Chavo is Rey, Part II!

Maybe it was Rey's suit? I'd boo him for that. Are we officially done with Mama Benjamin?

Why do they keep booking Candice Michelle in matches? Can't they just do backstage segments of her being a whore if she needs to be on television?

This angle gets even better.

Double Turn. God turns heel and joins the Four Horsemen. Amazing.

HAHAHA. "Vince has really lost it. He just booked God in a tag team match."

Lame.

I really hope they don't neuter Carlito now.

I am.

Good, split them up.

Do you really think we're done with Cena/HHH? We're just getting warmed up.

Anyone remember the promo that The Rock cut in Toronto, after they turned on him? Amazing.

Awesome. I haven't heard- how was the crowd when Hunter tapped?

The devil you know vs. the devil you don't.

This place is never happy. There is always something to bitch about here.

Winners: TBS-Kane Vs Carlito & Masters: *1/4 MITBII:*** RVD JBL/Benoit: **1/2 Edge Vs Foley: ***1/2 Trish Vs Mickie: **** Boogeyman Vs The T's: DUD Undertaker Vs Henry: *1/2 HBK Vs McMahon: ***1/4 Triple Threat: **3/4 Rey Playboy match: dud Torrie Cena Vs Triple H: **

Minus 10 points for no Maria.

....Is Chicago on fire?

Set Chicago on fire!

Do you want another Chicago fire to start? Yes. Fuck Chicago.

I hope Cena retains, just for the pure shit show that would follow.

Well what a minute- were Nunzio and Vito involved? B/c if they were, I'll buy it.

WTF?

Cena and the mob- anyone care to elaborate?