Boon

I did miss the corkscrew legdrop.

It is with deepest regret, and tears that are soaked. I'm sorry to hear that your Momma finally croaked. But if I had a son, that jobbed as much as you, I'd wish for a heart attack so I could die, too. Book it.

No more Shelton's momma.

Shelton's Mama is DEAD!!!

SHHH!!!

Man, Shawn quitting fulltime after Wrestlemania, Vince sure to go over him. This angle blows.

Hey, he's XXX. She's gotta get her love somewhere.

Wow. Fuck John Cena.

JESUS CHRIST MARIA

Just saw that on the replay. Awesome.

Worst pedigree ever.

Better then what he's got now.

That guy doesn't deserve her. This angle rocks.

Another short match. Good.

It's time for the most entertaining part of Raw!

Anybody notice if Ashley has tits or not? I couldn't tell.

Nice and short. Thank God.

Triple H needs to prove to the world the only thing wrong with Cena is that Angle didn't know how to properly play a heel. I can't wait until that comes back to bite him in the ass. All the more reason to boo Cena.

Yo is that Bigfoot laying a block in the back?

OMG SPOILERZ TAGZ PLZ!

Rumor is that Montana wanted a $100k appearance fee... if true, then he is quite the fucking asshole. Bradshaw used the family excuse. Aye, I heard that as well, not sure if its confirmed or not.

To quote South Park, Canada also gave us Brian Adams.

I'm personally shocked by TSM's Seahawk Nation damning the refs every minute I'm damning the refs cause I was hoping to watch a good game tonight. Instead, I saw the refs give every call they could to the Steelers. Oh well, like I said earlier, I guess i'll just get used to the Steelers being the new Pats for the next few years. Who says they're the new Patriots? There's a handful of teams that could win the AFC next year. They're actually a step above the Patriots, because they aren't from Boston. Patriots aren't from Boston either. Seriously- you need to let it go man.

Nope.

It was smart. He's got nothing left to do. He got a Super Bowl in his hometown, what better way to leave the game? I totally agree. At least I can take some comfort knowing that Ward got his props, Bettis retires and Roethlisberger is nowhere near that podium.