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WTF. Edge v Kane AGAIN?! ugh.

Have them join up together, do stupid shit for a few months, then have them come out and turn heel. She goes from supid to vengeful bitch, showing her true self, while Eugene finally states that he isn't retarded, and it was all made up, and they both shit on the fans for buying something so stupid. An instant heel pair, I'd love it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I wasn't really a French sympathizer..."

If ya smellll... uhh, I mean, The Champ is Here!! [looks around to make sure people still think he's original]

Maria = gold.

Next week Matt drives a Monster Truck over Edge's car!! And pours cement into Lita's convertible!!

Kinda surprised that Edge showed a little personality. Good for him.

Smarks- we got served.

I almost wept when Nick hurt Hulk's feelings...

Oakland and LA, NY and Texas, Boston and Chicago, Houston and Washington. Some good games coming up this week. Enjoy.

How can Edge lose a feud he's not in? The only way this Money in the Bank contract angle was going to be interesting after the match was if Christian had stolen the briefcase. Edge's momentum and credibility is about to be destroyed. It's going to take a lot for him to be built up as a decent contender- they've got a few months left to do it before his contract expires, but right now, he's going nowhere fast. Lita really is the Kiss of Death.

I am really baffled at how bad Al Leiter is making the Red Sox hitters look right now.

Like they said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back- Jason Biggs will always be that guy that fucked a pie.

President Bush and Curt Schilling don't have shitty music careers...

Yeah, losing Alvarez means nothing when you've got those prospects. I actually wouldn't be surprised to see at least Paplebon called up sometime this season, considering the travesty otherwise known as the bullpen.

I don't really understand why the Sox would get another 3B- but anything that rids me of Bronson Arroyo is a good deal. Now if they could do something about Mark Bellhorn...

I would jump for fucking joy if Bronson Arroyo left Boston. I hate that rat bastard, and his shitty music career.

I just can't wait to see who they bring up to pitch Sunday. Haha, this is great.

*recalls Pedro coming in at the end of one of the ALCS games and almost blowing it* I dunno about the learning factor..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's a slight exaggeration, I think you're talking about Game 7 of the ALCS. Pedro came in the 7th inning with the Red Sox up 8-1 to do mop up work (Which he shouldn't have been doing) and gave up two runs. Still an idiotic move by Francona, but at no point did Pedro almost blow the game. Unless I'm having a brainfart and forgetting about one of the other games. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe he's talking about when Petey was left in too long two years ago?

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MNM making fun of Animal about Hawk is way more offensive then the Hassan angle...

That was pretty gross.

You see, it would be this mat...

I really feel like this was the best angle for them to take, even before all the fallback. It fits best with Hassan's character the way he's been portrayed up to this point. I said when I saw the spoilers that next week he'd cut a promo saying what he said. He just had that New York Post article to back up what he was saying.

The more I think about it, the more that line confuses me. He seemed to be going in the direction that Jericho used to be the Undisputed Champ, used to be one of the top Main Eventers in the company, and now he does a talk show so he can be on TV. Is that cheap though? Man, that line blows.