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Let's break this down, piece by piece. What show should you be watching? Based on talent, the storyline and the overall entertainment, pick which show has the advantage, add up the total and figure out which show you should be watching. The #1 Championship RAW - Edge v. Cena Smackdown! - Kurt Angle v. Mark Henry (w/ Daivari) The #2 Championship RAW - Ric Flair v. ???? Smackdown! - Booker/Orton v. Benoit The Tag Titles RAW - Show/Kane v. Heartthrobs? Snitsky/Tomko? Viscera/Val? 3 Minute Warning? Smackdown! - MNM v. Mexicools? Kendrick/London? Dicks? Gymini? Regal/Burchill? The "Other" Title RAW - Trish Stratus v. Victoria? Mickie James? Smackdown! - Kid Kash v. London? Kendrick? Jamie Noble? Nunzio? The Midcard RAW - Carlito/Masters/Show/Kane/Shelton/RVD/Flair Smackdown! - Orton/Benoit/Booker/JBL/Rey/Kennedy/Lashley The GM RAW - Vince? Smackdown! - Teddy Long The Top Backstage Guys RAW - HHH/HBK/Vince Smackdown! - Undertaker/Kurt Angle/JBL The Internet Show/Jobbers RAW - Heart Throbs/Snitsky/Tomko/Viscera/Val/Gregory Helms/Rosey/Murdoch/Cade/Dupree/Conway Smackdown! - Kendrick/London/Jamie Noble/Burchill/Regal/Holly/Hardy/Orlando/Nunzio/Vito/Sylvan The Women RAW - Trish Stratus/Mickie James/Victoria/Candice/Torrie/Ashley/Maria Smackdown! - Stacy/Sharmell/Melina/Jillian The Announce Team RAW - Styles/Lawler/Coach/Maria/Todd Smackdown! - Cole/Tazz/Matthews/Funaki Wrestlecrap RAW - Spirit Squad, Vince's Devils, Mama Benjamin Smackdown! - Boogeyman, Jillian Hall's face, Midgets The Time Slot RAW - Monday nights at 9pm on USA Smackdown! - Friday nights at 8pm on UPN I couldn't include everything- feel free to add stuff I forgot as reasons you've made your decisions. For me, Smackdown wins 8-4, w/ Raw taking the women, the backstage guys, the timeslot and the announce team.

Let's recap- Lita on the mic. Mama Benjamin. Coach v. Lawler. Spirit squad. Tag team divas match. Devil Vince tempting HBChrist. Chris Masters. STFU. Great show.

WHO FUCKING JINXED US?!?!

Leave it to the 'E to take a funny concept, wait five years, then do it on their show.

Jesus- the crowd couldn't be more dead.

I want Randy to win. ARMS

Predictable? Naw.

Huh?

I've always wanted someone to get set on fire by the pryo. Like someone doing a turnbuckle pose, then Kane's pyro hits. Awesome.

Man- that was actually entertaining.

I miss Chris Jericho. Where is Charlie Haas? And why hasn't 3 Minute Warning come back on Raw?

Troy Polamalu v. Steve Smith. Book it.

Insult, meet injury.

What comeback?

Meh- not as bad as it could've been. The rotation is my concern- they've got 7 potential starters.

Yes.

Donnie Darko. Most overrated piece of shit I've ever seen.

Seriously- it's not our fault that nobody else is doing anything. It's really not that funny anymore.

Theo's back.

And that's the end of that chapter.

Didn't hear a ton of men cheering tonight. But the woman were LOUD and the men weren't booing, thanks in large parts to the pleasedontboocenapleasedontboocenapleasedontboocenapleasedontboocena segments all night. Stop doing that. It's not getting over.

Give that man a contract.

Titties titties, ass ass ass, botched spots, bad acting, titties ass titties ass.

Jesus Christ Candice Michelle- shut THE FUCK up.

Bigger = better.