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well black/red/white fits the mold, but that is standard for just about every horror site....... Maybe A Crypt-type look cause that could fit into either one.....
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when I worked for tnt-hp, the speed was so high that it was pretty much, *click* *get* in one motion. Even downloading movie trailers in GIANT size took a weak 5 seconds.
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I have read recently that cable modems will be even faster really soon, but I haven't heard anything similar regarding DSL lines. Anyone have any info for me?
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Well then the homepage should be sort of neutral with possibly a appropriate link for the horror part and then a sci-fi image for the sci-fi link...... I dunno if you could find one, but if you could find a file of the Alien Egg opening, that would be a cool animation/clip to show as you click on the sci-fi section.
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I liked F13th series until they got rid of the original guy that was the partner with the red haired chick.
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I consider myself pretty well rounded in the horror field even though there are some classics from all genres I have not seen yet. I do however love just about every sub-genre of horror.
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if I was to do a column I could imagine myself starting with the ever so popular debate... "Scream: is this a horror movie?"
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Goddamn that site is slow. I'm looking into ways of doing it. The site probably won't launch for at LEAST 2-3 weeks. Getting something setup won't be too hard. It will be the content etc. well besides being slow, what did you think of it?
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If you want to see what my personal fav horror site and a damn good layout looks like, check out www.houseofhorrors.com That has been around since I have had the net in 96 and just keeps getting better with every visit. Also if you need it, I might be interested in contributing to your site.
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Ok I just watched the movie for a 2nd time. I have a question, that arose after my second viewing. What exactly is the deal with the army mansion? At first I thought it was just a small group of surviving army soldiers that found the mansion and decided to hold up there, but after watching the movie again and trying to make sense of what the other prisoner(the one executed right before Jim was supposed to be) was saying to Jim. It leads me to believe that those soldiers knew that the rest of the world was starting to return to some type of normality, but they wanted to like start some new world order or something, starting with the mansion and the surrounding land in that area. They saw Jim and the other guy as a threat to their demonic ideas so they had to ride of them. I came to this conclusion when Jim was laying in the brush and he saw the airplane flying overhead, which would indicate possibly, non-infected folks ARE being searched for. Also the other prisoner saying they were "quarrentined" and his other ramblings... Thoughts?
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I am not sure how many of you have a Frys near you, but whenever I go to Frys I always get what I come for and then on the way to the register there is a mix of a small amount from every deparment for ridiculously cheap prices flashed before your very eyes, in the pathway to the register. I have resisted picking any of it up, due to me mostly not needing any of it, but hey do I really need more dvds either? hahaha.......Anways does anyone here take advantage of these low prices, or have you had a bad experience by buying one of these things and it turning out to be total junk?
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Friday the 13th is one of my favorites in the entire series.
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This was from ESPN.com Page 2. It is kind of taking the Redskins' woes and putting it into a Office Space-type setting. As Depressing as it is that it is my team they are making fun of, I must say this piece is hilarious and I guess I have something to laugh at for the bye week........ Ballcoach, where are the TPS reports? By Patrick Hruby Page 2 columnist News Item: Looking to a patch up a leaky defense and pass protection schemes that have led to quarterback Patrick Ramsey getting knocked out of two straight games, the 3-4 Washington Redskins have hired former NFL coaches Joe Bugel and Foge Fazio as "consultants." Consultants? In football? For real? Whoa. Forget "Any Given Sunday." With corporate-minded team owner Dan Snyder in charge, the Washington Redskins appear to have less in common with a pro football team than the soulless Initech software company in "Office Space." In fact, it's easy to imagine a sequel to director Mike Judge's cult-classic kiss-off to cubicle life -- albeit with a Redskins twist ... "OFFICE SPACE 2: REDSKINS PARK" SCENE 1 Nobody told Steve about all the memos he'd have to read as Redskins coach. [We see Redskins coach STEVE SPURRIER at his desk at REDSKINS PARK, drawing ballplays on a sketch pad. Team owner DAN SNYDER approaches SPURRIER'S cubicle, a coffee cup in hand.] SNYDER: Hello, Steve. What's happening? So, I guess we should probably go ahead and have a little talk, hmm? SPURRIER: Sure, what -- SNYDER: Did you see the memo about us being 3-4? You see, we're trying to make the playoffs this year, or at least finish with a .500 record. You apparently didn't realize that losing to Buffalo would drop your record with the team to 10-13. SPURRIER: Well, it's not like I'm trying to lose ball -- SNYDER: Yeah. I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. Umm-k? SPURRIER: Look, I don't need another -- SNYDER: Greaaat. (Takes a long sip of coffee). Oh, oh, and I almost forgot: I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in during the bye weekend. (Yawning) So if you could be here around nine, that would be great. We, uh, fell behind in the standings this week. And the Cowboys are making us sorta play catchup. SPURRIER: Actually, I was planning to play 36 holes at -- SNYDER: OK then. And uh, we're going to bring in some consultants this week. They'll be asking some questions, maybe seeing if there are some ways we can win a few more games around here. So, uh, any questions? No? Greaaat. [Enter Redskins defensive coordinator GEORGE EDWARDS.] EDWARDS: Morning, Steve. Say, did you get the memo? SCENE 2 [sPURRIER, quarterback PATRICK RAMSEY and linebacker LAVAR ARRINGTON are gathered around RAMSEY'S cubicle. ARRINGTON is feeding paper into a fax machine; RAMSEY has a black eye, a swollen jaw and a cast on his right hand] RAMSEY: Hey Steve. Dude, we lost again last week. Didn't you see the memo? SPURRIER: (Exasperated) Yes, I saw the memo. That's not the problem. The problem is -- hey, what happened to your throwing hand? [Offensive line coach KIM HELTON enters, gasping and short of breath.] "Hey, coach, did you get the memo?" HELTON: Did you hear the news? They're bringing in consultants! Consultants! You know what that means? We're all gonna get canned! RAMSEY: Calm down. I'm sure it's nothing. Right? ARRINGTON: Right. If any consultants try and disrespect us by running through our stretching line, I'm coming after them. HELTON: Wow, nice flak jacket. When did you start wearing those? RAMSEY: Three weeks ago, actually. But thanks for noticing. SPURRIER: LaVar, you've been hanging out by that machine all morning. You working on another non-NFLPA licensing deal? ARRINGTON: Nah, just trading smack with Warren Sapp. League can't fine us if we do it by fax. (ARRINGTON frowns). PC load letter? What the heck is that? (ARRINGTON headbutts the fax machine). Give it to me, you little -- [Enter Redskins media relations assistant PATRICK WIXTED. WIXTED is holding a stack of envelopes.] WIXTED: Hey guys, got some mail. (WIXTED gives SPURRIER the once-over). Say, what's with the sideline-quality frown? Looks like someone's got a case of the just-gave-up-432-yards-to-the-worst-offense-in-the-league! SPURRIER grimaces. WIXTED ruffles through his letters, then examines one closely. WIXTED: (reading) Kim ... Helton? HELTON: Yep, that's me. WIXTED: Kim? Really? Did you know you have a girl's name? Like in "A Boy Named Sue?" HELTON: (rolling eyes). Heh. Yeah. Never heard that one before. SPURRIER: Say, you guys wanna go coach up a cup of coffee somewhere? ARRINGTON: Yeah. RAMSEY: Let me get my wheelchair. SCENE 3 [sPURRIER, ARRINGTON, RAMSEY AND HELTON are sitting at a table in a nearby APPLEBEE'S.] SPURRIER: So Snyder wants me to see Joe Bugel. ARRINGTON: Dude -- Joe Bugel? Like, didn't he coach the Cardinals? HELTON: Hey, look behind you. Isn't that Tennessee athletic director Mike Hamilton? You can't spell Citrus without UT, right Steve? (nervous laugh) SPURRIER: Yeah ... you know, that job's looking pretty good to me. I'd be back in the SEC, surrounded by boatloads of talent ... plus, I hear he's about to break up with Phil Fulmer. RAMSEY: Why don't you go talk to him? Writing computer code is sort of like drawing up fancy ballplays. [sPURRIER approaches HAMILTON, who appears surprised and preoccupied.] SPURRIER: Do you want to have lunch with me? HAMILTON: Right now? Uh, I have a meeting. With Phil. SPURRIER: OK. Well, look, I'm going to go over to Flamers and read through the buyout clauses in my Redskins contract. If you want to get a lawyer and come and join me, great. If not, that's cool, too. HAMILTON: Where was that again? Flamers or Chili's? SCENE 4 [sPURRIER is in his apartment, beer in hand, sitting on his couch and watching television. His next-door neighbor, Oklahoma football coach BOB STOOPS, can be heard talking through the thin wall separating their apartments.] STOOPS: Steve! Check out ESPN Classic, man! They're showing the 1996 national championship game! [sTOOPS enters SPURRIER'S apartment.] STOOPS: (gesturing toward the television) Say, that kinda looks like a Steve Spurrier-coached offense! SPURRIER: It is a Steve Spurrier-coached offense (sigh). STOOPS: Oh, sorry man. I thought you'd like that. SPURRIER: You know, Bob, sometimes I get the feeling that I was better off in Gainsville -- STOOPS: Yeah, man, I get that feeling too. Just like the Redskins would be better off with a hot young college coach who understands defense and offense. Someone like me. Maybe I should return that call from Dan Snyder ... whoops. Don't mind me. I'm just talking out of my BUTT. SPURRIER: Bob, tell me something: When you come in on a Monday morning after a tough loss and you're feeling a little down, does the athletic director ask to watch game film with you the way Dan Snyder does? STOOPS: Naw (shaking head). Hell no. I do believe I'd have him fired before he did something like that. Hey, you wanna another beer? SCENE 5 [Redskins consultants JOE BUGEL and FOGE FAZIO are sitting behind a desk at REDSKINS PARK. SPURRIER sits on the other side.] BUGEL: And you are ... (reading notes) Steve Spurrier. Very good. I'm Joe Bugel. And this is Foge Fazio. SPURRIER: (nodding) Joe. Foge. You know you're in trouble when outside consultants are brought in. BUGEL: Steve, why don't you start by telling us what it is you do, exactly, to protect the quarterback? SPURRIER: Protect the quarterback? Well, I would say on the average play that I'm thinking more about completing a 30-yard pass downfield. Or looking at the way the quarterback holds the ball. If I see them holding it down by their chest, it makes me sorta space out -- FAZIO: Ah ah ah -- space out? SPURRIER: Yeah. Oh, and here's another thing, Joe: On some plays, I send out five different receivers. BUGEL: Five? FAZIO: Five. Dan Snyder didn't play me $25 million to run a max-protect, Marty-ball style offense. He wanted the Fun n' Gun. Even if it doesn't work too well against a professional pass rush. FAZIO: And you give it to him? SPURRIER: Oh yeah, I coach it up real good. The guy thinks I'm a football Einstein, like Norman. So why should I work harder to protect the quarterback? My only real motivation is to keep him standing upright long enough to throw a hitch-and-go to Laveranues Coles. But you know what? I'm starting to realize that my style will only motivate guys to play hard enough to get me fired. BUGEL: What if your genius reputation was based on number of wins instead of passing yards? What if your contract was tied to that? Would things be different? SPURRIER: I don't know, Joe. I guess. Look, I've got to get back to the practice field and coach up a few ballplays. It's been great. [sPURRIER leaves. HELTON enters.] FAZIO: And you are ... Kim ... Helton? BUGEL: You know that's a woman's name? Like "A Boy Named Sue"? HELTON: Oh, heh, really, I never thought of it that way. FAZIO: Well, you must love Johnny Cash ... SCENE 6 Will the Ballcoach be joining Milton on the unemployment line? [A bar. SPURRIER and Baltimore Ravens coach BRIAN BILLICK are sitting at adjacent stools.] SPURRIER: I've been thinking about it. We don't have a lot of time in the NFL. We weren't meant to spend it this way, running fullback dives and using two tight ends to pick up the blitz on a five-yard slant pattern. BILLICK: Tell me about it. (Downs a shot). I went from coaching the most dynamic offense in football to having Ray Lewis as my MVP. Now I'm handing off to Jamal Lewis 40 times a game. (Downs a second shot). For God's sake, what am I supposed to do with Kyle Boller? SPURRIER: Brian, what would you say if I told you we never had to run out the clock ever again? SCENE 7 [A press conference at REDSKINS PARK. SPURRIER is speaking to reporters JODY FOLDESY, MARK MASKE, MARK ZUCKERMAN and JOE WHITE.] FOLDESY: So, tell us about this plan of yours. SPURRIER: Well, men, it's kinda complicated. MASKE: We can handle it. SPURRIER: OK, then. Last week I said we were gonna get players off the street. That's partially true. What we're gonna do is get the Gator band back together. First, we resign Danny Wuerffel, Jacquez Green, Ridel Anthony and Shane Matthews. Next, we trade for Fred Taylor and Rex Grossman. And we find a way to get Jevon Kearse in here. That oughta shore up the defensive side of things. ZUCKERMAN: Wait -- isn't that illegal? We're past the NFL trading deadline. And adding all those players would put you way over the salary cap. Besides, why would anyone want to give up Taylor or Kearse? SPURRIER: (visibly upset) No, no. Look, you don't understand. It's a foolproof plan. It'll work. We won't get caught. We're reuniting a winning group of guys. Like "Ghostbusters II." WHITE: Um, didn't President Clinton end up issuing a national apology for that movie? SPURRIER: I don't want to talk about this anymore. Press conference is over. SCENE 8 [A Monday morning in front of SPURRIER'S apartment. HELTON arrives in a car to pick SPURRIER up for work. We see a newspaper splayed out on the backseat. The Redskins have just lost to the Dallas Cowboys, 45-17.] HELTON: (anxious and out of breath) Steve, have you seen the morning paper? SPURRIER: No, what's wrong? HELTON: We got killed. SPURRIER: Yeah, but we threw for 450 yards. HELTON: And six interceptions. Plus, Troy Hambrick broke the single-game rushing record. Oh, and the FBI wants to speak to you about the suspected kidnapping of Jevon Kearse. SPURRIER: Don't they understand that the trade deadline's already come and gone? What else was I supposed to do? HELTON: I don't know about you, but I don't want to coach in a Federal pound-me-from-behind prison. SPURRIER: C'mon, it wouldn't be so bad. Have you seen "The Longest Yard?" Or "Lockup?" I bet I could coach those boys up, put one over on the ol' warden. [sPURRIER and HELTON arrive at REDSKINS PARK. Firefighters are on hand, putting out the final flickers of a large fire. The building has been burned to the ground. SNYDER is standing next to a FIRE CHIEF.] SNYDER: Anyone hurt? FIRE CHIEF: Building was empty, luckily. SNYDER: How did this happen? FIRE CHIEF: From what we can tell, looks like someone left a lit cigar on their desk. The flames spread to an extra-large stack of rejected pass protection schemes, and, well, that was that. SNYDER: I always put my cigars out before I leave the office! Hmmm ... who else could it be? Whoever it is, I'll have their stuff thrown out on the street! Well, whatever's left of it. [Cut to a beach in CANCUN, MEXICO. Redskins legends SONNY JURGENSEN and DARRELL GREEN are sitting on lawn chairs, tropical drinks in hand. JURGENSEN is twirling an unlit Cohiba cigar.] JURGENSEN: Maybe now they'll stop disgracing our once-proud organization. GREEN: Hail to the Redskins! JURGENSEN: Onward to victory! JURGENSEN and GREEN raise a toast. Patrick Hruby is a sportswriter for the Washington
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Merchandise on the way to getting in line.....
NoCalMike replied to NoCalMike's topic in General Chat
ok then, not Fry's but FYE......oh and yes Fry's is GREAT for MMA. Recently they gave Pride it's very own section and they sell a wide variety of MMA dvds -
I really liked this movie, however my only problem with the plot is this...... Since the infected are people with the Rage virus and not dead/zombies, shouldn't they be attacking and killing each other as well? I mean they aren't like zombies who eat the flesh and brains of the living as a food source, from my understanding they are just infected with a virus that drives them mad and shit like that. I haven't watched the movie since buying the dvd(I have reserved time for tomorrow). So maybe I am just forgetting something.
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no Tommy had it and his doctor advised Tommy to tell her before they got married, he didn't, lots of sex, drugs, tattoo needles later.....Pam has it. Tommy gave it to her.
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Merchandise on the way to getting in line.....
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she is gonna swerve us all and just legally change her name to ( O )y( O )
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Saw it in the theater, loved it, bought it earlier today. Great Movie and a nice new twist on the zombie-style story telling.
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if my friend wanted to marry a chick after knowing her for 6 months then you better fucking believe I would talk him out of it, however it would have nothing to do with furthering his career since I don't think building superdome computers relates to publicity at all. As for Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, yes publicity is good for them. Hollywood just cares about money, and if Demi Moore is on every damn hollywood tabloid show every 5 seconds, of course it is good for her career, not to mention the fact that every fucking other women on tv is saying stupid shit like, "oh yah, you go girl, girl power....finally the older woman scores the young hunk" So yes I would say if Demi is looking for a comeback, I'd say this is a pretty good way to go about it.
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I had some Boo Berry for breakfast this morning and have an uopened count chocula box waiting for my appetite for tomorrow.
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well if Heyman is simply there to fill in the same role as steph, without having any influence on actual booking or writing, nothing much will change except the obvious greatness of having one less mcmahon on tv and being replaced by a great mind for the sport like Heyman. I just hope he isn't wasted or done away with after 2 weeks.
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well congradulations for Ashton I guess. I mean seriously, he gets to bang one of hollywood's hottest babes for the next year or so, until he decides she is too old and she decides she didn't really even want to make a comeback in hollywood. Sometimes I seriously question whether these marriages aren't just publicity ploys from the beginning. Oh yah, DUH.
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Give this man a prize. I was saying that last week. But I guess it's ok now after this week because Stacy was wrong all along. You'd better do what Ol' Stone Cold says or he'll whack you a good one. Just ask Debra. yeah, imagine debra watching raw at home, (doubt it but hey) and screaming to the tv, "stacy, no nooooo, please girl, drink that beer, act like you like it......."
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Did the Dickies do "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" live?