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    A few comments on tonight...

    1. REALLY digging the Kennedy character. Definitely my new favourite. I hope they don't drop the ball on this guy.

    2. wtf is Sylvain Grenier doing now? First Conway becomes Bagwell '05, and now this?

    3. Imagining Orton turn to his dad and saying "You know what...you're a legend...", then busting him with an RKO was all I could think about during his Undertaker speech.

    4. I like muffins. Blueberry.

    Edit: 5. And Benoit is doing well in doing these "what can I do in 25 seconds" promos - I wonder where they're going though...

     

    Thought I'd share :cheers:

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    I could see them going with putting him behind a mask for a while, not saying anything, and making him into a face. Then after some big win and the crowd is cheering him, rips off the mask...

     

    "You people cheered me when you didn't know who I was - now that you know, will you still cheer me, or let your prejudice and racism take over?"

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    "Stroke Me" Billy Squire.

     

    I feel the need to correct this: Billy Squier - The Stroke. And that was the first song that popped into mind when I read this topic :)

     

    Others that work:

    Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls

    Dio - Holy Diver

    Shawn Michaels - Sexy Boy

    Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane

    Strongbad - Trogdor

    Manowar - Warriors Of The World

    Bon Jovi - Bounce

    Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You

    Jet Set Satellite - Best Way To Die

    Kiss - I Was Made For Lovin' You

    Weird Al - Young, Dumb, And Ugly

    Fozzy - King Of My World

    Stan Bush - Dare

    Trooper - Raise A Little Hell

    ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin

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    Full transcript: Muhammad Hassan responds to the media

    Submitted by Brian Cantor on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 1:46 PM EST

     

     

    Because UPN refused to allow Hassan to appear on Thursday's SmackDown, the following response was taped for WWE.com:

     

    I stand here tonight the only patriot left in America. I stand here tonight

    perhaps even a martyr against tyranny and injustice. Because the fact is I am an AMERICAN professional wrestler, but because of my heritage, because of my background, because of who my ancestors were, I'm labeled - we're labeled terrorists. Terrorists; I'm a terrorist! Well it must be true - it's gotta be true - because it's right here in black and white, in a reputable source, like the New York Post.

     

    What, you don't believe me? Here it is: "Terrorist Wrestles After Bombing." I'm a terrorist - we're terrorists. We wrestled after a bombing. Well, Mr. Don Kaplan, (to Daivari) have you ever met Don Kaplan? Have you ever spoken to Don Kaplan? Have you ever called Don Kaplan on the phone? Well, I never have either. So, if Don Kaplan of the New York Post has never met us, how does Don Kaplan know we're terrorists? Don Kaplan also wrote that "Arabs in ski-masks carried Daivari out as a sacrifice last week." Arabs in SKI-MASKS...in SKI-MASKS...in a ski-mask. How does he know that they were Arabs?

     

    The point is, because of articles like this, because of the fear that the

    media has put in all of you people, I have been denied my God-given right to pursue the profession of my choosing...to pursue the American Dream. I have been denied my basic rights as an American citizen. You know, as I look around this crowd and I look at all these faces looking at me in disgust, I think a lot of you have forgotten what this country was founded on. I think you have forgotten that your ancestors fought for their freedom. They gave their lives for their freedom - whether they be black, Irish-American, Italian-American, Jewish-American, Asian-American, they gave their lives for their freedom.

     

    What's next? What's next? Because anytime anything goes wrong in this

    country, it's the Arabs. When a plane crashes, it's the Arabs. When a bomb goes off, it's the Arabs. The blackout two summers ago - it was the Arabs. Hurricane Dennis must be the Arabs.

     

    You people say what you want. Because I have a right to be in here. I have a right to say what I want. And what I'm going to say, my name is Muhammad Hassan. I am an Arab-American and I am very proud of my heritage. But, as an American, my first amendment rights have been trampled. And, I stand here before all of you ashamed of my country.

     

    (Hassan rips the NYPost article as Daivari translates the speech)

     

    I think this points out the general sentiment. A man decides to embrace his cultural roots. Because of a few terrorists sensationalized by the media happen to be of the same culture, this man is prejudiced against because "he could be a terrorist too!"

     

    Because of his culture, if he comes out with a group of thugs to beat on someone, everyone is shouting "Oh no! It's a terrorist!". He's not a terrorist, he's an Arab-American who has embraced his culture.

     

    What if, instead of Hussan, it was...say...Matt Hardy who came out with a group of thugs to do that to Edge? Would he be labelled a terrorist? What about if RVD came out with a group of thugs to choke out someone. Terrorist? How about Sabu?

     

    Not all terrorists are of Arab culture. Just because he comes out with a group of thugs to choke out someone doesn't make him a terrorist. It makes him a "thug"; we have those all over the place - Cena is proud to call himself a "thug".

     

    If you saw a group of Arabs walking down the street, would you call them terrorists? What if they were beating up someone? Are they terrorists yet? What if they weren't Arab? We wouldn't even be having this discussion.

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    Besides you know the inevitable return of the Eugene/Maria segments will just be gold.

     

    Oh god. I can see it now.

    Maria: "So Eugene, how did you win the match?"

    Eugene: "Well, first I spinned around like an airplane, and then I hulked up just like my third favourite wrestler - did you see that?"

    Maria: "What was that Eugene? I lost track of what you said after 'first'..."

    [Eugene stares at her boobs]

    Eugene: "You're pretty" [sticks finger in his mouth and dances around]

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    Full spoilers:

     

    Teddy Long came out and announced Booker T vs. Chris Benoit, and Batista vs. Christian for tonight.

     

    Smackdown!:

    JBL starts off the show complaining about how his screw job makes "Bret Hart look like a parking ticket". JBL's music plays and a limo comes out. The bWo appears from the limo and run Bradshaw down, and the bWo was acting as the cabinet. (I forgot the nick names.) This leads to Bradshaw calling Meanie a fat (insert insult here), and Meanie vs. JBL is set for the night.

     

    Chris Benoit vs. Booker T - #1 contendership for the US title. Chain wrestling, and teased finishes all over this match. Benoit eventually wins after going for the Crippler for the 2nd or 3rd time. Benoit looked to have gotten a stinger in one of his arms.

     

    Rey Mysterio tries to get Eddie Guerrero to reconsider telling the world the secret. This eventually leads to Eddie forcing Mysterio to tag w/ him to face MNM for the WWE Tag Titles.

     

    JBL vs. The Blue Meanie - No DQ

    JBL basically squashes Meanie. Richards and Nova try to get involved and fail. JBL goes for a chair, and Richards recovers. This leads to JBL losing the chair, and getting clocked STIFF by Richards. Meanie hits a moonsault for a two count. Eventually Batista comes out and costs JBL the match via Spinebuster. JBL bleeds hardway from the chairshot.

     

    Muhammad Hassan and Daviari are complaining that Hassan was never elimated in last weeks main event. Long books Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan, #1 Contender for The World Heavyweight Championship @ Great American Bash. Long also decides Daviari has lots to say, and books Daviari vs. Undertaker tonight.

     

    Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio vs. MNM - WWE Tag Titles Mysterio and Guerrero dominate the early part of the match. Eddie even hits a frog splash and teases a title change when... Eddie pulls Mercury (I believe) up by his hair @ two. He tags in Rey, and from there Rey almost wins the Tag belts on his own. Eddie attacks Rey a few times, and MNM wins with there finisher. After the match, Eddie forces Rey into almost hitting him, and then eventually basically being a servent. Eddie made Rey do this things by threating to expose the "secret".

     

    Matt Morgan vs. William Regal

    Never Happened as the Mexicools destroy Morgan. Regal just chills in the enterance way.

     

    Undertaker vs. Daviari

    UT destroys Daviari. After the match 5 men come out in Black Masks, Black shirts, and Khaki Pants and beat the hell out of the Undertaker. Hassan

    comes into the ring and puts the Undertaker in the Camel Clutch. The 5 men carry Daviari out as if he was Jesus.

     

    Christian cuts a promo stating he is the first man to ever main event RAW and Smackdown in the Same week, and states he will beat Batista because he

    is Captain Christima... (insert insult here)!

     

    Batista vs. Christian

    Batsita wins via Demon Bomb (nothing to notre really about the match, it was good, but nothing noteworthy) After match JBl and Orlando Jordan come out and attack Batista. Batista overpowers and JBL throws Jordan to Batista. Demon Bomb for Jordan, and JBL walks away.

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    Matt comparing himself to Bret Hart was a favourite of mine.

     

    When in the blue hell did this ass monkey compare himself to Bret? Is he FN high? Is everybody blind here? Why wasnt this brought up earlier? I hope Matt comes back and Edge kicks his sorry ass. :firing:

     

    It wasn't Matt that compared Matt to Bret Hart, it was somebody writing about the situation - comparing the Montreal Screwjob and the fans reaction then to the current Matt situation and the fans reaction to it.

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    Matt's also posted to his site, asking his fans where he should go:

    Recently, it seems that alot of people are discussing several different possible scenarios in my future. There's a ton of speculation about everything concerning Matt Hardy these days--but I want all of my fans and supporters to know that I have always been honest with them. With that said, I have a hypothetical question for everyone. In a perfect world, where do you wish Matt Hardy would end up wrestling in the future and why?

     

    One has to wonder if he's taking career advice from a bunch of fangirls seriously...

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    I dont follow the E as closely as I used to, so this is probably a stupid question:  Was'nt Edge's MITB a shot at Batista's title, not Cena's?

     

    That's what I thought the stip was as well - although unless they bring it up next week, it'll probably just be "a" world title shot, which would mean Cena.

     

    My guess for Summerslam is that Cena will take on the Money in the Bank himself, Edge; while HHH and Angle will have a "look at me Bischoff, I deserve a title shot" match.

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    they simply have to get a Morgan/Tomko trade done.

     

    Christian doesn't work without Tomko.  Morgan can reunite with CCC, finish that TBS deal and flounder over there like he would on Smackdown anyways.

     

    If Tomko sticks on Raw, he will be gone by november.

     

    I really hope they use the simple "Tomko was under MY contract. Never WWE's" excuse.

     

    Either that, or Christian (Carlito) could just look at Morgan (Tomko) and say "Hey, want to be my new Problem Solver (bodyguard)?

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    Ah, you beat me to it. Well, for those of you who don't like clicking links, the WWE reported on the JBL/Meanie fight:

    The JBL - Blue Meanie ECW controversy

    By David Agostino

    June 19, 2005

    ECW’s One Night Stand may have ended two weeks ago, but what took place in the middle of the ring during the successful pay-per-view’s closing moments is still quite a source of controversy.

     

    During the wild brawl that closed the show, former ECW wrestler The Blue Meanie and SmackDown! Superstar JBL appeared to trade some heavy blows, with the 6-foot-6 JBL seemingly getting the better of the exchange.

     

    Photos and witnesses later confirmed that JBL did a fair amount of damage to The Blue Meanie’s face, even opening up some stitches he had received just a day earlier.

     

    The incident has since been one of the hot-button topics making the rounds on the Internet. WWE.com was able to track down JBL, Meanie and Paul Heyman to talk about the bizarre events of that night.

     

    Outside sources have tried to interview JBL, but they declined after being asked to record the conversation. As a result, WWE.com has the first words from JBL on this topic.

     

    “People don’t know my side of the story, so I’m glad WWE.com has given me a chance,” JBL said. “But I’m not sure who’ll believe me anyway. I’m really surprised at all the backlash and I wish I was never associated with this and that it never happened.”

     

    Many Internet reports have indicated that JBL and Blue Meanie had some previous run-ins during Meanie’s stay with the company in 1998, 1999 and part of 2000, and that those problems are the genesis of the ECW incident.

     

    “The incident with Meanie had nothing to do with any old heat, I don’t even know the guy,” JBL said. “I understand he worked here, but I don’t even remember working with him. I couldn’t care less about the fat little kid. “

     

    Meanie, who worked with WWE from October 1998 to June 2000, finds it almost impossible that JBL doesn’t recall his time there.

     

    “That’s BS, he remembers me,” Meanie said when reached at home by WWE.com. “From my first day to my last, JBL never liked me. Maybe it was because I wasn’t an All-American football player or because my body wasn’t chiseled from granite, but he had it in for me.

     

    “I enjoyed my time at WWE, I loved the work and I got to see the world,” Meanie continued. “I liked everything about it except JBL. When I was fired I was actually happy I wouldn’t have to see him anymore, that’s how depressed he had me.”

     

    Here’s JBL’s version of the final moments of the pay-per-view:

     

    “Before the brawl at the end of the pay-per-view, he starts cutting a shoot promo on me, saying I’m the reason he got fired and the only reason I got where I am is because I suck Vince McMahon’s d**k. I was incredulous,” JBL said. “I thought there’s no way he could really mean this. So I got to work with him at the end, and here we are trying to give the fans a great finish when we begin to lock horns in the melee. But he’s basically not even acknowledging my presence. Now I might have caught him snug with a shot, but then he starts throwing back heavy punches, including a body shot. So make no mistake, I club him back to make sure he knows I’m not playing, and I think I got him with a shot over the eye and one near the forehead and apparently opened him up a little.”

     

    “Backstage I asked him if he wanted to finish it right then and there,” JBL continued. “He told me it’s all a show and that he didn’t want to fight. And he pretty much ran off.”

     

    Meanie, as you might expect, had a much different view of what transpired.

     

    “I was jaw-jacking with everyone, that was the whole point,” Meanie said. “The tape doesn’t lie. He went right for me and hit me when I wasn’t even looking. He even tried to pull my shirt over my face and have one of those hockey fights. He wanted a receipt for the things I’ve said about him.

     

    Meanie is referring to old interviews on various Internet sites that quote Meanie calling JBL a “bully.”

     

    “I tried to fend him off the best that I could, but at that point, I was also trying to protect the 14 staples I had in the back of my head from the night before,” Meanie added. “He’s a real big guy and there’s only so much I was able to do.”

     

    JBL claims any accusations The Blue Meanie has made regarding JBL sabotaging his job with WWE are ludicrous.

     

    “Apparently he blames me for getting him fired here,” JBL said. “I don’t have that kind of power, and even if I did, I wouldn’t use it on him. I really couldn’t give two sh**s about this guy. I don’t care if he ever wrestles again and I don’t care if he becomes a World Champion. Beating up the Blue Meanie doesn’t benefit me in any way. It just makes me look like a complete a**hole to attack this kid.”

     

    For his part, Meanie is also trying to put the incident behind him.

     

    “To me, it’s just really sad. JBL is supposed to be one of the top guys,” Meanie said. “He’s supposed to lead by example, not by fear.”

     

    ECW head Paul Heyman, who you might remember had some harsh words himself for JBL during One Night Stand, certainly isn’t surprised at the amount of attention the incident as drawn over the past week.

     

    “I'm not surprised the JBL-Blue Meanie incident is still generating so much buzz,” Heyman told WWE.com. “The top star on SmackDown!, a former WWE Champion, hit ECW's court jester with his best shots and couldn't knock him out? This is like The Sandman pounding on Howard Finkel and Howard walking away with some bumps and bruises.”

     

    Furthermore, Heyman wouldn’t mind seeing both men settle their differences in the ring. In fact, Heyman wonders what WWE brass is waiting for?

     

    “It's pretty amusing the SmackDown! brain trust hasn't capitalized on the interest in JBL and The Meanie and begged Vince McMahon to allow this match to take place on TV or pay-per-view,” Heyman said. “If they don't have the vision, ECW certainly does, and I'd welcome that match on any platform ECW is afforded. I even propose we allow the two to fight in the streets of New York City and broadcast on ECW.com!  After failing to silence his harshest critic, I think it's on JBL to prove if there's anything but bullsh** behind the Wrath of the Wrestling God.”

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    So what's going to happen now? Will HHH demand another title shot? I think it's a given that everyone assumes Dave will be drafted to Smackdown.

     

    This week's the last draft week, right? Anybody want to give a revised prediction now that Vengeance is over?

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    There's a lot I haven't liked, the latest thing is the Diva Search, but I understand a large portion of the audience likes it or it wouldn't be getting the TV time. I don't let that one part ruin the rest. Once again, if it's that terrible, why not just quit watching?

     

    I think it's like the train wreck mentality - so bad that you can't look away. You keep watching with the hope, because you know the second you look away something interesting will happen.

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    Nobody said you didn't have the right. What might entertain you might entertain a crowd of 150 in some promotion where the talent is basically working for free, but probably not so much the average fan. If you hate the WWE that bad maybe you should quit watching completely and just go to indy shows.  Not just you either. "This sucks," "Vince sucks," "HHH sucks", "Carlito pushed because of Carlos", on and on and on, just quit watching if it's that terrible for you.

     

     

    Point out to me where exactly i was saying those stereotypical smark attitudes.

     

    You are basically using your dislike in the smark community and attaching me as the focal point of it, for merely displaying a displeasure in the product i just ordered.

     

    They do deliver from time to time. I enjoyed Mania, ONS, Rumble but not this show.

     

    Its you here completely and without reasoning, ATTACKING me because i simply am saying Im not pleased with this show.

     

    I think they're referring to this and this in particular...just generic negative comments with nothing really behind them (you're probably getting picked on in this case since you seemed so negative about it from the getgo)

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