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edit: whoops, was thinking of the wrong PPV. Damn confusing WWE May PPVs.

Without a doubt, cause CCC as the U.S. champ makes Jericho's belt look terrible.

Christian won the light-heavyweight title on his debut, and Gail Kim won the women's title in hers. Oh and in regards to the news: *slaps forehead*

U.S. title. WCW was smart, they made the flag on the belt fairly small. The WWE version is practically on the entire damn strap.

But tonight, for a short time at least, RAW was SNITSARRIFFIC! Parliament just passed a law prohibiting Gene Snitsky from entering the country. This was unexpected, as you'd think the Labour Party would support someone who couldn't accept taking the blame for something going wrong. IT'S NOT MY FAULT! There was a major earthquake in California. Seismologists found that the epicenter was on Gene Snitsky's property. When questioned, Snitsky maintained that it was not his fault. Though Dan Rather claims that one Gene Snitsky gave him the documents regarding George W. Bush's National Guard service, Mr. Snitsky has said that he was not at fault.

Yeah, well, I am control, no way you can play me. Look over your shoulder, ready to run, like a Cleveland bitch or a smoking gun? Well I am the game and I make the rules So if you wish to move on out here you can die like a fool.

Speaking of which... Is Test even still employed? Injured, still employed, becuase they don't fire guys who are on the shelf.

I can't wait till Snitsky turns into the badass heel. Snitisky: (in sinister voice) "It IS my fault!

Quick question then. Why doesn't either Owen or Beru remember C-3PO? R2, I can understand, he wasn't around them all that much, but C3P0 lived them for what a couple of years? The only thing I can think of is that they act like they don't know him to sheild Luke from his father's past, but that seems rather flimsy to me.

Is that the only example you have for them being traditionally anti-Michaels? They weren't behind him at Wrestlemania XX, though that could be attributed to them simply being pro-Benoit.

Hey wait a minute, if Kane leaves, who will Bischoff use as punishment in matches? Benoit, for defying me, you will face... Steven Richards!

I guess Snitsky might be the winner in this feud.

They must have chosen Snitsky for those dynamic and exciting promos he cuts. I mean "It's not my fault" is up there with Austin 3:16.

Newsflash, Sledge: The Expos are being traded to Washington, D.C. I don't think the current Frenchies are going to wear the jerseys of a team moving to D.C. Does this mean the Frenchies will come out and denounce the Expos, only to beaten up by the Expo Jersey-wearing Batista?

Don't forget he vanished off TV between late September and early November 2000, returning just in time for a title shot. He also accidentally took time off between Royal Rumble 1994 and Summerslam of that year because he forgot to update his 1993 calendar, thinking Rumble 1994 was the middle of August. True story. That makes no sense...I don't understand what you mean. I'd think he would know it's in January or do you care to clarify? I believe he's joking.

4) Teen movies 5) Chick flicks 6. Any movie starring Jim Varney. 7) Star Wars movies

Not sure if this counts, but the entire Shane-Kane feud (the bad-looking tombstone on Linda, the limo-trailer accident, Kane falling into the pit of fire, Shane's electrical testicles, thier bizzare dinner date) was absolutely dreadful. edit: fixed for C-Bacon's eyesight.

Hercules vs. King Haku Hercules vs. Billy Jack Haynes Hercules vs. EarthQuake Power and Glory vs. The Road Warriors 4th Hercules vs. Ultimate Warrior 5th Shawn Michaels edit: Sorry about that.

Wrestlemania X-7, if just for Rock vs. Austin and TLC II. Match: Austin vs. Bret from Wrestlemania 13.

I guess this means Taker-Heidenreich at the Rumble and Angle-Show-JBL (with maybe Eddie thrown in there too) for Survivor Series. 5 for 8 tonight for me in regards to predictions.

I do, but a poem will follow afterwards.

Because they've never let the US Title go dormant without a defense for months at a time following No Mercy. *cough*BigShow*cough* Point taken. I guess I'm being too sensible about this thing. *watches Randy Orton jokes fly about...>_> And Rico wins with a moonsault, pretty nice one too Were Jackie and Dawn heavily involved in the match. (Hopefully not) 5 for 7 for me for predictions, not that anyone but me cares.

Because they've never let the US Title go dormant without a defense for months at a time following No Mercy. *cough*BigShow*cough* Point taken. I guess I'm being too sensible about this thing.

Or...it could just be like the 'Triple H situation' we all thought he was leaving for filming, but turns out it was delayed, or it was done or something like that, so he got the title, and also didn't have to take leave. Who knows? It could have been delayed... There's a good chance you're right. In addition to filming the movie, I was also under the impression that he was going to enter the WWE title picture soon. Putting the U.S. title on him doesn't seem to make a lot of sense in that respect.

Cena winning took me completely by surprise. I can't honestly believe that he's going to take the title with him when filming The Marine, so I'm expecting somebody to beat him for the title on Smacdown this week. 4 for 6 now.