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Found guilty in wrestler court?

148. Useless Moron Scott Keith 149. The ESTABLISHED 150. The Anti-ESTABLISHED

Vince has signed God for Backlash. Jamal is back as "Jumanji" to likely botch and injure Flair Chavo quit, possibly coming back as Kerwin White.

Jamal?

Cue Osama.

Is Mama ever coming back? Uh-Oh, sunglasses. Yankee's gonna be pissed.

Yeah, Chavo's gonna let him down.

I'm thinking Chavo-Shelton for Backlash.

God may make a run-in in the next few weeks.

I'm amused at the Warrior/Triple H rematch sign.

3-way at Backlash?

Cena almost seems to be enjoying himself.

The Mobster beats Thor.

Amazing. I just need a cap of Cena in mobster gear, and my night will be complete.

1920s mobster. No joke.

Enjoy.

Who are the announcers for MITB?

If the match with Booker/Boogeyman is cancelled I demand Booker: (A) Commentate for one Smackdown match (JBL-Benoit or MITB) or (B) Beat up Matt Hardy and take his place in MITB or (C ) Both.

Dark Match *Scotty 2 Hotty defeated Sean O'Haire with a small package. Velocity: *The Gymini defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick. *Orlando Jordan pinned Ace Steele. *Vito pinned Funaki with an Impaler DDT. Smackdown *Smackdown opens with Rey Mysterio coming out and saying he deserves his title shot at Wrestlemania 22. He calls out Randy Orton, but WWE World champion Kurt Angle comes out instead. Angle says that his beef isn't with Rey but with Orton, and says that nobody can defeat him. Orton comes out and says that they both suck. He says he can defeat them both, but will wait until Wrestlemania to do it. Teddy Long comes out and forces Orton to leave. He announces Angle vs. Rey as the main event tonight. *JBL pinned Daniel Cross, who is a Harley Race trainee. *WWE United States champion Chris Benoit defeated Road Warrior Animal with a crossface. *Paul Birchall defeated Booker T via countout when Boogeyman came out and took Sharmell. *Lashley & Tatanka & Matt Hardy defeated Finlay & MNM. MNM hit the Snapshot on Tatanka but Lashley hit a spear and Matt hit the TOF on Mercury for the pin. *The Mexicools defeated Jamie Noble and Kid Kash. *They did a vignette where Booker T was searching for Sharmell but found nothing but worms. *Booker was looking for Sharmell but every door had worms around it. When he finally found Sharmell, she was in a room on a stool surrounded by tons of worms. Boogeyman appeared and laughed. *WWE World champion Kurt Angle defeated Rey Mysterio after Mysterio went for the 619 but was caught and pulled into the ring with an AnkleLock and Rey tapped. Orton hit the ring and he and Angle went at it. The show ended with Angle hitting the Angleslam and locking the Ankle Lock on Orton

I'm starting to think I was too hasty with the "Cant be worse than Raw" qualifier.

Right after they start calling him "The Next Great Thing" and have Tazz and Cole say "Here Comes the Fury" when he comes out.

As an aside, why precisely is Boogeyman a face again? He terrorizes people who've done him no harm, has shoved worms down an innocent woman's skirt, and has kidnapped another wrestler's wife. If this were the 80s he'd be one of the biggest heels on the roster.

Watch for the Spirit Squad use of the trampoline and a funny segment with Kane and Show backstage. Otherwise you didn't miss anything.

This really didn't feel like a pre-Wrestlemania Raw at all. Rock-Austin this title feud is not. Hell this isn't even Jericho-HHH.