BorneAgain

Poor Burchill, but Finlay beating up midgets makes this a can't miss.

Momma/Eddie: You know how I said I wasn't actually Eddie Guerrero in your Momma's body? Shelton: Yeah. Momma/Eddie: I lied!!!

After talking with Shelton's father and the truth of Shelton's orgin is revealed. Big Show: You're a big nasty bastard and your daddy said so!

Next week: Shelton's mama tribute video with "Hurt"

Hmmm....

Poor Mickie...

I cannot see that scenario happening at all... Unless during the Cena-Edge match, Lita gets socko.

Don't touch her Vince...

I think if Orton and Masters got to close to each other the universe would implode by the shear smirks and posing.

Found this at the wrestlecrap boards via a poster. Sounds sadly legit. Rey starts out with a promo and of course Eddie is mentioned RKO comes out adn says ray cant beat me and I dont know why you bother looking up cuz Eddie isnt in Heaven.....Eddie is in hell. Rey nutshots him and refs break it up The Juniors are back I went adn got food so I cant tell ya who won some guy whose name sounds like suitcase wins. Kennedy is in a backstage segment with Benoit not much happens though Benoit beat Finley by DQ Regal/Burchill have a segment in the back where they announce they are no longer tagging and they discuss thier backgrounds Burchill apparently comes from a long line of pirates and I guess is going to be a british pirate soon Lashley beat the dicks and gets a closeline form hell by JBL for his troubles Undertaker & Angle have a confrontation. Mark Henry/RKO beat Angle/rey after the match Rey/RKO agree to a match (i believe at no way out) and RKO says you have as much a chance of beating me as Eddie has of coming back to life. EDIT: Apparently the Boogeyman shows up at some point in a backstage segment to scare Booker and Sharmell.

When Rey does wrestle either Angle or HHH, with the ref's back turned to the two, using wires and camera tricks, Eddie's "ghost" will seemingly place a chair into the heel's hands just as the ref's turning around. Cole: What can you say Tazz, its a Guerrero family tradition, and Eddie could never let death stop him from a little lying, cheating, and stealing. Tazz: You've heard me say off the chain Cole, but this is off the grave!

I was going to say how with Benoit, Booker, and Finlay all involved in the mid-card title scene, that we've evidently gone back in time to WCW circa 1998, but I wasl mystified of the cheap heat tactics that apparently Orton so desperately needs at this point.

More detailed spoilers from Pro Wrestling Insider Smackdown started with Teddy Long coming to the ring and saying that at The No Way Out PPV, The Undertaker will face Kurt Angle for the title. Teddy then calls out the winner of the Royal Rumble Rey Mysterio. Mysterio was talking about how Eddie Guerrero pulled a funny one on him for giving him the # 2 entry when Randy Orton comes out. Orton challenges him for the # 1 Contendership at No Way Out. Orton was rippig into Eddie, saying that Eddie didn't go to heaven and that he was in hell, which led to Rey and Orton brawling. *The Mexicools vs, MNM for the WWE Tag Team titles: Pretty good match with the ending coming with Melina hitting Super Crazy when he was on the top rope with her shoe. *Booker T was scheduled to defend the United States title against Benoit but said he was to hurt to fight and Teddy Long told him he would have to find a replacement and if the replacement lost he would lose the belt too. *JBL came out and cut a promo of how he is a wrestling God and stuck around for the next match... *Lashley vs. The Dicks: Quick squash by Lashley pinned one of the Ddicks after a dominator. After the match, JBL hits Lashley with the clothesline from hell. *The Undertaker came out for a promo saying how he would win the world heavyweight championship at No Way Out. Kurt Angle comes out and says there was no chance he would beat him. Taker tells him he will RIP at No way Out and then. On TV, he is supposed to "disappear" but live, it was funny as he just ran from the ring and went under the apron. *Sharmell and Booker come out and say there replacement for the match against Benoit is.... *Finlay vs. Chris Benoit: Nice stiff match between the two...the chops sounded brutal. Benoit won by DQ when Sharmell came in and hit him with one of Booker T's crutches. Finlay and Booker rough up Benoit after the match. *They announce that next week, Gregory Helms will defend the Cruiserweight title against Nunzio. *Booker T and Sharmell were celebrating in the back when the Boogeyman shows up behind them and says he's coming to get them and eats worms as they run away. *There is a segment with Palmer Canon talking about how William Regal and Paul Burchill no longer want to be Tag Team partners but I couldn't hear it that well. *Main Event: Kurt Angle and Rey Mysterio vs. Mark Henry and Randy Orton: Decent match, ended with Angle chasing Daivari through the crowd and Orton pinning Rey with a rollup. After the match Orton says he told Rey he could beat him and that his win at the Rumble was a fluke and Rey says in memory of Eddie he will put his shot at the title on the line at No Way Out against Orton.

Black Tiger II.

I really hope accidentally. I do.

So the Lita turn happens next week then.

This crowd has been far more kind to Cena than those prior to NYR.

Now that's funny.

Wait until Yurple comes out. (Yeah I know she's dead)

Reminds of a Smackdown I saw once in late 2002 or 2003 with a bunch of segways with Cena, FBI, others all taking place in one hallway.

I actually missed this entrance.

Its leading to the Wrestlemania promos where Randy Orton stands outside say Trish Stratus's bedroom with a boombox, only for Mae Young to appear.

Kane used his magic powers. (Healing's the only thing he's got left.)

Kane always mixes his theme with his partner's.

What's worse for Chavo; knowing he's getting a slight push because his Uncle or that some fans aren't responding to it?