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As far as Ric Flair impersonations go this one sucks. Both Syxx, hell even Hogan were better than this.

Love that neckbrace/t-shirt combo.

It is a New Year's Revolution tradition that Lawler wrestles in a useless match?

Weird. Melina suing for harrasement, Mark Henry/Batista feud. On the other hand Booker's on commentary, and Orlando gets humilated yet again and Fit Finley returns.

Murdoch talking about Brokeback Mountain? And defending it?

Helms ragging on Lawler on Unlimited.

Half prediction, half ideal card made up of guys who I think could make the show. Batista[c] vs. The Undertaker: World Heavyweight Championship Easy Money Match. John Cena[c] vs. HHH vs Edge: WWE Championship Cena vs. HHH alone doesn't interest me that heavily. Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit [interpromotional Match] Workrate match pure and simple. Rob Van Dam vs. Booker T vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Raw Mystery Opponent (Chris Jericho) [Money in the Bank II] Gives the Upper-carders somthing to do. JBL[c] vs. Bobby Lashley: United States Championship Lashley's gotta dominate somebody at Mania, might as well be Bradshaw. Kane/Big Show[c] vs. Three Minute Warning: World Tag Team Championship Bring Bisch back to get revenge, as Rosey and Jamal haven't been sqaushed yet. Chavo Guerrero vs. Shelton Benjamin[c]: Intercontinental Championship Have Shelton beat Flair followng heel turn and do the sympathy push with Chavo. Brian Kendrick/Paul London vs. Mexicools vs. MNM[c]: WWE Tag Team Championship No Dicks or LOD necessary. Mickie James[c] vs. Trish Stratus: Women's Championship Have James go nuts and injure Trish. Make this a comeback match. Kid Kash[c] vs. Matt Hardy: Cruiserweight Championship If just cause I can't think of any other legit cruisers. No Austin-Hogan but neither seem interested without the other jobbing anyway.

When exactly is Jericho supposed to be back if at all? Would be a tad odd to not see him at WM as he's done every one since 2000. (Would make him an excellent mystery opponent though)

I would figure Psychosis/Crazy would get the tag belts, while Juvi would get the cruiserweight.

Did like that they added Crazy-Tajiri-Guido from the TNN show. Fun match to watch with some great spots (double stomp on Guido through chairs and a table, Tajiri's baseball slide to a table into Crazy)

Courtesy of the Observer. Dark Matches/Velocity Sylvain def Springfield jobber Doug Basham def Worcester jobber Jamie Knoble def Boston jobber William Regal def. Scotty 2 Hotty with help from Paul Burchill (crowd was nuts for Scotty, don't know why) Orlando Jordan def. Funaki Brian Kendrick and Paul London def. two jobbers Simon Dean promo mid-ring, insults Springfield crowd, talks about how he hates XMas, bah humbug. -Sorry I didn't catch the names of these guys, as Tony Chimmel was tough to hear over the hot crowd early on. Smackdown The Boogeyman def. Nunzio (w/ Vito) in a major squash Randy Orton is shown back stage, talking to his father, Bob Orton, who recommends that he see a shrink. Orton obliges, and is next shown laying on a couch talking to the shrink, an older man with a beard. The shrink asks Randy what he's got to prove and that this 'Hell in a Cell' is a matter of life and death. Randy thinks about what the shrink said. Batista is shown backstage, and Melina enters and begins rubbing his shoulder and chest. She kisses him, and Batista grabs her on his lap, as she grinds him, and they make out as the screen fades to black. Screen comes back and Melinda is shown fixing her hair, insinuating that Batista tapped that ass, and says something to the effect of asking Batista if the match with him and Rey tonight against her MNM is off. He laughs and tells her he's going to 'kill those guys.' Kid Kash def. Super Crazy with brainbuster. After the match, Kash attempts another brainbuster on a chair, but Juventud and Psychosis save Crazy. Batista and Rey Mysterio def. MNM to win the tag team titles. Rey played the victim the entire match, made the hot tag to Batista, who finished off I belive Johnny Nitro for the win. Bobby Lashley def. Paul Burchill in a squash. Randy Orton is shown backstage talking to his father, and tells him that he has made a decision and will share it with the crowd later tonight. Matt Hardy promo backstage with black lady interviewer, and is interrupted by JBL, who punches Hardy. After JBL begins talking, Hardy attacks JBL and they brawl on the ground before its broken up by officials Hardy and JBL is shown on the screen announced for Armageddon. The Dicks def. LOD when Heidenrech was pinned with a top rop legdrop. JBL comes out to do commentary for the Matt Hardy/Booker T match. Booker T def. Matt Hardy after JBL gave Hardy a clothesline from hell on the outside when Sharmell distracted the ref. (Sharmell came out with a broom, signifying the sweep on Benoit. Note, there was NO mention of Benoit on the show. Very pissed off about that). Randy Orton comes out and announces his retirement. He says that he has killed many legends, and has since realized that nobody can kill the legend of the Undertaker. He says that he is going to kill another legend tonight, his own. Cue Undertaker music. Druids come out, followed by the Taker. Crowd went NUTS live. Taker walks into the ring, druids leave, except for one, who holds up an urn. Taker looks towards Druid, while Orton blindsides Taker and kicks him in the balls. Orton attacks Taker with an RKO, yet Taker gets up. Orton grabs a chair and destroys Taker, yet he gets up once again. The druid takes off the hood and its Bob Orton. Randy grabs the urn from his daddy and nails Taker, who this time does not get up. Randy grabs the microphone and tells Taker he'll see him this Sunday at Armageddon. End of show.

Hope this get's updated soon, as I'm curious as to how bad Shelton's starting to look at this point.

Eh, if they really wanted to fill it out, just stick everybody else in some battle royal to decide, oh, the number 30 spot in the rumble maybe. If you want to push Lashley, just have him win it, or if he's got a match against somebody like Holly in a squash, just have Boogeyman win it.

So is this the likely Armageddon card? Randy Orton vs. The Undertaker: Hell in a Cell Match WWE Tag Team Champions Batista & Rey Mysterio vs. World Tag Team Champions Kane & Big Show Booker T vs. Chris Benoit in Match 4 of the Best of 7 series for the U.S. Championship JBL vs. Matt Hardy Kid Kash vs. Juventud Guerrera for the Cruiserweight Championship MNM vs. The Mexicools in No. 1 Contendership Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship Bobby Lashley vs. ?

I heard these two are not together in real life anymore... so why the hell are they still together on screen? Does Edge need heat from a valet that bad?

Are you kidding? How do you think Roe vs. Wade was decided?

Hah! Great Kennedy appearance.

Just once I would like to see a match announcement/challenge done in the least dramatic way possible. Like having Orton stand in the ring, and somebody hands him a note which he reads. Orton: Turns out I've got a Hell in a Cell match with Undertaker at Armageddon. Hmm, that's interesting. Guess I'd better prepare.

Is it safe to assume that this will lead to wacky hijinks?

This has to be one of the longest fueds in recent memory, what going back since March of last year?

Grisham:The signal on the screen, it appears to be... jammed?!

To this day, I still hope that someone caught the Plane Ride from Hell on tape and that they'll eventually release it.

Decent match, but for the love of god, just change the team's name back to Tolands. The joke was never funny to begin with.

What sucks is that I had some high hopes for this show as more wrestling based hour, (which were actually getting fullfilled in the first 20 minutes) only to see it flushed down the toiled with the continual disgrace of Eddie's memory.

Taker being "killed" is one thing. Its a bad thing to do less than three weeks after the death of a major talent, but still at least he's been "dead" before so the fans know not to take it seriously. However doing so in the middle of a supposed tribute match, and using the favorite prop of the popular deceased wrestler to push a fued that's been going on to long already is complete shit.