Star Ocean 3

you just caused yourself a fan

I used the air conditioner while driving today.

so post them http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...9563384-4481707

I am embarrassed for all of you at the lack of replies. Just look at some of the genius presented in the previous link.

Nobody says "there are" anymore. "There's too many grandmas in the kitchen." "There's a lot books in my bathroom." These aren't correct sentences, people. News anchors and sportscasters completely misuse gerunds, as well.

where's mark all topics read

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...2855463-6864810

Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers Ducktales Any game that has Tiny Toons in it

"Hypnotize" is one of the worst songs I've heard.

Go see La Bohéme instead.

First it was Acoustic Christmas, but none of the bands actually did acoustic sets, except for Alanis Morissette, so they changed it.

Those wrestler "pick me" videos are awesome.

I just saw a different version of this, but at Ralph's. It had different flavors; corn on the cob, salmon pete, and some others I forgot. It was real Jones soda.

Did anyone notice The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad all had similar plots last night? Lisa hates Homer, Stewie hates Peter, Hayler hates Stan...

I'm gonna self-masturbate now.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Rocky and Bullwinkle The Simpsons I Love Lucy and an additional show to be named later

Chuck Norris ate an entire pizza with two hands tied behind his back. Then he regurgitated an exact copy of the country Italy. When Neil Armstrong uttered "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Chuck Norris sitting behind him in a lawnchair, a beer in hand, until Chuck Norris gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned. Chuck Norris once visited the great northwestern redwood forests and had his penis mistaken by a tour guide for a giant sequoia. Will Smith is merely a figment of Chuck Norris' imagination. The Titanic would not have sunk if Chuck Norris was on board. The government called upon Chuck Norris to destroy an asteroid the size of Texas. Chuck Norris rode on top of rocket with nothing but a fork and a cherry bomb. Needless to say the asteroid lost. When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Chuck Norris once hit someone so hard that he created a hole in the 5th dimension. He then went back in time through the hole and tried to save the dinosaurs from becoming extinct. He saved a few of the dinosaurs by carrying them on his back through the time portal. The dinosaurs he saved starred in all three of the Jurassic Park movies. Chuck Norris wrote the bible, as a joke to the world... but no one got it. The story of Paul Bunyan and his blue ox, is based on the true story of Chuck Norris and his throbing penis. Chuck Norris is in the Guinness Book of World Records for getting the most blow jobs in one day. 756. New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris and I were at a party, when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since. Chuck Norris had to go back in time and sleep with his own mother. Why? Because only the seed of Chuck Norris was able to make someone as perfect as Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' beard is actually made of Velcro. He uses it to trap low flying bats. Chuck Norris' left testicle is comprised entirely of beef jerky. Teriyaki style. When Chuck Norris has a good idea he kicks over a forklift carrying a pallet of light bulbs. Chuck Norris once saved a baby rolling into the street when the stroller got away from the baby's mom. Then he banged the mom and the baby.