Star Ocean 3

The last time I had sex with you, I was so overwhelmed with revulsion at the slightest touch of your hand or the brush of your skinny penis against my thigh. And now you're coming to visit me, and I'm considering getting back together with you because now, after a year, you've gotten pretty rich and have been sending me presents.

I managed to crash Linux, and it felt so good doing it.

I am a girl that has an extremely large clitoris. it takes 3 guys at once to fit and please me. I can't handle it. Most guys dont want their penises touching anotther guys. So most of the time i just use my guitar.

Yankees-Anybody: The world collapses in a broken sea of lost hope.

Grandad It was me who left the gas on. RIP *and i'm not into this tsm community lingo with "gimmicks" and such. i'm just posting confessions i like. don't be a bummer buzzkill party pooper, dude.

Leave 'em alone. They're just doing their job.

This morning, i lost my vibrator inside of me like a remote control in a sofa. I honestly don't know how it happened, it was in my hand one second, the next it was gone. The batteries went dead before I could get it out. It was pretty traumatic, but my cat thought it was so cool that for a while there I could purr just like her.

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8977/dscn01124vz.jpg That's the best i could get of the fire in Burbank. It didn't affect me, but there was ash falling across the valley.

It's still fashionable to hate France?

Thumbs up from Roger Ebert

It took you that long to figure out you didn't like it? This kind of idiocy exemplifies why I don't go into the the tv/film folder. Now all this thread needs is Downhome to push it over the top. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm surprised it took that long for the insult to come, I should have been called an idiot 20 posts ago. It took me that long because the show was OK at first, then the demeanor of the show wore thin on me, then it just got plain annoying with said Martin Short episode.

This is from a GameFAQs poster looking for help translating.

You beat me, I sat through nearly the entire first two seasons before I realized it's not that good. The episode with Martin Short is what made me stop.

Columbo is a lot funnier.

and then he played Brahms' second piano concerto on his two octave toy piano.

Yeah, those hosers.

Don't like sarcasm and harsh reality?

I say we fill in the rest.