Lord of The Curry

I imagine, like most comic book movies nowadays that we'll be getting a trilogy out of this because there's already talk of a sequel being set in Japan which I imagine would venture into Lady Deathstrike/Silver Samurai territory.

It sucks that we won't see Cox doing Stryker but Danny Houston is a talented actor in his own right so I don't think he'll do a bad job by any means.

Homer said it best when he called alcohol the cause of AND solution to all of life's problems.

UFC Fight Night 14 headliner James Irvin, who suffered a first-round TKO to Anderson Silva in the July 19 fight, tested positive for methadone and oxymorphone, according to a urinalysis conducted by the Nevada State Athletic Commission. NSAC Executive Director Keith Kizer today confirmed the test results in an email sent to MMAjunkie.com (www.mmajunkie.com). Irvin has 20 days to request a formal hearing. If the ruling is upheld, he would then face a likely suspension of six to 12 months and a fine of up to $20,000 -- his full fight purse for the event. Methadone is a synthetic opioid usually used in treatment of opioid dependence for drugs such as heroin, though it can also be prescribed as a painkiller. Oxymorphone is a semi-synthetic opioid analgesic (painkiller) often used for the relief of moderate to severe pain. The NSAC has approved neither prescription drug for usage by MMA competitors. Silva and 10 other UFC Fight Night 14 fighters voluntarily submitted to a urinalysis during the event. All but Irvin tested clean. UFC Fight Night 14, a late event booking that countered Affliction's debut pay-per-view event, took place at The Palms Las Vegas and aired on Spike TV. Irvin headlined a UFC event for the first time, and his fight with Silva peaked with a remarkable 4.5 million viewers.

You forgot a comma in the thread title.

Until SI cites a source I'll call complete bullshit on that one.

Even though there's no proof to this theory I can't see cardio being an issue for Lesnar so I see no reason why he doesn't go balls out.

This is MMA and of course anything can happen...........but yeah, no way in hell TCH subs Cock Sword.

I've only ever done weed, hash and 'shrooms and I've yet to find a weed dealer in my lifetime who's tried to offer me anything chem-related. I'm sure they exist though.

Godfather really surprised me by authorizing the platoon to take the kid for medical help, especially given the speech beforehand.

I think that while Koscheck and Fitch might have better wrestling pedigree's then Shields they don't use their wrestling as effectively. If you look at their records vs Jake's he's had less decisions and finishes everything on the ground in the first round. Contrast that with Fitch and Koscheck who use their wrestling to control en route to a decision.

"Gentlemen, we just captured an air field. That was pretty fuckin' ninja." Great episode last night and I'm really liking the stories they're setting up. Tromblay being the pyscho, Captain America slowly losing his mind and Sgt. Fick trying to keep control. And yes, Ziggy is making the show so far.

I think Shield's has the wrestling and grappling ability to take out Sanchez and Alves and him vs Fitch/GSP/Koscheck would all be interesting fights. I think if UFC ever signed him they would put him up against a top guy and if he performed well he'd get an immediate title shot.

The complete silence that met Shield's comment about unifying the titles on Saturday was hilarious.

There's Jake Shield's first successful defense.

Swanson out, former IFL FW L.C Davis will take his place against Takaya.

Gracias amigo.

Take THAT Jehovah's Witnesses! Where's your messiah now?

Unless I'm wrong (and I'm not) BJ vs GSP I was for a title shot at Hughes. This blows your "unmotivated" theory straight to hell because if that doesn't motivate BJ I don't know what would. BJ came in underprepared and rested on his laurels after winning round one while doing dick fucking all in the second and third. Bottom line.

Thanks for the wishes Matt. Hope to see more of you in the MMA Folder in the weeks and months to come.

Not that I drink mixed shit anymore but back in the day Smirnoff Ice quickly became one of my most hated drinks. My own fault though as I chugged six of them back in less then an hour and was sick as a dog.

That's what I thought at first too. Thank God it didn't interfere with Franks voice all that much.

Seeing as how that fight doesn't exist, no. Strange, I heard about the fight here and how Henderson made an incredible 3rd RD charge. You heard about Hendo vs Ninja, Shogun's brother.

Or Franklin cracks him one and knocks his block off. We've seen Hamill take shots before but not from somebody who can strike like Rich.

First thought that popped into my head. Besides goo.