Lord of The Curry

I hated having to avoid this thread but now that I'm good and done.....fuck that was some good stuff. I love being reminded why I fell in love with this show in the first place. - Yeah, I teared up when Hurley asked "What about Charlie?". Wanna fight about it? - OH SHIT JACOBS CABIN IS INVISIBLE - OCEANIC 6 - PULLED THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRIGGER. TWICE. - Ben asking Jack "Can I please go with John?" was a serious LOL moment. It's almost like Ben has passed the torch and realized that Locke is the new leader. - CEDRIC DANIELS BITCH. We need an Omar cameo this season while we're just tossing Wire cast members around. - WHAT DID JACK DO?

I will try my damndest to rile up the crowd with a "WHERE IS SHOGUN?" chant in Montreal.

YNA- Just find a sports bar or a Hooters or some shit that's showing the PPV.

Frankie Edgar vs Gray Maynard @ UFN 13 in April. This card is one of the best shows UFC has put on, period in quite some time. Joe Lauzon vs Kenny Florian Karo Parysian vs Thiago Alves Matt Hammil vs Stephan Bonnar Houston Alexander vs James Irvin Gray Maynard vs Frankie Edgar Anthony Johnson vs Tommy Speer Din Thomas vs Josh Neer Clay Guida vs Semmy Schiavo Spencer Fisher vs Marcus Aurelio AWE-SOME

This event will be now be called UFC 83: Middleweight Love-Fest as Bisping vs Charles McCarthy is a go for this show which makes the card completed. GSP/Serra Franklin/Lutter Stout/Clementi Bocek/Danzig Hironaka/Goulet MacDonald/Doerkson Starnes/Quarry Bisping/McCarthy Ed Herman vs Demian Maia

Never saw it but I will fully cop to enjoying Le's fancy kicks and will likely buy the PPV with him vs Frank on it.

Awwww, look folks, Dragon is still on his rag because I told him he expects too much from MMA. Also, never rely on what Carlito says. Ever.

Goddamn you are funny. Hey, remember when you bet on Sylvia and I bet on Arlovski? Trick question because I KNOW you fucking remember.

And no, Lesnar/Mir is not the main event. Regardless of it being the more-promoted bout title fights always take precedent.

Carlito's delusion that he's the only one who's given Anderson "respect" from the beginning is one of the bigger running gags on this forum. He's said it to Ripper, Tong and now Average. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Are you a member? Also are you working Saturday?

Belcher OUT with FUCK FUCK FUCKING BRONCHITIS!~~!!~!~ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Poor Keith Jardine. Beats Liddell and then proceeds to get sidelined meanwhile people are all "Maybe Chuck IS ready for Rampage again" after beating Wanderlei.

I'm not discounting what you're saying because you make valid points but Anderson has faced a "guy who can exploit his few weaknesses" recently and as memory serves he fucked him up in rightous format.

This makes me hate MMAJunkie even more for breaking the names of all the cast members as

It's relevant because if Henderson can avoid the submissions and maintain position then he'll walk away with the fight.

Yesterday at the zoo I was honored to bear witness to two cougars brawling like motherfuckers for 20 minutes. It was almost boxing-like, they'd separate after some scrapping, walk away, meet back up and go at it again. Also saw a male mandril mount a female in front of a group of children, leading to the parents trying unsuccessfully to usher the kids away. We don't share our zoo stories enough. Or at all for that matter.

From what I've heard tickets for UFC Fight Club members go on sale the 6th, for the general public it's the 10th.

It'll definetly be interesting to see how Silva approaches the fight. I'm sure he's aware that Henderson has gone 25 minutes before w/ Rampage and even a full 20 in PRIDE so he might be a bit tenative in the first round due to conserving his gas tank. I've personally never seen Silva gassed but then again the guy hasn't been to the judges since he fought Murray and hasn't fought past 7 minutes since Chonan and he seemed to be okay then. I'm not sold on the whole "If it's a decision Henderson takes it" thing. I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility that Silva keeps him at a distance for 25 minutes and blasts away on Danny's thick-as-fuck cranium.

Are gibbons apes or monkeys? Either way that's gross, I'd let it kill the roach but that's about it.

My bad. That fight will be on the March card featuring Le/Shamrock and Riggs/Villasenor.

That's what people were saying about the Marquardt fight and I think the same logic applies here: Yes, Dan can take him down and control him for 25 minutes but the odds of Anderson cutting him with an elbow, ground and pounding him, subbing him or KO'ing him are also pretty good.

Jake Shields will be making his first defense of his newly won EliteXC WW title against Drew Fickett. I like that fight.

Due to Henderson's chin of granite I'd be inclined to say that Anderson does in fact have a better chance with a sub then a KO. Then again Chris Leben had a chin of granite before absorbing one of Anderson's shots and look what happened there.

Updated card....... Silva vs Henderson Kongo vs Herring Fitch vs Chris Wilson Andrei Arlovski vs Jake O'Brien Tanner/Okami Sanchez/David Bielkhaden Koscheck/Hazelett Luke Cummo vs Luigi Fiorvanti Jorge Gurgel vs John Halverston Chris Leben vs Alessio Sakara is getting thrown around but I doubt it as that would put the show at 10 fights and everything else above is pretty much set.