Lord of The Curry

In Diego's defense the first rumor of him fighting Mach Sakurai came from a radio station in New Mexico and this fight was just a "source" inside one of the camps.

Two more fights added to the card in the welterweight division.... Anthony 'Rumble' Johnson, who's coming off a lightening-fast KO of Chad Reiner at Ultimate Fight Night 10 will take on Londoner Jess 'The Joker' Liaudin and Marcus 'Celtic Hand Grenade Warrior Guy Who's No Longer Just A Boxer' Davis will battle Paul Taylor.

He'll say he lost the best fighter of all time*. *BJ Penn is not, in fact, the best fighter of all time. But the internet sure does think he is.

Fuck an undercard. People will riot if that bitch doesn't make the main. Say hello to the prelims, Babalu and Heath. Randy/Gonzaga GSP/Koscheck Cote/Grove Pellegrino/Joe Penn/Diego SUPER FUCKING STACKED

The only thing that could be more glorious would be BJ Penn moving back up to 170 to take on Diego..... WHICH IS GOING MUTHAFUCKING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lollers

I'll sell you my autographed poster

It sucks that Flushed Away was already a title for a sewage-based animated movie, otherwise it'd be perfect here.

The look on Mirko's face in the background says "Why didn't I just submit him?".

www.aintnobitch.com

Well, he'd likely be in a cameo but.......toilet brush.

Pink shorts Randy owns you all

I was thinking today that Pixar could do a movie about a talking piece of shit and it would get a 50 mil opening weekend. The piece of shit in question would, of course, be voiced by John Goodman.

Please. That shit doesn't even come close to the Silva pic.

And the children weep. Frank Trigg was on his radio show saying that he's talked to Sakurai personally and that the Diego fight is a bullshit rumor. Sucks because that fight would be glorious if it happened.

That was a good episode with a weird ending. Clearly they were building up to "Vince gets pissed @ E when he finds out he tried to sell the movie and fire Billy" but instead it goes all happy with "Hey, we got into Cannes" which makes me believe that the Vince and Eric storyline is getting placed on the backburner but I wouldn't say it's forgotten. I'm thinking they're building up to either Vince formally firing Eric as his manager or Eric quitting, possibly because he gets a legit offer to manage another movie star.

Fuck, Pixar can do no wrong at this point. Least amount of advertising they've ever put into a movie and it still comes out with close to 50 mil.

Andy Wang for worst fighter? You need to actually show some fighting skills to be considered a fighter and Wang has yet to do that.

" Episode 3: Malibooty- Billy submits Medellin to Cannes, but Eric thinks the film still needs major editing. Vince gets in over his head while hanging at a Malibu beach house. Drama rekindles a romance with a '90s party girl, and brings Turtle along as his wingman." I cannot stress enough how awesome this season has been because of Billy Walsh. Make that dude a regular.

He managed to sub Pete Spratt. Rudo and I subbed Pete Spratt 3 years ago, before it was fashionable.

Mik- Have you seen McCrory's fight from the UFN? By all accounts he was getting his ass handed to him on every level and didn't look like he lived up to the hype.

Add Houston Alexander vs Allesio Sakara to this one. A throwdown it shall be.

Fight of the Year: Tyson Griffin vs Frank Edgar, UFC 67. Edgar being totally awesome and very game for Griffin was a great surprise here for most people (like myself) who were expecting Tyson to run through him like a hot knife through butter. A pace that most fighters in any weight class couldn't match, buckwild exchanges on the ground and standing coupled with a "OH SHIT HE'S GOT HIM" ending. Honorable mentions: Tyson Griffin vs Clay Guida, UFC 72. Nick Diaz vs Takanori Gomi, PRIDE 33. Fighter of the Year: Right now I'm thinking Tyson Griffin. Nobody else has gone and stole a show twice and put on two FOTYC's. Best Sub: Nick Diaz's going gogo on Gomi. Worst Fighter: He's not the worst fighter by a large margin but Josh Koscheck is the worst fighter ever. God I hate that smarmy fuck. Best KO: Tie between Gonzaga beheading Mirko and Shogun going Superman through Alistair Overeem's guard. Honorable mentions go to Rashad for putting Salmon in the hospital. Worst Fight: Koscheck/Sanchez, no question. Best Interview: Nate Diaz. I'm not joking. His retarded ramblings have captured my heart. Show of the Year: PRIDE 33, followed by Ultimate Fight Night 10. Fighter to Watch: RANDLEMAN @ 185. Seriously though, I'm looking out for Paulo Filho to wreck shop in WEC and Thiago Tavares in the UFC LW division. Upset of the Year: Fuck you, Matt Serra. Fuck you. Weight Class of the Year: Like there's any debate on this one. Lightweights all the way.

Drew Fickett OUT. No opponent for Lytle as of right now. Fuck, that fight is cursed.

Wonder how much my signed Benoit poster would fetch on ebay.