Lord of The Curry

What's "One for my homeys" in Russian?

Mmmmm. That's good Gugino cleavage. Like Mik mentioned, the shit with Ari and his shrink was very well done. I'm not sure if I liked the ending, only because it's really, really unlikely that Vince and Amanda just fuck and go back to have a professional relationship. Maybe Ari finds out about it and tries to blackmail Amanda into cutting Vince loose?

Werdum is a Top Ten HW. Regardless of Arlovski's victory, it's a victory and it's over one of the higher-ranked fighters in his weight class. Nobody in UFC right now with the exception of Cro-Cop (who just died) and Noguiera can lay claim to that. And I don't see Nog getting a title shot right off the bat, if the Vera fight goes down then it'll likely be #1 contender but Arlovski is still up there.

Nah. You'll see Arlovski, Vera or Nogeuira get first crack at Gonzaga before Cro-Cop.

Main Event for the UFC Heavyweight Championship Randy Couture vs Tim Sylvia Main Card Rich Franklin vs Jason MacDonald Matt Hughes vs Chris Lytle Jon Fitch vs Luigi Fiorvanti Renato Sobral vs Jason Lambert Undercard Martin Kampmann vs Drew McFedries Matt Hamill vs Rex Holman Jamie Varner vs Jason Gilliam Jason Dent vs Gleison Thibeau Interesting card, if only for the ramifications it could have on a few divisions. Randy winning would be a huge moment that would be replaced moments later by the grim realization that he'll die at the hands of Cro-Cop. Dana has apparently told Babalu that if he beats Lambert there's a date with Tito waiting for him in June or July which should motivate the hell out of Babalu to crush Lambert as he's wanted a piece of Tito ever since Ortiz called him a B-level fighter. MacDonald can vault himself right into contender status by putting Franklin to sleep and if Hughes gets a tougher test then people realize in Lytle.

After reading that gem of a post, everybody is thinking it but I'll say it: Carlito, shut the fuck up. You overexaggerate pretty much everything you say and that's no exception. "Raped him of his manhood"? Ease up, drama queen.

Now it does.

Idris Elba, Begbie from Trainspotting and Michael from Lost has me fairly excited, though the three of them combined unfortunately cannot equal up to the supreme awesomeness that is Brendon Gleason.

Sweet fuck. Dead. He out Cro-Copped Cro-Cop. That was easily on par with the nastiest shit Mirko has ever dished out, likely worse. Absolutely served.

No but I just finished watching this on Google Video U.K and goddamn was that some good stuff. I was freaking out left and right for all of the Ronnie love but I lost it when Dutch was rocking "Hungry Like The Wolf" in his car with Tina.

Been invited to one in June by a co-worker. Don't know much except there will be no alcohol. Who's been? Are they fun?

Psssst. A lot of Muslims smoke and drink.

Whoah. This card just gained a monochrome of importance.

In 2003, if you were watching the Inoki Bom-Be-Ye show.

I was told by the the bride herself that it's cool if I smuggle a flask in so I'll likely be taking sips of that when I go outside for a smoke.

I really dug the archetypes they were running with Emerson and Nate. Diaz, the ugly, angry kid who grew up in a shitty neighborhood with fighting in his soul vs the OC pretty boy who fights because he thinks it's a thing to do. I was going nuts when Nate rolled him into the choke at the very end.

Nope, scheduled for 9. Pre-show is from 8 to 9.

Seems they've got their bases covered. Nothing to freak out about here.

I can empathize with any and all Americans who feel that the loss of 32 of their own is a horrible thing but I don't think it should be downplayed that, ya know, tons of Iraqi's are dying. Even though that's more or less the case.

"I ain't no bitch" DIAZ

Hopefully the amount of infected children increases from the first movie.

From Yahoo! Sports: Floyd Mayweather stands almost 5-foot-9, weighs 154 pounds, has a 72-inch reach and can drop most mortals with a single swing of either hand. He's fast, athletic and dodges punches as well as anyone, maybe ever. In 13 world title fights, he won all 13. His next one is May 5 in Las Vegas, this time as a junior middleweight, against Oscar de la Hoya, as big a fight as boxing has seen in years. His nickname may be "Pretty Boy," but he is one bad, bad man. On Cinco de Mayo we'll find out if Mayweather can beat de la Hoya – he's the heavy favorite – but could he beat a snarling, menacing, multi-skilled champion of the Ultimate Fighting Championship? How about lightweight (155 pound) champ Sean Sherk, who may stand just 5-foot-6, may suffer from a distinct reach disadvantage, but as a mixed martial arts master is schooled in "interdisciplinary forms of fighting that include jiu-jitsu, judo, karate, boxing, kickboxing, wrestling." Could the best pound-for-pound fighter in the old combat sport (boxing) handle a champion in the new combat sport (UFC)? "UFC's champions can't handle boxing. That's why they are in UFC." Mayweather said Tuesday from Las Vegas during a break in training. "Put one of our guys in UFC and he'd be the champion. Any good fighter, he'd straight knock them out." Dana White, a one-time boxer and boxing instructor and current UFC president, laughs at that. "Boxers couldn't become mixed martial artists. That's why they're boxers," White countered Wednesday from England where UFC has an event Saturday. "They are one trick ponies. Our guys can do everything. They can box, they can kick box, they can wrestle and do jiu-jitsu. They are much better athletes than boxers." Mayweather may be right, but he'd have to be. Any boxer stepping into the UFC octagon would have to knock his opponent out before the mixed martial artist got a hold of him, because once the fight fell to the mat, where things get nasty, the boxer is all but finished. But, as Mayweather points out, the often (by boxing standards) clumsy and lead-with-their-face UFC guys would have to walk through a hail of vicious jabs, crosses and hooks to get there. "Take Chuck Liddell," Mayweather said of the UFC's biggest star and light heavyweight champion (about 205 pounds). "Put him in the ring with a (boxer) who is just 10-0 and Chuck Liddell would get punished." So you'd punish a UFC champion, too? "Come on, man. What'd you think? Am I just 10-0?" Mayweather is 37-0. Liddell, with six inches and 50 pounds on Mayweather, isn't possible, but someone like Sherk, someone his size? With that insane reach, unreal punching power and by UFC rules aided by small, light 4-ounce gloves would Mayweather carve up Sherk instantly? Or would Sherk fight throughout the barrage and get Mayweather in a clutch no ref will save him from? "They wouldn't have a chance to grapple (us) because we'd knock them out," Mayweather said in general. "(The fighter) would be knocked out before he even touched us." Of course, perhaps no punch is strong enough to stop a charging opponent. No one really knows what would happen at such an elite level. "I used to talk like Floyd Mayweather when I was involved in boxing," White said. "I talked just like him, until I educated myself about this sport. These guys are amazing athletes, Floyd Mayweather is one of the best boxers ever, (and) Sean Sherk will whoop his ass in under two minutes." "Any day that Mayweather wants to put his money and his ass where his mouth is, I'm ready," White continued. "If he wants to step up, let's do it." First off, Mayweather was talking mostly in general about his disdain for UFC – "Boxing is an art, UFC is a fad." But Mayweather has spent almost as much time this spring ripping UFC as de la Hoya, who he seems to consider as little more than a matinee idol useful for only increasing the purse. "I never knew popularity to win any fight," Mayweather said. "I'll beat him and come home and watch basketball." The UFC, though, is clearly on his mind. He brought it up on his own Tuesday. Earlier this month he cracked that "anyone can put a tattoo on their head and get in a street fight." Mayweather may be a talker – loquacious doesn't begin to describe the 30-year-old – but he isn't dumb. So maybe he is setting up another big pay day in the event he dusts de la Hoya and boxing has little to offer. Or maybe he just wants to promote a fight involving others. Of course, the economics of UFC would have to change to get Mayweather to participate. UFC fighters make a fraction of top boxers. As part of the family business, Mayweather, his dad and his uncle handle all aspects of his career. For the de la Hoya fight he'll earn millions. "Why would I go into a sport paying hundreds of thousands when I'm in a sport paying $20 million?" Mayweather said. Mayweather knows full well, though, that the pay per view money is there for the taking on something like this, a battle that would be intriguing at nearly every level. White would just about kill for this to go down, preferably with Mayweather involved as a fighter. "I'm willing to put together a fight for Sean Sherk and Floyd Mayweather with numbers that would make sense for Floyd," White said. "And I guarantee you he would not accept it. Floyd Mayweather would never fight in the UFC because he would get his head ripped off." Yes, he would. But only if Sherk didn't get his head ripped off first.

Zombies are re-animated dead. These things are infected with a virus. Thus, not a zombie movie. Can't really argue it.

3. Jeff Joslins nutsack

So, how did Portuguese Parachute Girl get a photo of Des and Penny when they broke up immediately after it was taken and Desmond took the only copy?