Lord of The Curry

Bears can't be Jewish.

The Cho Bros. are the dumbest players in the history of the race. Hands fucking down.

So long as both of them are champs that fight is not going to happen. PRIDE's best hope is a Tito victory (OMG LOLZ) or Cro-Cop moving down to 205 and kicking Silvas head off again.

The main reason why they didn't allow elbows for this show because they didn't want Coleman cut-stopping his way to victory.

Is Kotz too polite to ask "Why are you such a tool?" or was he inferring something else by starting this thread?

Why would the NSAC allow Pride to use kicks and knees on the ground but not UFC?

The Good - Lawler's flying knee to start things off - Nakamura being super-fucking-over, way more then expected. Judo throw!!~ - Hendo/Vitor was passable enough to not be terrible but it's been said before, Vitor is one of the most frustrating fighters to watch. He was broken before shit even began. - Barnett/Pawel wasn't terrible and we got a cool sub finish. - Shogun/Randleman for a fight that was only a takedown and some submission transfers felt fucking epic, like Austin getting caught in the sharpshooter or Angle refusing to let go of the ankle lock. Siiiiiiick kneebar at the end and I imagine once The Hammer licks his wounds Shogun will get his revenge. - Speaking of epic, Fedor/Coleman told an awesome story with Coleman being relentless for the takedown and Fedor hurting him the fuck up each and every time he tried. Fedor had to work a bit harder for the armbar this time but the result was the same. The post-fight shit with Coleman and his daughters had me almost pissing my pants in laughter, 'specially when he introduced them to Fedor. The Not-So-Good - Butterbean/O'Haire has no point on this card so fuck it. - Baroni deprives us of a decent slugfest by taking the fight right to the ground so fuck him. Buh-bye Nishijima. When Baroni can submit you (even if he didn't tap) it's time to head back to the drawing board or, better yet, the boxing ring. - Who was the third guy on commentary and what was his purpose? They had quite a few dead-air moments and people can say what they want about Goldie and Rogan but they don't pull that shit. - Why was the almost hour-long intermission nescessary? Overall a good show, way better then I'm sure the pundits were thinking. UFC's response to Wandy bitch-slapipng Chuck in his own backyard will be interesting.

"I wake up in the morning in a bed that's too small, I drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I come here to work a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well I like pretzel day."

I'm on the fence right now. I wanna keep watching once the merge happens to see the Ozzy vs Yul vs Blond-haired white guy feud kick into high gear as I see those three emerging as the biggest threats. But now that Cao Boi is gone it sucks.

Wow. A few posts in and already workin' it.

iggy started the thread so really he's the one who needs a life.

After seeing what Hughes did to Penn I sure as shit would be. And BJ's guard is better then GSP's.

No but it'll be negated by Georges being shit-scared of Hughes' takedowns so much that I wouldn't be surprised to see him not throw a single kick in the fight.

banky in the library with the hammer.

Where did it say that Josh is getting looked at?

Should we be reading into Jan's keeping track of Michaels progress as a sign that things could be getting rough for Mikey sometime down the road?

He loves the honey? I didn't know we were calling him Old Bear.

GSP has the submission advantage? Really?

Holy fuck the sugar high rant is awesome even more up second viewing.

Ryan revealing that he was in a frat is the least surprising thing in the shows history.

Hunt is out, Barnett is good to go. Butterbean vs Sean O'Haire under MMA rules is the replacement.

"You want to work at the urinanalysis lab?" "Yeah.......maybe."

Butterbean/Cabbage from ROTR earlier this year was a ton of fun, fuck the haters. 'Bean was hitting some body shots that would've disemboweled a lesser man.

St.Pierre.......somehow......some round.

Still. Getting into a scuffle with Hilfiger is like getting into a scuffle with the skinny kid from art class who wears vests with everything. Unless you are considered 100% victorious with no rumours/rumblings afterwards, you've lost.