Lord of The Curry

"Hey...we're coming too!" *Charlie and Hurley rush out of the bushes*

Sayid, Locke, Ecko, Jin and Desmond- Seems like a fairly good rescue party to me.

SuperJerk WANTED to bang a teacher he works with.

The dude got smacked by Tommy fucking Hilfiger. He's done. All the botox in the world can't save him now.

The new Xyience commercial with Forrest is quite enjoyable, probably the second best one so far, save the first Hughes spot where he talks about showing his kid how to properly throw a kick.

"10/19/06: Initiation- Dwight takes Ryan out for his first sales call and gives him a series of tests along the way." Mother.Of.God. This could be the one we've been waiting for.

gtd introduced me (indirectly) to "Song to The Siren" by This Mortal Coil and for that I'm grateful.

Wait. This wasn't out, like, 2 years ago?

Sharpton being involved was predictable before I even read the article.

Niskie changed the girl in his avatar. WHY?

It's nothing of Josh's doing it's the labs taking their sweet-ass time. If the results aren't in by 9 a.m tommorow the fight is off. Have I already mentioned that no LW's on this card is retarded? I know they're supposed to be Bushido-exclusive for the most part but you'd think that PRIDE would want to show Americans that they have been on the LW tip long before UFC wanted to bring back the division. And yes, I know UFC originally had a LW division before PRIDE did.

They survived the hatch explosion but you'll find out the rest tonight.

Locke is BACK. I hope. Tonight should be hotness.

Would saying that Sean O'Haire vs Fujita is a last-minute addition alter your perception at all?

More.

I don't think the timetable is anything official but there is also a "Contact not allowed until _____" area of the suspensions which I assume relates to how long before they're allowed to go back to their training regimes or specifically stuff like sparring/grappling.

Your heel gimmick won't be nearly as fresh and cutting-edge, though. Just quit now before you embarass yourself.

Medical suspensions are up, nothing significant cept for Franklin and Fitch who are both done until April with nasal fractures. Sucks for Fitch as I'm sure UFC had plans to put him on another card before then.

He's a big William Hung fan apparently.

'Bout time.

And Todd F'n Packer.

I'd want to see Ray standing around shouting "Who wants some?" at the top of his lungs before he realizes that Yolanda already kicked the ass of the guy who touched her.

PRIDE in Japan can be more exciting then UFC due to the four-point attack rule which allows for kicks/stomps/knees on the ground, a huge reason why the majority of Brazillian fighters to to PRIDE instead of UFC. PRIDE has more depth in terms of their divisions, especially the HW side of things.

Lack of condom education.........duh.