Lord of The Curry

I really liked how they edited the first half of the show around Matt getting fucked up in practice and the subsequent 2 day depression he went into after it. Good way of hiding the Noah situation and making us think Matt would be quitting because he wasn't tough enough. Speaking of Matt.........

Which should tell you something about Dharma employees and whether or not they were ever meant to meet with each other. I want to see another orientation vid and note what kind of name he uses. It would be a clue in deciphering who's really the subject of an experiment.

Regardless of whiny behaviour last night, Terry not winning this would be the biggest robbery in Survivor history.

So, I'm looking at the past few weeks, the card, etc. And I've come to one simple conclusion: This is the worst promoted/put together UFC card since UFC 53. Like, they fucked this one up pretty badly. 57, which had Randy/Chuck III (arguably a bigger fight then Hughes/Gracie) still had a well promoted undercard. This screams "Thrown together in the hopes that the main event will go over huge". Don't get me wrong, there could be some good fights on the show. Maybe even some really good ones. I just don't get that type of vibe when I see the commercials and read about the show.

Yup, it's definetly Jesse.

The SS member second from right wins for the best Randy Orton impression.

Kawajiri, Aurelio, Mach Sakurai and Ishida are also all fighting on this card at LW. Kawajiri/Sakurai? That's proper.

Interesting thing being that they aren't allowed to recieve mail so whoever it is at UFC that allowed this one to make it through either A) Wanted to test Noah to see if he'd make it B) Wanted to stir some shit up and see how everybody reacts C) Didn't like Noah and wanted him to quit

I heard "base" instead of barracks but the ferry stuff is spot-on. I think the ferry might be the "OMG" moment in the preview next week that has everybody all open-mouthed and shit.

When has soup ever dissapointed you?

Can anybody remember what the hatch that Claire, Kate and Rosseau found was? So far we've found the Arrow, Swan, Pearl and that one.

I love how people are so quick to jump on the "It's all a psych experiment" bandwagon. Yes, I'm aware of what Dr. Wickman/Candle said but haven't people stopped and considered that the true psych experiment is going on in The Pearl?

If Ray hadn't referred to himself as a hustla last night I might not be so torn on who to root for.

Word be's that UFC really wanted to do Horn/Tanner at UFC 59 (presumably so they can let somebody go?) but Tanner has pulled out citing personal reasons. Chael Sonnen is steppin' up and taking on J-Horn it now seems.

Indeed. J-Horn fucked his back up.

A more fun side-topic to this would be "Flipping out on other customers while in line". Ex: While waiting in line for breakfast at McDonalds a while back I had to listen to this DKNY-suit wearing, Carrie Bradshaw Version 2.0 (but somehow managed to be black) cunt. Bitching about her fucking McGriddle. Consistently, thoroughly bitching. She asks to speak to the manager who informed her that her food was finished and would be coming out to her. Not good enough, she's still going on. By that time I'd gotten my food and on the way out interrupted them and told the manager "You're handling this very well so you should be proud". I turned to her and said "You. Yeah you. You're triflin' over a fuckin' McGriddle. Take life easy". I'm pretty sure she was more pissed off that a white kid told her she was "triflin'" then above anything else.

Animatrix wins this one in a walk but because of how much of a mind-fuck it is I can only watch it every so often. The Second Renissance Part I and II is the shit.

Let's get it. Wednesday, May 10 at 9/8c "?" Mr. Eko enlists Locke to help find a secret location he believes houses answers to the island's mysteries. Meanwhile, Jack and the other survivors struggle to cope with the horrific situation in the hatch. credit: ABC.com

Rudo brings the "What I was trying to say".

I gotta say, in a weird way I missed JR's fake shilling of fights, specifically during Kane/Show last night. "HE'S YOUR FRIEND, KANE! BIG SHOW'S YOUR FRIEND! HE'S TRYIN' TO HELP YA!!"

Because Booker will come out looking worse in the end then he did in the beggining?

UFC.tv has added Fabiano Scherner vs Gabriel Gonzaga to the card. Almost full. Hughes/Gracie Sanchez/Allesio Riggs/Swick Silva/Vera Guillard/Davis Fisher/Garcia Sakara/Lister Scherner/Gonzaga

I don't think that Hughes isn't a draw but when GSP/Hughes II and Penn/Hughes II happen Matt will have nothing to do with why they drew so well.

$71.95 + service fees when they come to Toronto. That's insane. That's U2-level bad.

Perhaps I've got my Tysons and Tyrone's confused then.