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Just because the movie calls itself "A Romantic Comedy With Zombies" doesn't make it so. It's pretty much a straight-up Comedy/Horror flick with a weak romantic sideplot.

Vince should take this oppurtunity to move Kid Kash to RAW and cast him as a seedy owner of a Rub and Tug who gets physical with his ladies when they won't get physical with the customers.

I'm not sure if I'm the person to tell the story/stories but there's many-an-account from fighters who'll tell you that Chucks thumb landing in their eye was no accident.

Why in the world would WWE put a match online that shows your current World Champ getting pinnned cleanly by Billy fucking Kidman?

Borne is the thread MVP for the "off the grave" comment.

KILL THE QUEEN! For 9.99 that's definetly a must-buy.

I think we need a "OAO Eddy Guerrero Fantasy-Booking" thread. Me and Rudo have some serious gems in the works for that one.

They could do Rey vs Orton on the basis of Rey trying to protect the virtute of his best friends daughter. Feud ends with Rey turning heel after he realizes that Eddy tried to take his son away from him so he in turn will steal Eddy's daughter's virginity. Hilarious segments with Rey using a phonebook to compensate for his height follows.

Then on the behind-the-scenes features they can show Eddy's wife saying how grateful she is to Vince and the entire McMahon family for not only paying for Eddy's rehab but for skankin' up his daughter somethin' fierce.

Orton has enough sleaze in him that he could make that angle work well.

The difference between what you stated being that Randlemans suplex was 100% legal, the eye-poke clearly was not. Randy wasn't swinging for the fences because of the eye poke, watch the replay. He catches Chuck, who staggers back and Randy makes the mistake of rushing forward and missing a shot which gave Chuck the chance to throw the punch that ended it all. But don't worry, even if Chuck KO's him again you'll still be hearing about the eye-poke, at least as long as Tito Ortiz has a voicebox.

Or they'll say "Orton was THAT over from just saying Eddy's going to hell. Imagine how over he'd be if he tried to hit on Eddy's daughters or took a dump on his grave!"

That sucks. Poor Bonnar and all the others who've been trained under him.

Like I said in another thread, Rey is done. Finito. His gimmick/style from here on out isn't cruiserweight star, underdog, little Mexican that could or any of that shit. It's the one-man Eddy Guerrero tribute show.

Goddamn, you Americans sure do love your masturbatory applause. Bush: I'd like to point out that I think American Cheddar is a better cheese then Swiss or Italian. *Crowd goes wild*

Seeing as how Trish smokes Torrie six ways from Sunday it makes no sense. At least Trish had people guessing for a while whether or not her tits were fake. Torrie's a goddamn Barbie.

All Dogs Go To Heaven.

Macdonald/Imes was complete and utter ass. Bad fight with one of the worst submission endings I've seen in a while. Not bad as in "Hey, he got tapped, that sucks" but "Hey, it took him about 3 minutes to locke the triangle on, you're a fucking idiot for not getting out".

Syriana was one of the most if not THE most political movie of the year and it wasn't nominated.

Anybody shocked by anything WWE does these days is either new to wrestling or completely and utterly ignorant. End o' fuckin story.

Early rumours are pointing to Snoop Dogg as the performer of "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" but I say fuck that, let Terrence Howard bust out and do it. And there's no way that Pheonix is taking this Oscar- they just gave out one for a guy playing a dead musician last year.

Shit, I knew I forgot one! Good pickup.

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You're operating under the assumption that a negative crowd reaction is enough to stop WWE from doing stupid shit. Silly David.

You can cut and paste. Congrats.