Lord of The Curry

I know.

Well I certainly didn't expect that.

This should be a nice hint as to what level of the card WWE wants RVD at. Wrestling Snitsky = creative could give two shits about what you do.

Do an angle where Rey begins to grow suspicious that Eddy's death was due to foul play and begins a Foley/Austin-esque investigation into who killed his friend Eddy. Bring in Marg Helgenberger in character as Catherine Willows and have Benoit play a grizzled, drunk, down-on-his-luck Private Investigator.

That's the thing, though. The "Eddie" chants will never fully die. It'll be like "What?". So long as there are morons who'll chant it then there will be the sheep who follow.

So, has this show happened yet or what? You never posted a date.

Oh come on. When you start something off with "But, little did Edge know....." you're basically filling in the blanks as you see fit.

Eddie dying is officially the worst thing to happen to Rey's career. That shit is going to stay with him until he retires. I'm looking forward to the angle where Rey gets possesed by Eddy's spirit ala Kenny and Cartman.

JN News is telling a hilarious story that doesn't exist.

Scott and John win the "Most Likely to Give In to Gay Urges" award for this edition.

Take this with a grain of salt, but the story broke not too long ago on the DVDVR boards. Here's the link to the DVDVR thread.......DVDVR Story And here's the link to the alleged "incident".......Perverted Justice The message boards on roh.com are currently locked. It's probably a work, but if it's not, bah gawd, you can kiss Ring of Honour goodbye........

Predictions ho! Liddell def. Couture via TKO R2- I think Randy will survive the initial flury in the first round but as we saw in the MVA fight Randy's reaction time is getting slower and he almost got dropped a few times. Randy is not going to KO or TKO Chuck again so the only way I see this one going his way is if Chuck gets sloppy and leaves himself open for a submission. Mir def Cruz via Sub R2- I can only hope that PdP brings the dickery he's famous for and throws a multitude of leg kicks at Mir. Babalu def MVA via Sub R1- Both guys have good standup and while MVA is the better wrestler I think that will prove to be his downfall against Mr. Sobral. Sakara def Sinosic via TKO R1- Legionarius was throwing some awesome shots before he got his sack rearranged by Faircloth. Elvis definetly has a shot in this one as he was throwing some good punches at Forrest beore he got caught. Eilers def Vera via KO R2- Not much to say here. Both guys are going to try and put one another to sleep. Buentello def Aldana via KO R1- See above. I've only seen one Hinkle fight and zero Monson so the pick in this one means next-to-nothing. Uhh..........Hinkle by KO, R1. Yeah, that'll work. Diaz def Riggs via Sub R2 Jardine def Whitehead via TKO R2

Probably somebody who's been investigated for steroid use in the past.

Shelton needs eliminate at least a few guys tonight by having his momma yell obscenities at them from ringside and he takes them out when they're distracted.

Still carrying the scars almost ten years later, huh?

That kick is the closest thing I'll ever get to seeing somebody channel the spirit of Kawada in MMA.

Black dudes can pull off pink easier then any other race, simply because society's fear of the black man makes it incapable for us to mock their choice or suggest anything else. Any time Jay-Z, Kanye, Diddy or Jamie Foxx rocks a fruity look it gets praised by most people. David Arquette turns up in a pink button-down and gets mocked. The world ain't right. Did I start this post up because of a subconcious urge to defend David Arquette? Maybe.

Benoit is one of the only reasons I watch nowadays so him getting injured for any time longer then 6-8 months would probably kill off any interest I have. Incidentally, Rudo and I were discussing programs that would get us back into watching WWE programming and it was agreed that Benoit vs Taker is at the top of that pile.

I'm considering ordering the PPV tonight now because I have this weird idea in my head that Angle/Henry is going to be a *** 1/2 affair that will have people scratching their heads as to how it all happened.

Metrosexuality has driven men who are far beyond pulling off certain looks to attempt them regardless. I was out for dinner last week and one of the waiters in the place was easily in his late 30's and was rocking a fake n' bake tan, frosted blonde tips in his hair and to top it all off, a male-pattern baldness faux-hawk. .01% of men call pull off pink and while I'm not one of them I can appreciate it given the right moment.

Mark Henry losing to Angle but winning the Rumble and the PPV closing with him laughing manically with Styles and Tazz talking about how the apocalypse is nigh would be fitting.

Is the Aussie farmer with one hand on any of them?

This is my calling. I'm a great sports entertainer. I enjoy it. A lot of people think I'm the best at it. At least he didn't call himself a wrestler. And a lot of people don't watch much wrestling outside WWE, Kurt.

Steph and unnamed Levesque fetus will take up two of those three spots.

My dream scenario is Benoit vs Angle vs Mystery Opponent who ends up being a newly drafted Chris Jericho upon the 6 year anniversery of their WM2000 3-Way. Or Angle vs Benoit on a 5 year anniversery.