Lord of The Curry

The most far-out theory that I'd love to happen that I've seen brought up so far is the season basically being a psychic war between Walt and Desmond. "Two players, two sides. One is light. The other is dark."

One of the guys I was watching it with said right after the opening "How do we know this isn't happening in the past?". I agree with the plaster analysis, SJ, I wondered to myself what Desmond is/was trying to keep out.

That's pretty awful.

The shower in the hatch gives me hope for a joint Kate/Sun/Shannon shower scene. Gotta conserve the water, ladies.

You guys think Sleazy D in his current state is bad? That is NOTHING compared to when he used to rock the male-pattern baldness haircut. That was, like, porn-director sleazy.

Those Walt things really shouldn't be tagged. I think people want to know what he said. Good call, Stephen. The song is "Make your own kind of music" by the Mamas and the Papas in case people are wondering.

Stephen Joseph was spot-on regarding magnetic interference down there, hence the key on Jacks's neck standing up.

Wonder what he means when he says "Are you him?" to Locke next week. The theory came to me that they could be doing a "Solider who doesn't believe the war is over" angle with him.

Oh that Bryan.

So Desmond was clearly waking up for something. The first thing he did was slide over to the computer and type in something. Activating the security system? Something else?

Spoiler in regards to Desmond, his background and what role he'll play in the future.

Zoniks. Uh, so, wow. They have definetly taken the "next-level shit" approach to Season Two so far. So let's get to it. - Loved loved loved the opening. Kept me guessing the whole way but the more I noticed that what the guy was doing was a very uniform, specific way I kept thinking "This guy is not one of them". Then the walls shake and it hits me that he's beneath the fucking hatch. Jesus. Maybe the injections were to prevent a disease of some kind? - Locke continues to own shit. "I'm tired of waiting". - Kate's descent into the hatch. The light, the rope pulling down. Fucking hell. - I dig how they're slowly but surely building up people for the science vs faith thing in how they're reacting to everything. So far it seems faith gained some supporters in how Shannon, Hurley and Kate all reacted tonight. Sayid is still stuck in the middle and it's fucking with me. - I need to stop being good at calling stuff out. The minute I saw Desmond come up to Jack I thought that he was the dude beneath the hatch. I still don't know how exactly how I feel about this, it's cool and all but it's taking the show dangerously close to being too unrealistic. - Awesome design job on the living quarters/lab area beneath the hatch. The mural gave a whole "caveman" vibe in the sense of it was there before the observation area was set up. Fucking A.

That looks about right.

Cripplers don't weep like bitches when somebody calls them a fatherless bastard.

I'm currently making my way through Season One right now. Good lord this Greg House guy is a God. I mean, the man should be helping patients but instead he's playing Metroid Prime on GBA. That right there is the makings of a hero.

I recall watching this with some friends all kinds of fucked up and it still not being anything worthwhile.

Bonnar would fight with one hand tied behind his back if it meant making PPV.

Will Smith over 50. Make it happen, AMA's.

Yeah. He doesn't wrestle and we're all happier for it.

Not like it's a huge thing but that shit about Locke's dad could use a spoiler tag, even though I figured he'd be back.

I wonder if Cena and Michaels are pissed off that Todd Grisham managed to steal the spotlight from them last night.

Yeah. That's about as dirty of an accent that you can get up here in Canada.

ONE DAY LEFT. Poll: What personal theory of yours did you think would happen in season one but didn't? I thought for certain that they'd reveal that Locke got paralyzed because Jack's dad operated on him while drunk and fucked it up.

It was a good match and all but I think you're going pretty overboard. I'll take Saturn, Benoit and Malenko over Edge, Snitsky and Masters any fucking day.

Put Irvin against somebody @ 55 and do GSP vs Sherk on the Monday Night Card.