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Vincent wins by choking Free Credit dude out with a shamwow.

Weigh-in thoughts... - 170 is for sure the right weight class for Kampmann. Came in a pound under and looked shredded. His height and reach will cause problems at that class. - Davis looked in great shape - Horn getting the sympathy pop was sad - Shogun looked in the best shape of his career but it reaffirmed what many are saying which is 185 would be a better weight - No SIMS?! No Randleman!? Fuck you, Coleman. That's who I wanted to see with you. - Franklin looked significantly bigger then Hendo

Kinda similar to his Fitch quote.

Came close once. I'd only got a few strokes in when my dad burst into my room asking me if I had 5 dollars because a guy had shown up at our door doing window-washing and my dad didn't have any change on him. Thankfully he was so excited about this amazing deal on the window washing that he totally ignored my "Dad, I was getting changed" excuses.

You forgot the part where he talks about how he doesn't have a problem with Huerta personally but how his management is a bunch of fuckin' idiots and that he surrounds himself with the wrong people.

Ohhhhh fuck. Head hurts. Body hurts. No McDonalds close by. Help me.

Well, I know what I'm using for my wake-up jerk....

Anderson Silva vs Thales Leites David Loiseau vs Ed Herman Jonathan Goulet vs Tamdan McCrory Keith Jardine vs Luiz Cane Heath Herring vs TBA Roger Huerta vs Sean Sherk Suuuuuch a dick move by UFC for Huerta's last fight if it pans out.

Because even when he's the authority figure Jim is still a slacker?

I think he confused "won a round" with "survived a round." At least I hope so. And on that front Lutter also won and survived the first round against Andy.

Kinetic. Agent is Food Folder brethren and all but K-Tic just boarded like a motherfucker and gave us some gems for the ages.

Henderson certainly has the wrestling to control Franklin for 3 rounds but he's shown to be utterly retarded when it comes to gameplans in the past. Franklin, on the other hand has dealt with bigger and stronger wrestlers and done fine on his feet and even off his back shown great defense in avoiding shots from on top and getting a standup via sub attempts or stalling if need be. Rich is getting grossly slept on here.

Henderson offers what on the feet past a huge right hand?

BTW, whoever dropped the La Parka picture- well done.

Lame return episode. The only outright laughable moment was Oscar realizing Dwight and Angela had fucked on his desk. That and Kevin's "whorish" comment regarding the accounting papers. Huge disappointment.

Whoah motherfucking whoah. What tool is attempting to lump pro wrestling into the same folder as MMA?

Shamrock via Cantrell dive, R1.

I splashed my mother with milk upon coming home from that movie to ensure she wasn't a troll. True story.

Hotel for Dogs. Clearly Don Cheadle in this movie is a result of a lost bet between him and Clooney.

Exactly. "I don't get hungover" = Pussies out before it can occur.

I ain't eatin' no Ricky Martin whilst hungover.

Ultimate Fight Night 18- April Junie Browning vs Cole Miller Efrain Escudero vs Jeremy Stephens Ricardo Almeida vs Matt Horwich Ryan Bader vs Carmello Marrero Tyson Griffin vs TBA Rematch with Edgar. Make it happen, Dana.

This is one step closer to the Slim Charles meets Creed moment we've all been waiting for.

Or Herring vs ICHO.