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Props to Jesse for pulling it out but let's be up-front here and point out that Grant was completely owning him for two rounds and change. I'd have Grant in a rematch no question.

Obviously Sapp turned the fight down. Hari would eat Kimbo's food were it to happen.

Jermaine McKenzie from Flight of The Conchords is clearly the bastard son of Tony Clement.

I shotgun Junior Vice President.

Nice! I wasn't able to find that the first time around.

The best non-UFC WW not named Shields aka TJ Grant of Halifax, NS notched another win last night in Phoenix Fighting Promotions last night with a third round submission win over previously unbeaten Beau Baker inciting chants of "UFC! UFC! UFC!" from the ringside crowd. Dana, sign this kid.

Maybe this is your baby-step on the way to enjoying legit rap?

Get your life boat ready for when he records an actual hip-hop album.

*Knees Lei in the balls* *Clubs Lei with giant hammer, drags limp body out of room*

Easily. I'll do one better and say that, given the talent behind it, one of the worst hip-hop albums in years.

That's what this board was founded on. We're going to need a name for the draft folder. I suggest: "Drift-draft" with a subtitle of "Come in from the draft and draft up a draft." "Draft Faggotry" suits it just fine.

If you're ever in Toronto I'd pay you to cook me dinner. No homo.

Whether or not you're pro or anti-draft I think we can all agree that this isn't going away anytime soon. I mean, you can pretty much start a draft on anything so we need to keep it at least contained. Either that or limit the amount active but knowing how long some go on for that's a tall task.

That sucks but you're gonna regret posting this very shortly.

Damn. That's a bit fucked up. How do you not take notice of the lumpy thing you just stomped all over was, in fact, a human?

I don't think this is UFC's doing, IIRC it's his PRIDE contract carrying over but with the typical UFC clause inserted that they have the right to cut you after a loss. They saw an opening and went for it.

Church. All of the arty gals here in Toronto tend to rock the wool leggings under a jean or burberry skirt.

The new one with Miguel Torres on it is good stuff.

Was that in the last Fight! magazine that had Barnett on the cover? If so, yeah it was a good article.

So.......all Italians anger you? Keep in mind to a lot of Italians the term "connected" means being able to make a phone call to their boys who'll promptly show up at any parking lot in their lowered civics with the blue-light interior, ready to throw down.

UFC 93 Franklin vs Hendo Coleman vs Shogun Guida vs Pellegrino Kang vs Belcher Davis vs Lytle Rousimar Phalhares vs Jeremy "Clearly I have photos of Dana White with a Thai boy because I keep getting invited back" Horn

It's bullshit. He's 1-2, he deserves another chance. His 1st fight in the UFC was against Lyoto fucking Machida, that alone should make his record stand 1-1, in my eyes. Apparently this had nothing to do with skill/marketability, more so the fact that UFC was dropping minimum of $40,000 on him to show with another $40,000 guaranteed if he won. Having said that I'd be curious to know if anything kind of a contract restructuring was done or if they just cut him point-blank.

That's a bit of a surprise given his victories but the fact that Rogerio hasn't done anything post-PRIDE and he put Arona on sabbatical I guess have lost their luster. I'd fully expect Affliction to pick him up if not DREAMS or K1.

Already there. I live very close to the Little Jamaica section of Toronto so our place has constant supplies of plantains, curried goat, oxtail and jerk chicken.

His MMAJunkie interview confirms that, while he may be viewed as a good trainer and all-around nice guy Jorge is a fucking moron. The entire interview basically translates into "I don't know how to follow a gameplan but now that I've been cut I'm going to start using my jiu-jitsu." Now watch him lose his StrikeForce debut by standing for three rounds and getting hit repeatedly.