Lord of The Curry

How the shit is taiga still around?

That'll be a hard pill for Spike to swallow.

I don't rub 'em out to her for the face.

Tell Kevin Burns to fuck off and do up Rumble vs Lights Out.

Beer is piss-warm.

No, he's dead. He appeared out of thin air to Michael on the freighter. And IF he's alive in the flesh sense he would've been blown the fuck up.

And sometimes you get both:

I'm not sure I can choose during the Tits vs Ass debate but I can safely say this much: I'd rather tap a girl who has small tits but a luscious ass over a girl who has a huge rack but no rump.

For reals. It's called YouTube, Bas.

I was a tad surprised at Bas knowing dick all about Hioki.

Ninja of Love vs Korean Zombie. I want allllllllll of that. The standing arm triangle from Sandro was fucking swank because the angle showed Jaggers slowly going out until he dropped. The first round of Yamada vs Mann was awesome and the rest was very solid. Poor Jamesy. Good for Omigawa for breaking a 2 year losing streak but I'm in shock that Davis looked that bad. Hioki ran himself a train on that young'un.

Why aren't we posting about this in the Japanese MMA thread?

I'd say, if it happens that Charles would take over for a few episode.

So I'm watching a fan-made video on YouTube for Placebo's cover of "Running Up That Hill" and I can count at least ten girls in that video that I'd impregnate without a second thought. I need to hang out with more girls who listen to Placebo even though I don't really like them much.

No no. B.J is the engine for excuses when you get dominated.

I'm also hoping somebody that looks suspiciously like Pete Spratt will be your rear naked choke dummy. If not, Frank Trigg will do in a pinch.

Hopefully Denis Stojnic is the guy you get to practice on during career mode.

Yeah, Halpert will never be more retarded then he was in that episode. Jim is rarely cringe-worthy but he brought it in spades this episode.

"How did you get here?" "I drove" Fun episode, great opening.

If watching The Shield has taught me anything it's that Mexicans/El Salvadorans do not take kindly to their trade being fucked over by Californians.

You make an interesting point about the Mexican cartels being in trouble if weed became legal in the States. The downside here is the potential for a massive Mexican gang incursion into California with a vendetta to wipe out anybody who, at the street level is dealing legalized weed.

I've never understood how if somebody smokes weed they automatically equal "pothead."

Really? Never heard that one.

UFC Undisputed will be out on May 19th, roster info below. Some surprises both in terms of who's in and who's not..... HW Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira Brock Lesnar Frank Mir Brandon Vera (LH) Gabriel Gonzaga Cain Velasquez Cheick Kongo Eddie Sanchez Heath Herring Andrei Arlovski Mirko Crocop Fabricio Werdum Tim Sylvia Mark Coleman Antoni Hardonk Justin McCully (That's right. Justin McCully) LHW Chuck Lidell Quinton "Rampage" Jackson Forrest Griffin Tito Ortiz Keith Jardine Wanderlei Silva Mauricio "Shogun" Rua Lyoto Machida Rashad Evans Stephan Bonnar James Irvin Wilson Gouveia (MW) Houston Alexander Kazuhiro Nakamura Thiago Silva Tim Boetsch Ryan Bader (DL'able character) MW Anderson Silva (LH) Rich Franklin (LH) Dan Henderson (LH) Michael Bisping (LH) Kendall Grove Chris Leben Jason MacDonald Nate Marquardt Drew McFedries Ricardo Almeida Evan Tanner Yushin Okami Demian Maia Martin Kampmann (WW) Amir Sadollah (WW) Thales Leites WW Georges St-Pierre Matt Hughes Matt Sera (LW) Jon Fitch Karo Parisyan Josh Koscheck Diego Sanchez Mike Swick (MW) Marcus Davis Thiago Alves Chris Lytle Ben Saunders Josh Burkman Kyle Bradley Matt Arroyo Anthony Johnson LW BJ Penn (WW) Sean Sherk (WW) Kenny Florian Roger Huerta Joe Stevenson Mac Danzig Nathan Diaz Spencer Fisher Tyson Griffin Gray Maynard Thiago Tavares Joe Lauzon Rich Clementi Mark Bocek Hermes Franca Frank Edgar Efrain Escudero (DL'able character)

Wish granted.