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I keep seeing her birthday as October 14, 1979. I don't think Stacy's all that pretty, she can't act at all, and unless she only does film work as a stripper or dancer and can showcase her overrated legs, she's pretty useless. I think she's better off signing WWE checks for as long as she possibly can because her 15 minutes outside of the WWE will be over before the summer gets here.

Sadly, if Morrison pans out, he and Stockton will equal Duke's crop. I really think JJ will be a bust if he's picked anywhere in the lottery.

Becky and Stevie for the girls. Bobby and Patrick for the guys.

I don't really mind either female cut since neither deserved to make the final 12. Patrick fucked himself over by picking a horrible song. Poor bastard had one of the best voices in the competition.

Girls and gay guys vote more often than anyone else. The "hottest" chick never does well unless she has a great story. Becky didn't. As soon as Kellie sang decently Becky was expendable. Brenna is "fabulous". AI's as predictable as the WWE most nights.

I told you Becky was done. Kinnik likely goes home tonight, even though Brenna has no redeeming qualities we'll get to see on this show.

Keibler's not the best dancer, and the American public (read: mostly idiots) often vote for the person who took the harshest criticism from the judges the night before. It's not right, but it happens on any show where fans have any kind of say so in who advances.

At this point, it might even be better to have Angle retain over Orton and let Rey beat Angle one on one on the next show. Or they should just let Angle beat Rey's ass too because he's damaged goods at this point. Angle/Batista for the title is the only money program they've got left.

I bet Michelle Kwan wishes she had stayed now that the top two chicks fell all over themselves in the free skate.

It sounds like the Japanese chick is going to win the gold unless the Russian mob got to the judges. Bode Slutskaya did exactly what I expected.

I have a feeling Slutskaya will "Bode" this program, and end up with the silver, but I don't know why.

Sasha should end up with the bronze since the other Japanese chick didn't pass her. The US Women (I'm looking at you Jacobellis) and the "best ever" Alpine Team killed us. If you take out the X Games bullshit, we wouldn't have won much of anything.

Sasha just got Pearl Harbored by Arakawa. The US implosion in every event we were supposed to do well in is now complete. Woohoo.

Based on what I've heard, Leena's not going to be happy.

Did you hear that Clijsters "re-injured" herself playing at Antwerp and pulled out of the Pacific Life event in Indian Wells? What an idiot. For no reason whatsoever she decides to play a tournament where she's defending like 49 points, "hurts" herself and now has to miss one where she'd be defending 350 I think. Maybe they don't teach math very well in Belgium, but if you're trying to maintain the top spot you don't give up on the event worth 7 times as much to your ranking. I'm really beginning to dislike Kim, and I don't think it would have mattered much since Mauresmo is on fire and would have taken the top ranking spot by the end of March anyway.

I just want to add in Burchill, don't know when but I feel his release is coming soon.

Sadly, just look at him. Guys like Taylor, Clay and Ruben would never have gotten to see a record exec, and that's the best thing that AI has going for it. I'd really like to see the final 4 be Katharine, Chris, Elliott & Taylor. I think that would be an amazing stretch to see who could win.

I hope America doesn't fuck Taylor over because he's not a pretty boy.

Ace is one slick motherfucker appealing to the gay male audience too.

SIMON'S GONNA KILL YOU!

Anyone who CHOOSES to sing Manilow should be voted out automatically.

I think Elliott's # 2 so far behind Chris.

Paula just likes 'em young.

Paula's the voice for the bleeding hearts like my mother, the ones that always cry whenever the underdog does well. The ones who pump up a kid's confidence until he goes to school the next day and some bully takes his lunch money and gives him a giant wedgie just because. I want Gideon to get hit by a bus. Another mimic.

Exactly what I was thinking.