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Draft analysis.

No, I think he was # 6. You can see who he is here. http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season6/

I won't shed a tear if that result is correct, both of those dudes were boring AND sucked.

Blake is the only guy with the potential to do something remotely unique. Everyone else is just painfully boring, or a 2nd rate version of a previous contestant. They cut the only white girl that could sing to keep that Antonella (?) chick at the end, and the only female left with a strong voice is the former background singer who I think has the last name Doolittle. I'm not expecting much from this group.

Beating up the Nuggets at home should be expected from a title threat.

Blake's not terrible, but I'm giving up on tonight's show since Road Rules is on and that generally doesn't suck.

This guy sucks too.

You need to remember that 85+% of the votes come from (pimply faced) teenage girls, who would think he's DREAMY~! He's not going anywhere just based on the fact he's one of the "cute" ones.

Simon nailed it with that comment that these guys tried harder in the early rounds and are now playing it safe because they think they've made it. Timberfake 2.0 isn't any good either. This is not a good start to this season.

I think he's only made it this far because Simon made that "I'd be shocked if you didn't make the Finals" comment. Sundance was terrible in both Hollywood rounds and realistically, Tommy (the last guy cut) was MUCH better than he was, and got the shaft. It essentially works out that they figured he was going to be marketable or get over his nerves later on, but he can't sing for shit and hopefully America drops the axe on him this week. Barefoot dude sucks too. I'm debating whether Nuggets/Spurs is a better investment of my time for the rest of the evening.

Sundunce must go. The guy had 1 good audition and has followed that up with horrible performance after horrible performance ever since. Please cut him.

This guy has a good voice, but is boring me to sleep.

Let me get this straight, I just tuned in, 15+ minutes into the show, and I only missed 1 guy?

It's a nice thought, but the Chargers are still going 6-10 next year. You just don't lose your entire coaching staff and still have a good year. Marvin is that you?

That was horrible. Even the great Ned couldn't make that funny if he stole it.

I can almost see Maury Povich saying it now, "Tom Brady you are NOT the father."

Sucks to be Steve Trachsel right about now.

Anyone know what Michael Irvin did to get fired from ESPN?

Jumping over Nate was an homage to Dee Brown w/ the arm over the eyes. I don't know how you missed that, what with the jersey, shoes, etc. The table was different b/c it was a lot farther back than Nate. The over the backboard was pretty mediocre, but the side of the backboard was by no means easy. Jumping over Nate wasn't that impressive whether he was emulating Dee Brown or not since Thomas jumped over a bigger guy, caught it and threw it down lefty in the 1st round. The table dunk was from about the same spot as Howard's first dunk which was just as forceful and got about 7 or 8 points less. Again, nothing Green did was all THAT impressive.

Green basically did the same dunk twice in the competition, jumping over Nate and then the table, the off the side of the backboard dunk was an easier version of Iguodala's float under the backboard dunk, and the over the backboard pass was the hard part of what amounted to a regular two handed dunk. There's nothing he did there that will be remembered for originality, creativity or execution. At this point in the game I'd rather reward something I've never seen.

Exactly, everyone in the contest could probably have done that last dunk. I don't think anyone else in the league does Howard's as high as he did his.

Please, for the love of God let Green win in regulation so we don't get Nate missing ~10 dunks part III next year. I'm glad he won, but that wasn't a 50. These judges are retards.

Dwight Howard would at least have made his dunks. Fuckin' judges killed the finals.