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Zumaya is Spanish for filthy.

He wears cornrows and has tattoos. He's dangerous.

Kenny Rogers is making the GREATEST LINE-UP OF ALL TIME~! look like a bunch of little leaguers. This is insane.

I'm not saying it'll equal the epic collapse, but the amount of angst losing this series in particular (to the lowly, pathetic, lucky to be here Tigres) would cause the Evil Empire would be almost as satisfying as the Mets winning it all this year. I'd also really like to see how quickly the bandwagon fans would jump from The Bronx to Queens if that happened. 6-0!

6th inning. The Big Eunuch lives up to his billing. This is slowly approaching 2004 Yankees/Sox levels of awesomeness. That will NEVER be reached. Hell, the topic for it deserves Classic honors. All 60 something pages are pure craziness. I JINXED THE SOX! You don't know as many Yankees fans as I do. I knew people who were already planning to take the day of the parade off.

6th inning. The Big Eunuch lives up to his billing. This is slowly approaching 2004 Yankees/Sox levels of awesomeness.

The umps are NOT having a good game.

Buck Martinez said that he thought Rogers would be great tonight and that Detroit would win the series before it started on Mike & The Mad Dog. They all but laughed him off of the show with those comments, and now I'm wondering if Buck sold his soul to the devil or something.

Between Abreu just holding Bernie Williams (Carlos Guillen) to a single and Kaz Matsui playing for the Yankees, I think it's time to take Miller out back.

There goes the season. I never would have predicted the Twins would be swept.

0 for 16 leads to an A's 1-0 lead on a Chavez HR.

0 for 15 and counting w/RISP. C'mon Twins, go 0 for the postseason!

The Yankees may not be able to buy championships regularly but it sure as hell doesn't hurt when you can waste about $50 million on Pavano & Wright and still go out and pick up guys like Abreu & Lidle because you can eat Abreu's contract. If nothing else they buy a 1 in 8 chance of winning titles every year because they'll outspend the rest of the league on new superstars every offseason.

Nevermind, some idiot was trying to be funny.

So, they're 3-8 in their last 11. Either WFAN interns aren't the greatest when it comes to statistical accuracy or Mike & The Mad Dog can't add properly.

Interesting couple of stats brought up on Mike & The Mad Dog just now. First of all, the Yankees are 2-8 in their last 10 postseason games (4 straight losses to Boston in '04, went 1-3 against the Angels last year and are 1-1 this season). Secondly, in those games A-Rod is 4 for 35 w/12 K's.

They just showed it on SC. Even Christ Jeter would have K'ed in those two spots.

The NL West champion should just give up their postseason spot next year to the best AL team that doesn't make it.

Jose Reyes gets the 1st run on the board with a dribbler to short. I still don't know why the Mets can't hit rookies and/or lefties.

Complaining about your # 4 starter sucking ass and complaining about being "saddled" with a $25 million/year 2x MVP, and $19 million/year ace with 200+ wins are not the same thing.

The Pads lost their mojo when Bochy shaved the 'stache.

Congrats to Detroit for proving me wrong and winning a game.

What was Posada thinking? That was right down the pipe with no movement.

We all know Jeter gets the game winning, cheap as hell, HR to right with 2 outs just because God is a Yankees fan.

The 2x MVP looks like a chump again.