JJ Johnson

Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Every marker's been on at, at the earliest, 1 CST. I know Tom sent his in, we know MVS didn't get anything.

That's because he's old and senile. *checks to make sure he's not in WC's marking bracket* Yep. Old and senile.

I warn you, Johnny, that it won't sell nearly as well as the life-size Charlie "Grappler" Matthews bobblehead, which we like to call Charlie "Grappler" Matthews.

It's a little known fact that the Cow Palace got its name because Spike's girlfriend used to live there.

I took a stab at this, and I say as humbly as possible that I prefer my version.

YES.

I am both back and updating my stats shortly.

I want a history pipe. Historians had unlimited power back in the early days, so I suspect they had pipes to where they could smoke their history instead of reading all of those boring books. Also, pornography. Specifically, "The Rape of Nanking" volumes 1-4. Put that in your history pipe and smoke it.

I vote we change all the markers around at the very last second.

I like it. The weekend split shouldn't be a huge deal, both because of the extra day and because an hour a day of writing, at least for me, can get a solid 5-6k done. Motivation is another thing entirely. Chances are extremely low every single no-shower didn't have enough time to write, but I think a big thing with Storm was that people didn't have enough time to procrastinate. Smarkdown was over and then it was time to get writing for Storm, while, since Storm was over, you could lolligag for a day for Lockdown, and then with Smarkdown, you could lolligag for two days. I understand there are exceptions, but in relation to my point, this gives every show a solid block of lolligagery to grown 'ugh, I'd rather not write'. If you got that mentality with Storm, you probably wouldn't write, because you wouldn't have enough time. Just my two cents.

Vacating Wales would be the better idea, but the term you're looking for is 'vacationed', yes.

I already told you. Toxxic is in Wales, eliminating the Welsh for the greater good. Or vacationing.

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What's important here is that Akira has accurately corrected Spike's grammar, and Spike is thus demoted to the JL.

From New York to Washington. That makes sense.

I'll have you know that I also beat Wildchild with my last match. In May.

Hey, we Skyped with Dace once. He called Sly an ignorant slob, and then pronounced America 'Ameriker'.

JJ Johnson will be wrestling wounded after receiving five Cruel Fates from Sacred after making a tasteless Steve Irwin joke. Sacred was going to give a Cruel Fate to the nearest five people, but Johnson was the only one around.

Okay, here it is.

Right. Pretty sure votes are PMed once the nominations are finalized.

The poster is my work/fault depending on your opinion of it, if anyone cared. Nobody did.

Promo: "Realization" Spike Jenkins sits on his 15-hour flight back to the United States and thinks "Shit, I flew fifteen hours to punch an old man." [FIN]

The Jayson Grant Memorial Trophy - For Wrestler of the Year Zyon Bruce Blank The Divefire Memorial Trophy - For Comeback Wrestler of the Year Michael Stephens JJ Johnson, on quantity. The Pay-Per-View Match of the Year Award Bruce Blank vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews, Ground Zero Todd Cortez vs. El Luchadore Magnifico, Ramadomination JJ Johnson vs. TORU Takahara, Ramadomination Clusterfuck 2006 The Non-PPV Match of the Year Award JJ Johnson and MANSON vs. Asia Underground Bruce Blank vs. Akira Kaibatsu, Sendai Light Tube Match Wildchild vs. Kevin Coyote The Feud of the Year Award JJ Johnson vs. Zyon Zyon vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Michael Stephens vs. Landon Maddix The Jay Dawg Improvement Award - For Most Improved Wrestler JJ Johnson Zyon The Axis Memorial Trophy - For Under-Appreciated Wrestler Austin Sly The Rane Memorial Trophy - For Most Impressive Career Tom Flesher

The Fallen Tag Team Trophy - For Tag Team of the Year TKO The Midnight Carnival Cup - For Stable of the Year Cucaracha Internacional The Ace of Clubs Trophy - For Heel of the Year Landon Maddix The Grand Slam Trophy - For Face of the Year Michael Stephens The Cyclone Comet Trophy - For Promo Writer of the Year Bruce Blank The Nathaniel Kibagami Trophy - For Promo of the Year Matt Myers "Pimp" Promo, From the Fire The William Hearford & Toxxic Trophy - For Rookie of the Year Akira Kaibatsu

The HVille Thugg & Edwin MacPhisto Cup of Champions - For Best World Champion El Luchadore Magnifico The Andrew Blackwell International Champion of the Year Award Wildchild The Grimedogg Hardcore Champion of the Year Award Bruce Blank The El Luchadore Magnifico Cruiserweight Champion of the Year Award Akira Kaibatsu PPV of the Year Award Battleground Ground Zero The Mayor McCheese Comedic Moment of the Year Award The Axis The Blazenwing Memorial Trophy - For 'Tool' of the Year JJ Johnson The Stubby P. McWeed Trophy - For Booker of the Year Easily Raynor