JJ Johnson

Yeah, that was my doing. Mostly to see the reaction. Frankly, I expected more.

Erek is 21? CA-RAAAAAAAAAZY! I know who he is? CA-RAAAAAAAAAAAZIER!

Throw me in that punishment match. I'm completely serious.

I think it's pretty clear that Another Octopus will never be taken seriously as a title contender.

That's An Octopus to you.

Way I always saw Hogan do it, he'd crook his arm like he was flexing, and the bicep would deliver the brunt of the blow.

Way I always saw Hogan do it, he'd crook his arm like he was flexing, and the bicep would deliver the brunt of the blow.

Taking the title by default and then proving everybody wrong > both of those options. Must you choose, however, a four-way defeats a tournament, unless this tournament could be extended all the way to Ground Zero.

Raynor can confirm that I called dibs long before either Spike or WC. On a not selfish note, as I said before, sorry to see you go, big guy. You gotta do what you gotta do, but you'll be back. Nobody really leaves.

I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Johnny's board name is Secret Agent, for what it's worth. Which is a lot, considering they'd find it pretty difficult to turn their matches in to JohnnyDangerous.

Dude, I demand a show in Sanrio-land. And a match against Pandapple. Everyone loves Pandapple.

No. But only because I'd rather not be reminded that Low Ki exists.

The infamous template. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Considering I'll probably be head booker by then, good idea. Or bad idea. Whichever!

You should totally invest in helium, you guys. It's...going up!

And it's pronounced 'dough-she-may'.

Bring back Ryan Dustin.

I own a G4 iBook, and as of late, the power cord has been acting odd. Namely, making and breaking a current constantly. As of now, I type this sitting with my big toe under the cord, holding it into the position it should be in the socket doodad, and the problem is with the computer itself, as I've tried a new cord to no avail. Is there any sort of jimmying I can do to fix this? For what it's worth, the warranty expired 12 days ago.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart -Stable pride insists that Daceheart takes it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -Pretty sure last time these two faced off, Cross got stripped, raped, and strangled. Cannibal Corpse aside, I see a repeat here, if Landon writes. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson -Devoured by No-Shows, knowing what I know. That was not as impressive a Cannibal Corpse reference. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton -This next song's about shooting blood out of your cock. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez -Ghost Machine, yet again. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

For the record, the user winning reduces any Sprites in the game into little worm things called Nulls. Also, you have Baudway listed as east of Baudway, west of Floating Point Park; Kits is east of Baudway, west of Floating Point Park. Baudway is west of Kits, east of Ghetty Prime.

Well, now you've given away that I win all six despite not being in five, as well as the finals, in under three minutes.

Aiee! Drea am read minds, aiee!

Back in my day, we didn't have Rapidshare, or YouSendIt. If we wanted to share a file, we had to copy the source code character-for-character.