JJ Johnson

'American Dream' Danny Williams. Make it happen. If you weeeeeeeeeeeeell.

Boo is for ghosts.

Tom, it was Punk's father that was an alcoholic, just like Raven, so he hated Raven because he hated his father and Raven was just like his father.

Awesome, another 15k epic from Stryke.

So, yes. Brutal/melodic death. Name it. No "Gorekill", or "Slaughterhosen", please.

THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH LAST MAN STANDING Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © vs. Michael Stephens -Stephens, unless Landon busts out a 720 nelbina or a Fujiwara powerbomb. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - TAG TEAM TURMOIL! (w/out the tag teams!) Aecas © vs. Insane Luchador vs. Stryke vs. Manson vs. Matt "Cosplay Master" Myers -MANSON. Well, Aecas. But come on! MANSON. BATTLE OF THE WORLD TOUR ICONS "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu - The Seoul Survivor VS. Zyon © - The Patron Wrestler of Athens -I know you got Seoul. Eric B. and Rakim aside, Windy hath defeated Zyon twice in big matches, and Zyon hath only returned the favor once. Lo, and I thus spake, Windy shalt own. HOUSE RULES - KING'S ROAD MATCH Va'aiga vs. JJ Johnson -Post-match reconstructive surgeons. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - CAGE MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins © vs. Sean Davis -Spike in about a paragraph. The Dead Precedents vs. Tom Flesher and Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -Matthews and Flesher, Tom's suicide post-Buffalo loss be damned. Cruiserweight Match Wildchild vs. Grendel -Beat WC at his own game? Hardly, even if it is on PPV. Austin Sly vs. Jimmy the Doom -Doom is...goom. D. Goomd. But Sly is sly. I say Austin, should he write.

Opening promo, kids. Let's try this again.

Raynor'samotherfuckingtrendsetter,him.Relatedly,this'llmakewritingmatchesthatmuchquicker.Godhelpcommenters,though.

No emo band name can beat 'These Efficate Tears'.

No, actually. I deflected Mansonosity with the magic of Finnish vowels.

I stole his lollerskates.

He could team up with Mak.

It's not for the Cruiserweight Title, it's for the title of Patron Wrestler of Athens, which Zyon won back in June of last year.

Opening promo.

That's already a band, Windy.

I'm pretty sure stories are all wrestling in Japan.

Pretzler promoed pretty heavily in that, if I recall. But other than that, I'm taking your view on this, except for when you're just building to one match - as I am with Va'aiga - and promoing is really the only way to do it.

Well, wrestling is just storytelling, so yes. Every match should have at least some story to hold it all together.

The man speaks the truth.

*cough*

This is the official double post thread.

So there.

Also, the title, under proper grammar, should be "CC Needs To Revise Its Availability List". It's always means it is, whether you intend it to be possessive or not.

An International title defense, if I retain. If I don't, eh, no clue.