JJ Johnson

There will be build. Trust me. And my mother's birthday is today. So, yeah. This has nothing to do with her prowess in the field of combat.

I also place my vote for Mak Francis, wheelchair-bound or otherwise, and a two man team. And I'd like to add, since I'm already 3k into my Battleground match due to time constraints, that if you bastards elect Cyclone Comet, all the 'Justice!' and 'Verily!' that would have been in the match will instead be written on a cactus, which will promptly be inserted forcefully into your rectum. Just so you know. Edit: I couldn't help but notice that there's another vote for Comet. Neo-pagans, the lot of you.

Bruce's "more tournaments" solution makes sense, guys. This whole "match between the number one contenders" thing is silly and illogical.

...and Maddix drops Cross with an Exploder '98! "Neat," shrugs Sacred. Johnson grunts.

Not the case, Manson. I simply did not have time or motivation this week, and this helps my angle going into Battleground. No blame should be placed on you, although I wish I'd told you to scrap something together so you'd blow Jimmy up or something.

I was serious, you know. If you don't want/have time to do it, I will. Not trying to force you into anything.

Sorry, I've got slots 1-5 locked down. Mad heat, which I increase by being withholding of my top five spots. EDIT: I demand a HOLT in which I get top fives in everything. Or maybe I just demand a HOLT. And by Gumby, if you won't make one, I will.

A more fitting name would be the Diesel Six, as they run very poorly and with lots of unnecessary noise.

And he'll keep offering it until it's accepted, I fear.

Oh my God, I am making new scientific advances in the field of apologies. Know how, whenever I'm in Tennessee, some sort of tornado warning/watch happens? This time, it actually hit. Nothing near where I was was hit or damaged, but it knocked out electricity and cable (and thereby the Internet) up until about two minutes ago. I can only hope I didn't get Ebonied, and I'll have the match in before midnight. Again, extremely, extremely sorry, although an F4 isn't exactly my fault.

War Zone - Slayer.

I'll cut you.

That sounds like a crucifix rollup, which Booker T and Austin Aries do (although Aries' is more of a bomb than a pinning combination), into an armbar. That's fine, if it's true; you just need to describe some moves better to avoid this sort of situation. EDIT: And that is a TERRIBLE juji-gatame.

Grendel, I like your stats, but the crucifix armbar you have in your sigs is the same thing as my juji-gatame finisher (unless you mean something different). You don't have to change it, but if you don't change it, lend it some sort of credibility, would you? Welcome to the fed!

What? I argued against leaving it out. mikeofevil: ...talk me out of writing a sequence where they duel with telescopes like lightsabers, and Amy finally gets angry enough to win when Blank starts talking about turning her brother to the Dark Side jsanswf: No.

Wow. I come in here to mention the general suckiness of my match (yes, that match is mine), and it turns out I've been beaten to it. You guys suck. Good show from what I've skimmed, and since I now have a functioning printer when I get home I'll print it and do comments. Why can't I go back and forth between windows? Because I write things as they come to me, that's why.

You could use the Danny Schedule™.

Bump for Thoth.

Short 'n sweet, and lisps ahoy. Not Thoth Report

Form some tag teams. Like, now. First three get shots at some point. Maybe even soon*! Because remember, when nobody forms teams and challenges for the tag titles, the Lethal Lottery happens. *Lockdown at the earliest.

Miami here.

It was how high you landed on the pole at the end, I thought.

As namer of the match, and not stipulator, I shall let it be known that the Crimson Tide match is indeed named after the football team, not the movie.

Opening promo, unless somebody important like Muzz or Zyon wants it.

Duh. Also, yay. And Manson, sorry for excluding what you sent me, but by the time I got on to finish the match I was too strapped for time and words to go back and incorporate your portion.