JJ Johnson

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"Innit" is to Nottingham what "eh" is to Canada. And I preferred the Geico gecko when he sounded distinguished, as opposed to "Oi, buy some feckin' car insurance, ya grotty little wankers!"

*rolling elbow*

Danny Williams can never run his course. Never. And I'll shotgun lariat you into next week if you suggest such an absurd thing again. Never.

MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH LAST MAN STANDING Wes Davenport© vs Jay Hawke -Wes, if he writes. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH BARB WIRE CAGE Bruce Blank© vs Insane Luchador -Tough, tough call. Blank r teh murderkill, but IL has already died once. I have to go with a new champ here. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH TAG TEAM BOUT The Asian Underground© vs JJ Johnson & Manson -Nobody ever picks themselves, it seems. For shits and giggles, us. SINGLES MATCH Christian Fury vs Amy Stephens -Fury wrote something last show, and Amy didn't. Once I got over that shock, I decided I'm going to go with Amy anyway, because I don't see Toxxic making that a habit. SINGLES MATCH David Cross vs Matt "The Cosplayer" Myers -Ebony.

Slayer. Czech.

I'm the loud guy. 'Muppet' is a first.

I'm not sure. This also has a significant lack of moms, thus ending the streak.

I lied. It's 22 minutes.

The guy driving the tank.

See, I'm on Blank's side in this affair. He said something harmless and you pounced on him, simply because it was somewhat sarcastic and where it says the poster's name, it said 'Bruce Blank'. That's rather foolish, I think, and for people that tend to get aggravated by smilies, you're rather quick to assume hostility when somebody DOESN'T use one. Also, since it's apparently my gimmick now, yay Mastodon.

jdreimitschein. Don't ask what it means, the answer is remarkably...'pink'. Also, I, much like Janus will only be on with excessive wheedling.

Smarks Board Name: JJ Johnson Wrestlers Name: JJ Johnson Nicknames: The Canadian Murder Machine, Mr. Cold Front Classic. Thus far, JJ and King are the only ones who refer to JJ as Mr. Cold Front Classic. Height: 6'1" Weight: 228 lbs. Hometown: Toronto, Ontario Age: 23 Face/Heel: Asshole heel in terms of actions. He's tweener in terms of crowd reaction, until the Return Nostalgia™ wears off. Stable: No Ring Escort: No Weapon(s): Kendo stick, HIMSELF WIT KUNG FU LOLCELOT Quote: "Save your breath. You're going to need it." Looks: Shaved head, lumberjack beard with faint handlebar mustache. He's slowly but surely growing his hair back. Tattoos coat his arms, not Undertaker-like so much as a more extensive CM Punk. Danielson-esque build, more defined around the abs. In the ring, he wears dark, dark, almost black forest green knee-length tights with a yellow upside-down maple leaf design on each hip, sans stem, along with black elbow pads, black boots, black knee pads and yellow kick pads. Wears a black-on-yellow CM Punk-style track jacket to the ring, with a yellow Olde English J on the left breast, and should he hold any titles, he holds them by the strap in his hand like Misawa did, stacked on top of each other should he hold more than one. He also wears Chono-style sunglasses. All the true dicks wear sunglasses. Ring Entrance: The lights drop out, and an ungodly voice begins chanting... *BOOM!* ... and then a blast of red-and-white pyro goes off at the entranceway, Behemoth's "Slaves Shall Serve" revving into full gear, frantic drumming and chord-riffing assaulting the audience. Through the smoke comes JJ Johnson. At this point, it's really up to you, but he neither plays to nor mocks the crowd. He'll go up the stairs, step through the ropes, and go up to the second rope to do the ol' crucifix pose, but everything else is flexible. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 6. He German Suplexed Aecas once, but that took a lot out of him. Use that as your reference. Speed: 6. Very quick on the mat, and an acceptable-to-good flier depending on his mood. Vitality: 6. Very good at absorbing blows, and sucking up pain. It should be noted that he's only tapped out once, having come back too early from his neck injury and been put into the RTF II by Toxxic. Charisma: 2. He's witty enough. He just doesn't talk a lot. Style: Dynamite Kid/Bryan Danielson/Mitsuharu Misawa with an infusion of mixed martial arts, drawing upon JJ's now-long-distant UFC background. Signature moves -Elbows: Rolling, roaring, diving back, suicida, you name it, he does it, and you bet your ass that he does it damn well. -Kicks: All sorts, with the exception of spinning wheel kicks. Fuck that shit. He has a few favorites. --Gamengiri: Jumping kick to the face. We all know this. --Yakuza Kick: Running big boot. We also all know this. -Kawada-style half crab: Namely, hoist them high angle and plant a foot on their head for good measure... complete with Canadian Maple Leaf setup. -Stepover facelock -Dangerous German -Buffalo Sleeper -Cozy Lariat: Satoshi Kojima-style lariat. -Screaming Wizard: Springboard Muta-style Shining Wizard. Okay, so it rarely ends up like that and is usually just a sloppy knee to the face when all is said and done, but if he can pull it off, it's damn impressive. And it's still a knee to the face. -Dickery: Being a dick heel. He has two ways of accomplishing this. --He will frequently complain of beard pulls, legitimate or not. --He will lift opponents in an elevated chickenwing and walk them into the corner. Yes, manhood first. Common moves -Capture Suplexes, in a general fashion -Belly-to-belly suplex -Half-hatch suplex -Jumbo-style Backdrop: BIIIIG back suplex. This isn't pick you up and suplex you so much as it is catch you, throw you up, jump, and catch you again on the way down to your shoulders/back. -Die Deutschefalle: "The German Trap". Grab for German Suplex, roll backwards for Japanese clutch pin. -Cowboy kicks: STIFF kicks to the back of a seated opponent. -Flying scissors -Running high knee: Akiyama-style, so from the front instead of HHH's goofy side shit. -Dragon Flip: When whipped into the corner, JJ will more often than not leap, place his feet on the second and top turnbuckles, and backflip over the charging opponent, should they be charging. If not, JJ likes to either launch himself backwards with an elbow smash, or leap backwards, but turn and nail the opponent with a gamengiri; however, whatever he does is up to you. Rare moves -On occasion, JJ will drape his opponents across the top rope via front suplex, then climb to the top rope and double stomp them most mercilessly in the spine. Got a good name for this? PM me. -Kawada-style folding powerbomb: Not rare in the sense that he rarely uses it, rare in the sense that most of the time he tries it, he can't lift them. It builds drama, you see. The fans like it when the heel can't put the face through the canvas. If he does hit it, it's a legitimate fall, but kick out of it all day if you feel like it. -Dangerous suplexes: Besides the Dangerous German, which is kind of just a name. Dragon Suplex, Tiger Suplex, half-nelson suplex, etc. -Diamond Head: One-armed side sitout sheer-drop Thunder Fire Powerbomb. *takes breath* Basically, Johnson will reach with one arm (usually his right, dominant arm) across the opponent's body, lock his hands, lift and put the opponent over his shoulder, at which point he simply sits out and throws them down, and whatever happens happens - usually a nasty neck/skull landing. Easy to reverse, but this is his ace, so to speak. If he hits it, and you kick out, it's probably an extremely serious feud, or it's a World Title match. If it's one of those situations, PM me. Finishers -ADF II: Emerald Frosion. Side sitout Tombstone Piledriver. Name stolen from Janus to commemorate the time JJ kicked their ass back to Australia. -Juji-gatame: Cross armbreaker. It made Danny Williams tap out like a little bitch, although not when applied by JJ. For an example applied by JJ, ever wonder where TKO went? There you go. -Oyasumi Nasai (Oji na Shinsetsu): KENTA's Go 2 Sleep. Get them in a fireman's carry, then shove them forwards and knee them quite unceremoniously - and quite stiffly - in the face as they fall. It's not as powerful as the ADF II, but it's easier to hit, and most of JJ's psychology revolves around hitting people in the face anyway. Notes: If you don't see a move you think would be awesome if JJ did, so long as it isn't something like a 450 noogie bomb, a shooting star wedgie, or a spinning wheel kick, go for it. JJ also has neck issues after taking the Stinger from Va'aiga at 13th Hour 2006. Doctors don't recommend falling vertical on your head from seven feet up. Go figure. He's not like Charlie Matthews or John Duran, where you give him a mean look and his head will fall off, but it'll bother him if you work on it. Most of the time he'll just suck it up, though. Bio: After recovering from MANSON looking at him the wrong way, JJ Johnson is back in action!

Sean was long gone by the time I showed up. Also, Axis had no character, except the PepsiMAX thing. He was completely and totally the straight man, in every sense of the word.

Sob.

I don't remember my rant against pic bases word-for-word, but it had something to do with making the full transition and moving the fed to Geocities. And making Raynor World Champion. Suffice to say, my vote is against them.

That's what the guy with the skybox seats said. "All right! Reserved!"

So, Crusen was distraught in chat over the loss of David Aebischer to the Canadiens for noted suckass (and current cripple) Jose Theodore. Zed and I decided it would be interesting to see how far we could push Windy with false trade rumors. The results were stunning. Ignore the numbers, I'm too lazy to edit that stuff out. Also, Zed and I's private conversations, due to my IRC-illiteracy, are lost to time/whenever he logs it, if ever. -------------------------------------- (8:48pm) (@Crusen) Colorado and Montreal traded goalies with Jose Theodore heading to the Avs in exchange for David Aebischer. (8:48pm) (@Crusen) WHATTTTTT!@??!? (8:48pm) (Evo) So she's packing her shit and talking to her mother in California--which is where she moved from to be with Marek, by the way. This must be said. (8:48pm) (@Crusen) FUCK OFF (8:48pm) (@J3) WHAAAAAAAAATTTT?!? (8:48pm) (@Crusen) GAYGAYGAYGAY (8:48pm) (@J3) SECONDED. (8:48pm) (Hollywood) ha! (8:48pm) (Evo) Yes, she wanted me to try and make it more uncomfortable than it was already. (8:48pm) (Hollywood) so continue (8:48pm) (GRALGSTROFF_THE_COWORKER) 12(SWFAmp12) (Slim Thug - 3 Kings12) (4m4s12) (5.62MB12) (192Kbps12) (0Played:12 170 Times12) (8:48pm) (Evo) And then Marek's almost to Chicago. (8:48pm) (4Kick) (4#SWF) (4Crusen) (4Kicked) (4DivineWind) (4THIS IS YOUR FAULT) (8:48pm) (14Join) (14DivineWind) ([email protected]) (14#swf) (8:48pm) (DivineWind) bwahahaha (8:48pm) (Evo) And all of his riding buddies are telling him, kick her to the curb, you don't need her. (8:49pm) (4Kick) (4#swf) (4J3) (4Kicked) (4DivineWind) (4I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE AVALANCHE AND I BLAME YOU) (8:49pm) (14Join) (14DivineWind) ([email protected]) (14#swf) (8:49pm) (Nick) (4GRALGSTROFF_THE_COWORKER) (4to) (4GOdrea) (8:49pm) (DivineWind) NO! I'M GONNA MISS THE STORY (8:49pm) (@Crusen) Theodore fractured his right heel last month while putting salt on the ice outside his Montreal home during the league's Olympic break. He plans to return to hockey in April and the Avs said they expect him to be 100 percent for the playoffs. (8:49pm) (Evo) And then he calls her at about 3:00 PM. "Lia, I love you and I can't stop loving you." (8:49pm) (@Crusen) he (8:49pm) (@J3) Zed, your turn. (8:49pm) (@Crusen) IS (8:49pm) (@Crusen) INJURED (8:49pm) (@Crusen) MY FUCKING GOD (8:49pm) (@Crusen) THEYVE TRADED FOR A HAS-BEEN INJURED GOALIEKSAHNS (8:49pm) (@Crusen) DKLSIKD (8:49pm) (@Crusen) GNMH (8:49pm) (@Crusen) K;S DFGN My turn? (8:49pm) (@J3) To kick Windy. (8:49pm) (12Help) (12ChanServ) (12+%) (12DivineWind) As an Oilers fan, you have my gratitude. (8:49pm) (@J3) Because he made Colorado trade for Jose Theodore. (8:49pm) (GOdrea) Why'd you quote Nile there, Cru? (8:50pm) (@Crusen) FUNNY (8:50pm) (@Crusen) BUT STILL ANGRY (8:50pm) (Hollywood) ........ (8:50pm) (Hollywood) dude (8:50pm) (Evo) You can imagine my shock. His girlfriend, who he met on MySpace, moves from California to live with him and myself in an apartment, hates her life because Marek treats her like a dick because she isn't the one that Marek really wants, but pro wrestlers gotta fuck... (8:50pm) (Hollywood) wtf (8:50pm) (Hollywood) thats true. (8:50pm) (Hollywood) Pro Wrestlers need to fuck like bunnies. (8:50pm) (Evo) ...she cheats on this other dude after being manipulated into believing that Marek was wrong for her. (8:50pm) (%DivineWind) w00t (8:50pm) (GOdrea) Except for Steve the Wrestling Eunuch. (8:51pm) (GOdrea) Him? Not so much with the fucking. (8:51pm) (@J3) In other NHL news, the Oilers traded Marc-Andre Bergeron, Chris Pronger and several draft picks to the Bruins and Rangers in a three-way trade to acquire Hal Gill and Darius Kasparitis. Actually, we traded a first round pick and future considerations to Minnesota for Dwayne Roloson. (8:51pm) (Evo) Marek is telling me that he doesn't care if he gets arrested, because he's gotta hurt this guy, and then he somehow manages to have a change of heart in a car full of people angry at this girl for cheating on him, and loving her again. (8:51pm) (%DivineWind) Pronger yay! (8:52pm) (@J3) He went to Boston. (8:52pm) (Evo) By the way, in case you were wondering why we were all angry at this girl, it was because we had believed for the longest time that two things were true: (8:52pm) (@J3) As did Bergeron. (8:52pm) (@J3) And the draft picks. (8:52pm) (%DivineWind) Fuck (8:52pm) (Evo) 1) Marek was more likely to cheat on her than vice versa. I'm cautiously optimistic about that trade, since we didn't deal Mike Morrison and we won't have a top-10 pick this year anyway. (8:52pm) (@J3) You just gave away your one good defenseman. (8:52pm) (%DivineWind) Who did we get? (8:52pm) (Evo) 2) Marek was being too overprotective of his girlfriend, keeping her from living her life and enjoying it, making her miserable. And JJ, the Rangers have three good defensemen. (8:52pm) (Hollywood) ...... (8:52pm) (Hollywood) Duran. (8:52pm) (Hollywood) Fuck you! (8:52pm) (Hollywood) ...... (8:52pm) (Hollywood) This sounds exactly like that happened to me. (8:52pm) (Hollywood) Exactly. (8:53pm) (%DivineWind) Only you're not as cool as Marek Brave. (8:53pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (Cab Calloway - St. James Infirmary12) (3m6s12) (4.52MB12) (203Kbps12) (0Played:12 260 Times12) (8:53pm) (Hollywood) I could be. (8:53pm) (Hollywood) But I'm not. (8:53pm) (Hollywood) But I do play Guitar Hero. (8:53pm) (4Kick) (4#swf) (4J3) (4Kicked) (4DivineWind) (4You could have corrected my Rangers D information before this happened.) (8:53pm) (Evo) Marek Brave is not as cool as you think he is. Just because he can do a bridging spear does not make him Jesus. (8:53pm) (Evo) Guitar Hero is a good start. (8:53pm) (Hollywood) I feel bad for the guy., (8:53pm) (Hollywood) Same thing happened to me. (8:53pm) (Evo) He is cool for being good at Guitar Hero. (8:53pm) (@J3) Is a bridging spear what I think it is? (8:53pm) (GOdrea) Yeah, I mean Jesus can do a much better bridging spear. (8:53pm) (@J3) Does he end up like he did a Northern Lights? Because, that's cool. (8:53pm) (Evo) A spear that ends in a Northern Lights bridge. (8:53pm) (@Crusen) Least the oilers got a good goalie. (8:54pm) (14Join) (14DivineWind) ([email protected]) (14#swf) (8:54pm) (Hollywood) Dude. (8:54pm) (GOdrea) Look, it is a Windy againz (8:54pm) (Hollywood) Tell him not to go back. (8:54pm) (@J3) Oh, Windy, the Rangers DID get somebody. (8:54pm) (Hollywood) It's not worth it. (8:54pm) (Hollywood) I'm going through the SAME EXACT THING (8:54pm) (Evo) Too late. (8:54pm) (Hollywood) Damn. (8:54pm) (Evo) Like, they're already back together. (8:54pm) (@J3) They traded Lundqvist and Weekes for Patrick Lalime. (8:54pm) (DivineWind) Who? (8:54pm) (Evo) They were back together 8 days ago. (8:55pm) (Hollywood) Damn him! (8:55pm) (DivineWind) they traded Lundqvist . . . Haha. Lalame. (8:55pm) (DivineWind) EVERY FUCKING TIME He can't even start for the Blues. (8:55pm) (GOdrea) Then apart 6 days ago, then together 3 days ago. (8:55pm) (DivineWind) EVERY FUCKING TIME WE'RE LIKE OH I KNOW LET'S MAKE THIS TRADE (8:55pm) (Hollywood) My girl cheated on me with two guys. (8:55pm) (DivineWind) IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA (8:55pm) (DivineWind) AT ALL (8:55pm) (Hollywood) Everyone assumed I'd be the one cheating on her. (8:55pm) (DivineWind) BUT I'M BORED (8:55pm) (@J3) Oh, actually, they sent Lundqvist to the Blues for Lalime, and then Weekes to Vancouver for Cloutier. (8:55pm) (DivineWind) Fuck you Glen Sather (8:55pm) (Hollywood) her friends convinced her I wasn't making her happy. (8:55pm) (Evo) So silly. (8:55pm) (Hollywood) Yep. (8:56pm) (Evo) I think she's a bad person still. (8:56pm) (DivineWind) I don't even understand that. (8:56pm) (Evo) But I'm co-existing with her because Marek's one of my best friends. (8:56pm) (Hollywood) For cheating on him? Yeah, she is. (8:56pm) (Hollywood) Cheaters = teh suk (8:56pm) (Evo) More or less.l (8:56pm) (GOdrea) LOBSTER COCK 1,12(14(10EverythingAmp14)1)§(14(10Beatles - Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End14)1)§(14(105m10s/4.76MB14)1)§(14(10128Kbps/44kHz14)1)§(14(10Played:214)1) (8:56pm) (Hollywood) He shouldn't have gone back. (8:56pm) (Hollywood) How long were the dating for? (8:56pm) (GOdrea) THAT IS ALL. (8:56pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (Lyrics Born - Callin Out12) (3m33s12) (4.9MB12) (192Kbps12) (0Played:12 170 Times12) (8:56pm) (Evo) They had been dating for almost five months. (8:56pm) (Hollywood) meh (8:57pm) (Evo) Not a very long relationship at all. (8:57pm) (Hollywood) My bitch was with me for a year when it happened. (8:57pm) (Hollywood) He probably just grew a case of blue balls and she knows what he likes. (8:57pm) (Hollywood) But then again, I'm dating 4 girls right now. (8:57pm) (Evo) He's a pro wrestler. (8:58pm) (Hollywood) Still. (8:58pm) (Evo) Does it really matter if she knows what he likes? He could teach a rat in about five hours what he likes. JJ. You hear the rumours Sather's going to swap Jagr to Toronto for Tucker and McCabe tomorrow? (8:58pm) (Hollywood) Would you rather be with another girl who doesn't know what to do or with a girl who knows what to hit? (8:58pm) (Hollywood) True, but still. (8:58pm) (Evo) I'd rather be with a girl who isn't an unfaithful bitch. (8:58pm) (@J3) Yeah, I did hear that, actually. (8:58pm) (@J3) It's a good deal, i think. (8:58pm) (Hollywood) They don't exist, Duran. (8:58pm) (DivineWind) If that happens, I'll eat something not meant to be eaten. (8:59pm) (DivineWind) Like Lalime. (8:59pm) (DivineWind) Watch, we'll drop all the way out of the playoffs. (8:59pm) (@J3) Okay, I'll admit it. (8:59pm) (@J3) The goalie trades weren't real. (9:00pm) (@J3) They sent Lundqvist for DiPietro. (9:00pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (Johnny Cash - Sixteen Tons12) (2m41s12) (2.47MB12) (128Kbps12) (0Played:12 50 Times12) (9:01pm) (MistressSarah) Thanks a lot, Spike. (9:01pm) (@J3) "He's a great young talent," said Rangers general manager Glen Sather upon interview by NHL.com. "I think he could go far in this league, and we look forward to him leading us to several victories in the future." (9:01pm) (Hollywood) It's true. (9:03pm) (MistressSarah) I'm gonna leave that one alone now. (9:03pm) (@Crusen) this trade sucks. (9:03pm) (@J3) Dude, Crusen. You think you have it rough? (9:03pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (Green Jelly - Brian Boitano12) (2m15s12) (2.06MB12) (128Kbps12) (0Played:12 200 Times12) (9:03pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus12) (7m17s12) (6.71MB12) (128Kbps12) (0Played:12 140 Times12) (9:03pm) (@J3) The Rangers sent Lundqvist for DiPietro. (9:03pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (Baker Act - By the Clock12) (2m48s12) (2.57MB12) (128Kbps12) (0Played:12 170 Times12) (9:03pm) (@Crusen) ...in nhl 06? (9:04pm) (@J3) In real life. (9:04pm) (@Crusen) .. (9:04pm) (@Crusen) surely not. (9:04pm) (GOdrea) For real reals. (9:04pm) (@J3) Yep. (9:04pm) (@Crusen) wow, steal for the isls. (9:04pm) (DivineWind) Just to piss me off (9:04pm) (@Crusen) but dipetro isnt bad (9:04pm) (DivineWind) I just LOOOOVVEE Rick DiPietro He started for Team USA, after all! (9:04pm) (DivineWind) I know, he did fantastic (9:05pm) (DivineWind) Fuck you Glen Sather (9:05pm) (DivineWind) I hope you die. (9:05pm) (DivineWind) In some sort of toungue related incident (9:05pm) (@Crusen) are you an isles fan or a rangers fan? (9:05pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| Edge Of Sanity - Song Of Sirens 14|0|14| 2m32s/3.5MB 14|0|14| Playage: 5 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:06pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (Saul Williams - Sha Clack-Clack12) (2m41s12) (3.7MB12) (192Kbps12) (0Played:12 100 Times12) (9:06pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (The Decemberists - A Cautionary Song12) (3m7s12) (4.31MB12) (192Kbps12) (0Played:12 150 Times12) (9:06pm) (DivineWind) http://www.morganquitno.com/sr06mlrnk.htm (9:06pm) (DivineWind) Number 5, Hells yeah (9:06pm) (@J3) Those polls are biased towards the Northeast. (9:07pm) (DivineWind) Maybe because . . . the Northeast is the best place to live? (9:07pm) (Hollywood) Except for Jersey. (9:07pm) (Hollywood) thats just shit. (9:07pm) (DivineWind) That would of course explain why Wyoming is #6, right? (9:07pm) (DivineWind) New Jersey rocks (9:08pm) (DivineWind) You got 30 something, New York whore (9:08pm) (Hollywood) I had to drive to Jersey the other day to pick up a friend. (9:08pm) (DivineWind) Turnpike isn't really Jersey. (9:08pm) (Hollywood) It was pretty much crack houses and torn down supermarkets. (9:08pm) (Hollywood) I was in E-Town. (9:08pm) (DivineWind) E-town? (9:08pm) (DivineWind) the fuck is that? (9:08pm) (Hollywood) Elizabeth. (9:08pm) (DivineWind) Pfft. Elizabeth (9:08pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| Micallef - No Friends 14|0|14| 13s/194.9k 14|0|14| Playage: 23 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:08pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| In Flames - The Quiet Place 14|0|14| 3m43s/5.14MB 14|0|14| Playage: 33 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:08pm) (DivineWind) Bergen county, fucker. (9:08pm) (Hollywood) I didn't take the Turnpike. (9:09pm) (Hollywood) I took the 1&9. How could it be biased to the Northeast? Minnesota and Iowa are 2 & 3 (9:09pm) (@Crusen) at least lacroix didnt throw in any draft picks with this deal (9:09pm) (@J3) Hey, that's Northeast of Arizona. (9:09pm) (14Part) (14MistressSarah) ([email protected]) (14#SWF) (9:09pm) (DivineWind) http://www.olejarz.com/art/ridgewood/images2/platform.jpg (9:10pm) (DivineWind) Look how nice it looks (9:10pm) (DivineWind) how could that suck? (9:10pm) (@J3) Dude, skies are not naturally teal. (9:10pm) (@J3) And the smog is obscuring that chick on the right. (9:10pm) (DivineWind) That sky was teal? (9:11pm) (@J3) A subtle teal. (9:12pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| Coal Chamber - Something Told Me 14|0|14| 3m25s/3.92MB 14|0|14| Playage: 2 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:12pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| From Autumn To Ashes - The After Dinner Payback 14|0|14| 2m50s/2.61MB 14|0|14| Playage: 4 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:12pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| Silverchair - Shade 14|0|14| 4m/3.69MB 14|0|14| Playage: 78 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:12pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| Edge Of Sanity - Black Tears 14|0|14| 3m14s/4.46MB 14|0|14| Playage: 4 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:12pm) (DivineWind) That was not teal in anyway (9:12pm) (DivineWind) and you know it looked nice. (9:12pm) (@J3) Actually, no. (9:13pm) (DivineWind) http://bf.school.ridgewood.k12.nj.us/pictu...fm?sid=4&id=338 (9:13pm) (DivineWind) You know it looks nice. (9:14pm) (@J3) Why are all of these pictures blurry? (9:14pm) (DivineWind) WOAH! JOHNNY DAMON LIVES IN RIDGEWOOD (9:14pm) (Hollywood) Cause its Jersey. (9:14pm) (DivineWind) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ridgewood,_New_Jersey (9:14pm) (DivineWind) Scroll down, ho (9:14pm) (Hollywood) Johnny Damon lives in Jersey? (9:14pm) (Hollywood) Why? (9:14pm) (@J3) LOOK WHO COMES CRAWLING BACK TO WIKIPEDIA. (9:14pm) (DivineWind) Johnny Fucking Damon lives in Wood (9:14pm) (DivineWind) I did, ho (9:14pm) (DivineWind) I came crawling back (9:14pm) (9Action) 9* Hollywood cravates Akira. (9:14pm) (Zyon) called that shit (9:15pm) (@J3) Indeed Zyon did. (9:15pm) (9Action) 9* DivineWind no-sells, because Johnny Damon lives in Ridgewood New Jersey (9:15pm) (Hollywood) God damn you, Johnny Damon. (9:15pm) (@J3) Dude, you're bragging about Johnny Damon. What is wrong with you? (9:15pm) (Hollywood) Hey! (9:15pm) (Hollywood) Don't insult Johnny Damon! (9:15pm) (Hollywood) It's not his fault he lives in Jersey. (9:15pm) (@J3) Oh, wait. I'm thinking Matt Damon. (9:15pm) (Hollywood) He's gonna miss home games cause of the Holland Tunnel traffic. (9:16pm) (@J3) Johnny's the caveman/Jesus baseball player, right? (9:16pm) (Hollywood) Yes. (9:16pm) (Hollywood) but the Yankees made him cut his hair and shave. (9:16pm) (Hollywood) and it made me cry. (9:16pm) (Hollywood) Cause I'm proud of my long hair and beard. (9:16pm) (DivineWind) Johnny Damon rocks (9:16pm) (DivineWind) I went to the Hall of Fame Game in Cooperstown (9:16pm) (DivineWind) and had a catch with him. (9:16pm) (DivineWind) It rocked. (9:16pm) (DivineWind) He was warming up, and threw me the ball. It was all "omgzorz, Johnny Damon is having a catch with me~!" (9:17pm) (Hollywood) and then the ball hit you in the face, right? (9:17pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| Rammstein - Moskau 14|0|14| 4m14s/4.88MB 14|0|14| Playage: 28 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:17pm) (GOdrea) Maybe he thought you were a hot baseball skank, Akira. (9:17pm) (Hollywood) No! I'm surprised Johnny could even get the ball to you with his we noodle arm. (9:17pm) (Hollywood) Then you're dad ran out (9:17pm) (Hollywood) and caught the ball before you could. (9:17pm) (DivineWind) No, I caught it with the glove I purchased in New Jersey, and threw the Resident ot Ridgewood the ball (9:18pm) (Hollywood) "INTERCEPTION ON MARINO!" (9:18pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant12) (18m22s12) (25.41MB12) (192Kbps12) (0Played:12 130 Times12) (9:18pm) (@J3) Damon does indeed have a wet noodle arm. (9:18pm) (Hollywood) He hurt his shoulder, what the hell do you expect? (9:18pm) (Hollywood) HE ISN'T SUPERMAN (9:18pm) (DivineWind) He's still my new favorite baseball player (9:18pm) (Hollywood) and I'm going to shower. (9:18pm) (8Quit) (8Hollywood) ([email protected]) (8Quit: The SWF Script - the edition where all the bugs were grilled alongside the flesh of christians.) (9:20pm) (muzz) Phew. (9:20pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| Burst - Homebound 14|0|14| 6m33s/11.37MB 14|0|14| Playage: 5 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ New York Rangers general manager Glen Sather commented that, "McCabe gives us real depth on defense, and a scoring presence that we lacked before. I think if we pair him up with Tom (Poti), you're going to see one of the best scoring blue lines in the league." When asked about losing Jagr, the NHL's leading point scorer, Sather confessed, "Well, it was difficult, for sure. But we have a lot of young guys like Marcel Hossa who can hopefully step up and fill the void in the playoffs." (9:21pm) (@Crusen) .. (9:22pm) (@J3) ... (9:22pm) (@Crusen) i bet PL is working the phones right now picking up more injured players. (9:22pm) (@J3) SWEET. (9:22pm) (@Crusen) LINDROS TO THE AVS FOR SAKIC! (9:22pm) (DivineWind) I hate trade deadlines (9:22pm) (DivineWind) I always lose (9:22pm) (DivineWind) every year (9:22pm) (DivineWind) I lose (9:23pm) (@Crusen) mccabes awesome. (9:23pm) (DivineWind) Jagr rocked this year so unbelieveably it's insane (9:23pm) (DivineWind) And Lundqvist (9:23pm) (DivineWind) but no. (9:23pm) (DivineWind) Sather decides he needs to fix what isn't broken. (9:24pm) (muzz) I bought Downfall, Cru. (9:24pm) (muzz) Happened on it by chance. (9:24pm) (@Crusen) wheree did you find it? (9:24pm) (@J3) Aw, come on. DiPietro's a great young talent, and I'm sure guys like Hossa and Darcy Tucker can fill the void more than adequately. (9:25pm) (muzz) Video's Direct to You, the place nextdoor to my work (9:25pm) (muzz) I get a discount there, so I got it for 22. (9:25pm) (@Crusen) k. i have my eye patch (i downloaded it) (9:27pm) (DivineWind) If DiPietro is a great young talent, Lundqvist is a fantastic unbelieveable phenonomeal young talent. (9:27pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| Slipknot - Metabolic 14|0|14| 3m58s/4.56MB 14|0|14| Playage: 43 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:27pm) (@Crusen) like you had even heard of him 12 months ago. (9:28pm) (@Crusen) 4\5\4\5\4\5\4\ 14|0|14| Fu Manchu - Squash That Fly 14|0|14| 2m57s/2.71MB 14|0|14| Playage: 71 14|0|14|1 4/5/4/5/4/5/4/ (9:31pm) (DivineWind) I definitely hadn't. (9:31pm) (DivineWind) But I don't care. (9:31pm) (8Quit) (8muzz) ([email protected]) (8Quit: SP2) (9:32pm) (@J3) Guys, we should form some sort of chat band. (9:32pm) (@J3) Zyon can sing/scream/whatever. (9:32pm) (@J3) Drea...I dunno, harpsichord? That seems suitably off-kilter. (9:32pm) (DivineWind) JJ (9:32pm) (@J3) And then Zed and I will play Akira like a drum. (9:32pm) (DivineWind) guess what (9:32pm) (DivineWind) You shouldn't steal ideas (9:32pm) (DivineWind) last time we tried to recreate band (9:33pm) (DivineWind) remember how unfunny that was? (9:33pm) (DivineWind) We used up all the good band jokes. (9:33pm) (@J3) And then Zed and I will play Akira like a drum. Like a grand piano. (9:34pm) (@J3) Eh, we've already got a harpsichord. 4,6(4(1EverythingAmp4))§((1A-Ha - Take On Me4))§((13m48s/3.5MB4))§((1128Kbps/44kHz4))§((1Played:54)) (9:34pm) (DivineWind) Dude, that's Repunzel. You could have at least bothered to get a real harpsichord. * Zed motions as if pointing at a sign. (9:33pm) (@J3) And then Zed and I will play Akira like a drum. (9:36pm) (4Kick) (4#swf) (4J3) (4Kicked) (4DivineWind) (4You win the Nobel Prize in the field of Gullibility and Thickness.) (9:36pm) (14Join) (14DivineWind) ([email protected]) (14#swf) (9:36pm) (GOdrea) 12(SWFAmp12) (Ralph Stanley - O Death12) (3m3s12) (3.86MB12) (176Kbps12) (0Played:12 180 Times12) (9:36pm) (DivineWind) I can guarentee there will be no funny jokes to come out chat band. Band jokes aren't funny anymore. (9:37pm) (@J3) I give up. (9:38pm) (Zyon) Well this one time in band camp OH MY GOD I"M OUT OF FROSTED FLAKES!!!! We have been fucking with your head over the Rangers trades. (9:38pm) (DivineWind) . . . (9:38pm) (DivineWind) I (9:38pm) (DivineWind) Hate (9:38pm) (DivineWind) all of you. (9:38pm) (DivineWind) I hate you. (9:38pm) (DivineWind) Fuck you. (9:38pm) (@Crusen) lol (9:38pm) (@Crusen) youre silly. ------------------------------------------------------------------

Diamonds are carbon. Osmium is far denser than carbon.

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Mutual Uterus.

He did indeed.

Those are hackneyed. ...and besides, you like the White Stripes. You can't talk.

Kill 'em All: Whiplash, (Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth, Seek & Destroy Ride the Lightning: Ride the Lightning, Fight Fire With Fire, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Fade to Black Master of Puppets: Battery, Master of Puppets ...And Justice for All: ...And Justice for All The Black Album: Enter Sandman, The Unforgiven, Nothing Else Matters, The God That Failed Load: Cure ReLoad: Fuel, Unforgiven II S&M: Anything aforementioned that appears on this. St. Anger: Frantic, Some Kind of Monster That, in an album-by-album list, is the entirety of my Metallica enjoyment.

I remember when I first heard that album. "Holy shit, new Korn CD? What did I miss?"