JJ Johnson

For the last time, nobody's going to name an animal after you. lolz But then what would you call it? Frigid Penguin? Failed Penguin? Penguin Mascot? Penguin Soul? I'm confused. Penguin Soul. The other three are taken by emperor penguins, kiwi birds, and Youngstown State respectively.

For the last time, nobody's going to name an animal after you. It may be a 'fucking penguin', but a penguin is an animal. By starving it to death, he's violating animal abuse laws, and by violating animal abuse laws, he most certainly should be serving 'hard time'. There is no clause that says '...unless it's a penguin.'

That being said, fuck that guy. Although I am curious as to why they had a penguin on display at a place called "Amazon World".

SWF titles, including those that are no longer active with the exception of the Stables Titles, because the history of those are lost somewhere on IGN and to include those would be to make the top 5 one big Carnie-fest and Flesher.

I believe Judge's partner is Annie - Toxx said so in the last N&N. Speaking of which, when's the last time we had a HOLT?

14,915 and in. I hate the third fall, but it's in. Go me.

12k and cookin', about 600 words into the final fall. And to think, I was mad about the break yesterday...

9.3k, and I plan on writing most of today.

Longdogger Pete - Face- Play-by-play Suicide King - Heel- Color

Except with Jeff, he only has one color, so his color-by-numbers matches are just one messy, waste-of-airtime color. Likely black, hence the fans he gets, because black is both gothic AND slimming! Fat goth chicks ahoy!

He's also larger than anyone on the roster. I'm completely serious.

Laugh My Ass Fucking Ass Off? Typo, or subtle admission of homosexuality? Oh, right. This thread has a topic. Anyway, I can't help but think that keeping Jeff around is WAY more trouble than he's worth, considering his near-complete loss of any wrestling ability he may have had, his unreliability, and the cookie-cutter matches that somebody mentioned earlier. Dump him, I say, because the 'emo chick' demographic is not large enough to try appealing to.

About 6k, maybe 80-85% done with the first fall.

They do. The frequency of which is...debatable, but they do.

Sit to the side of the opponent, get their near arm in a top wristlock, then thread your other arm through the hole made by their arm, grab your wrist, and use it to pull down and torque their arm.

Lil Scrappy's "Head Bussa" works quite well.

Last year's CFC finals were 2/3 falls. Do we not get that same privilege? Seems like this year's CFC is missing a lot of stuff last year's had.

Deep.

I'm with Spike. I suggest SWF Frost, if only because that's the name WC always used for shows like that in the HOLT.

I have it on good faith that . The amount of marking would likely be minimal. The first excuse...touche.

Whatever happened to good old fashioned inbox raiding?

Ah, right. Poor guy.

Remind me why Heenan talks like that?

Nope. I believe we come back the 4th, but don't quote me on that.

I've got CFC semis next show.