JJ Johnson

What is the "actual" list of ***** matches?

I'm just stealling the word "fisticuffsmanship"

Coffin Fodder-Cradle of Filth

That was my eviler twin. Or, for an excuse more based in reality, this promo means he can talk full-time. That one promo before Pretz-JJ really took the starch out of him.

1. Longdogger Pete is the face, and the play-by-play of the announce team. The extent of his character is that he's from Miami, and that he says "bid'ness" instead of business. Alternate names: Pete, the Longdogger, LDP, the Miami Menace Suicide King is heel, and color. He is also the dickest of dicks, lord of all things heel, and generally not a very nice person. Usually refers to Pete as "Drain-Clogger", or something equally witty. Or preferably more witty. Alternate names: King, the Gambling Man, the Heartbreaker 2. To quote a certain someone, "the cage is as tall/the aisle is as long/the table is as close as it needs to be for your spot to work." That being said, I don't think an official set design has ever been decided on.

Manson must win by MANSONALITY from now on.

Pretty self-explanatory, really. I'll have to think on it, but I'll post mine eventually.

Crimson Skull would be OUT of costume as his costume.

Ward is Lex Luger. Just take everything out of your moveset except the Polish Hammer and the Torture Rack. I shall be a Mountie.

Or better yet, you don't give away arguably your biggest gimmick match.

And TORU is a high-flying heavyweight. I can see where you messed up.

Call it a hunch, but you should probably change TORU-WC back to cruiserweight rules. Just a hunch.

Seconded.

BREAKING KAYFABE OMG. But in all seriousness, bummer. Hope you feel better.

Haffy lost to Manson, actually. He's not won every single SWF match he's ever had.

I saw them, actually. Benefit of being in the "marker fraternity". Stick to poker.

Drea, I can send you a match that has Castagnoli and Cannon in it. They're both marvelous to watch. It also has Chris Hero.

*whoosh*

Ha! I get it! "Impact"! *ahem* But in all seriousness, yeah, this could screw some things up. Like DA said, wrestlers might not be able to make it, attendance might go down, show might get cancelled altogether. Although it's my understanding that Orlando's relatively far in-land? Correct me if I'm wrong on that, but I think things will turn out fine. Well, I hope they do.

"The Anarchist" Arik Cannon is a US indy wrestler, master of the Shining Enzuigiri he calls the "Glimmering Warlock". And he's a dick.

I know KOJI wrote.

... Ahem.

The Japanese table gets great mileage, but falls apart at the slightest touch.

I wish I hadn't gone with the whole "mute" thing. You can only write "watching film" promos for so long, and it left me with more speed than I particularly care to have, and don't really use.