JJ Johnson

Hell, all Landon needs is my title, and Blank's title, and he's Grand Slam Landon.

I've got 2...

Danny Dagda.

No love for the ring post wrist-clutch Exploder?

Actually, you're on 13, 14 if you count the Women's Title.

GOR0 AMZ BEING SERIOUS TECHNICAL WRESTLERZ

Noogies are the new Dangerlust. ACTUAL comments sometime in the next hour.

Todd Cortez vs. JJ Johnson The guy who defended the Hardcore Title against Insane Luchador on PPV. KOJI Kitano vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Spike has MOMENTUM~! FEAR MOMENTUM~! TORU Takahara vs. Zyon TORU pokes Zyon in the back, and Zyon collapses into a pile of dust. ph3@r the Exploder. Bruce Blank © vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. The Crimson Skull Blank. He's da unstoppablez, yo.

The main's up. Read the promo, it'll be interesting to see where it leads. Also, Zyon. Sell the back, man. Sell the back.

ME's sent. Sorry about the lateness, but I'm recovering from both a stomach virus and the Rash of the Century™. Now to actually read the show, but first, what I skipped to. w00t~! Cucaracha Internacional is officially the HHH of the midcard!

*Stunners Swiss beekeeper through TKO*

*sigh* Fine. *Stunners Drea through Spain*

To appease Drea, I would like to mention that the main event was a great read.

Speaking as a hockey fan, there's nothing wrong with 0-0 ties. It's just that in soccer, it takes so long to get there.

I eagerly await Bruce and Marcus' Bogus Journey, in which the android versions of them kill them not by throwing them off of a cliff, but by chop blocking them.

...or a gun.

Only in Oakland and Detroit.

Chop blocks are the new Demonstar.

*smokes pipe*

Damn you and your British esoterity. Or whatever the noun form of esoteric is.

I'd like to see that match.

Crippling fear of Vermont. By the time I gathered up the nerve, it was too late.

Well, a lot of leg work does go into kicking out. Although my guess is that they were probably desperate to get something in, the match does look kinda rushed.

Well, Ward DOES have notoriously bad knees. And they DID work the knees all match. Does that justify jobbing Ward to a chop block? No, not at all. But you have to consider that.

I wish you'd told me Zyon hadn't shown either. I would have hammered out SOMETHING.