JJ Johnson

Yeah, I suppose it would be more fitting for it to be a hardcore tournament, but I couldn't think of any dead tag teams. By my count, there are sixteen non-tag champ, non-jobber active people if you do not include Fasaki, Blum, and Ghost Machine, and if you include TKO. That's eight tag teams, if everyone were interested in being in the tournament, which is a perfect number for single or even double elimination.

*realizes he never gave his KoL name* bobdolesux here. And I have no idea for a cool name. Something with osity would probably be a good choice.

You know what I think would be neat? The Andrew Rickmen Memorial Tournament. It'd be just like TNA's Candido whatchamabob, where they pair everyone up into tag teams and have a tournament to determine who gets to face the tag champs. Just a thought, seeing as how the tag division is similar to the Andrew Rickmen Memorial Tournament's namesake.

The Main Event - SWF Cruiserweight Championship Match Pure Rules "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. JJ Johnson © Robert Gallery comes home and squashes us both. He's not a cruiser, so the title is declared vacant. You're more squashed than I am, so the belt goes back to me. I revel in my second reign. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Devon Walters vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke © (non-title) Either way, it'll be interesting to see how this is written. That said, I'll go with Jay, just so all his momentum isn't completely flattened by the time we roll into Genesis. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Manson vs. El Luchadore Magnifico Because I ALWAYS pick Mags. ALWAYS! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Todd Cortez vs. Marcus Ward I want Ward to win, but I see Cortez taking it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Crimson Skull vs. Ghost Machine Ghost Machine is apparently still around! Yay! That said, Skull has far more experience and hilarity. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Bonus Last-minute Addition TKO (TORU Takahara & KOJI Kitano) vs Ced Ordonez and Steven Brody Oh snap! A tag team! A Japanese tag team! Also predict how much money Spike gets fined! Plenty.

jdreiSWF My name, plus the only incentive for me to sign up for AIM.

I wasn't watching, but was he using his old heel music that kicked all kinds of ass?

You came close, though. On a side note, this Iowa show completely throws off my prediction for where Genesis will be held. EDIT: So I don't waste time waiting for someone to ask, my guess based on the general direction we were headed in was the Georgia Dome.

Zing!

You need to buy a Hermit Permit to visit the Hermitage, and it's in the Mountains.

Importance. That represents a player's value in a trade. For example, if someone has IMP 99, you'd better be willing to give up half your offense and a limb of some sort to get that guy.

*head explodes*

First ever EWR Rollercoaster of Love Match!

*only sells the Tiger Driver for a couple of seconds* *channels Stan Hansen and lariats Sly's head into the third row*

*plots and schemes*

Same, except instead of "write a wrestling match", put "watch a loved one get autopsied". However, that's just me, so w00t for you.

That was partially my attempt put over that to the Pretzler uberfan that is King, even the almighty lariat is girly, and could not possibly compare to the TILDEBANG~! And besides, I highly doubt that Scott Pretzler's lariat has even an eighth of the impact of Va'aiga's INSERT LONG HUMOROUS AND WORST CASE OF RUN-ON SENTENCE EVER DESCRIPTION THAT USUALLY ENDS UP DECAPITATING THOSE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO FEEL ITS WRATH LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

By my standards, a mighty fine show.

Because my match sucked! Fortunately, his ruled! All is well. More detailed junk later.

"Your best? Losers always whine about their best! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!" -Sean Connery in The Rock

Couldn't you just rename it OUTSIDE of Winamp?

I'm gonna be like Jack and post what's going on in my 'chise. As the Bears, I: Released a bunch of scrubs. Signed Peter Boulware, Ty Law, Dan Neil, and Koren Robinson. First game's against the Redskins.

Nope. That move is 75% opponent cooperation, and we all know HHH jumps for NOBODY!!!

Have you thought of a name yet? Is it just going to be "TSM Radio with Dangerous A"?

-I'm so not reviewing the card and theme song this time. Damn. -Scott, before our match, you must try to sheathe that butter knife-sharp wit of yours. Just kidding. Usual good promo from Pretzler, made even better by the fact that I getz teh title shot. w00t. -Your usual jobber squash. Nice touch with Walters boring the ref with his non-attackingness. -Nice promo from Spike, even though he got made a bitch by CREW MEMBERS. JESUS. -LDP slips almost, and freaks about it. Jay back on scouting patrol, and Zyon rolls up Ward for the Dubya. Minus the stupidity, of course. -And Spike breaks every rule possible, and beats me with Flesher's move. T3h p5ych0l0gee?!?!? And Black Label would cost anyone any money if I were Peters, because I can't understand a single word. If there's a rule against incomprehensible screaming, then by God, to the welfare line with you. -WC-Blum is a very fun read, with a somewhat inconclusive ending. Lots of flying and hitting and elbows and things. -Triangle choke! *marks* Jay retains again. w00t. -Landon Maddix= 2k2 Christian 2k5. How hilarious.

I would sign up, but chat does not work on my Mac. Thus, I would be unable to draft.