JJ Johnson

So Spike's the fantasy football equivalent of the Colts?

What position are you? Quarterback again?

BOOK IT~!

If I may offer one suggestion, try to think out what you're going to say beforehand. This would both cut down on the length of the show and the amount of "uh". Other than that, it's great. I like it.

It means to take it out of Franchise mode, to play later. When you finish it, you add it back into Franchise. Or something like that. I'll have to look over my guide and find out. Yeah, apart from Boldin and Fitzgerald. And that's really all you need.

Third round, Ravens, as a linebacker. *walks off muttering something about "stupid impossible standards"*

Is this match worth the effort I'm putting towards finding it? Really?

I love the vision cone. But that's just me.

I entertain myself by poking the tag division's bloated corpse with a stick.

I think Edge needs to mock the V1 gimmick. Come out and have "Edge Facts" Edge has better hair than Matt Hardy. Lita blew Edge for 20 dollars. Edge thinks that's the easiest 20 bucks he's ever made.

On a side note, a gigantic WTF at Willis McGahee being a 91. What the hell did I miss?

Anyone else find it hilarious that Michael Vick's vision cone is the same size as Chris Weinke's? And DAMN. Arizona looks good this year. I might have to do a franchise with them.

-Huh. I wasn't aware Ben Hardy was plump. Anyway, I loved this promo. And I'm going to love these characters. -And the card! Why do I always review this! Edit: Apparently, this show happened back in June. Cool. Reruns rock. -Yeah, maybe I'll edit this in, maybe I won't. -THE GAIL KIM ARMBAR RIDES AGAIN! And that's all I'm saying. -Mags and Danny degenerate into fisticuffs! Ah well, it was bound to happen with the new Pissy Mags™ -I still -Todd-Landon II at Genesis! Yayz!!!!11! And Megan uses such naughty language. -And I give Ben Hardy something to do (like he didn't have enough this show) -Marcus Ward reminds me of Samoa Joe. I

I've always wondered what the significance of the all-caps names were. CIMA, KENTA, Magnum TOKYO. Or does it even have significance? Is it just "Hey, I'll put MY name in ALL CAPS!"?

Yeah, but she's injured.

I'm deeming this as bogus, because a) it does sound a little farfetched and b) it makes me feel better.

You didn't put the Walters promos over. You bastard.

In terms of team nicknames, the Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes is so lame it's awesome. In terms of individuals, George "the Iceman" Gervin takes it for me.

I and my Kentucky-style Derby scoff at your meat helmet.

*cough*SpikeDudley*cough*

Much to my dismay, EWR doesn't work on my Mac. Does anyone know of anything like it that's compatible with Apple?

I love that book cover.