JJ Johnson

"Ol' malfunction at the junction." May Billy "Red" Lyons burn in hell for coining that.

Am I the only one who, if that "don't swear in front of my kids lady" approached me, would have let loose with every expletive I could think of?

Zing!

Okay, let me rephrase that. What would be the most obvious name?

Since Canadian is a trait shared by so few. And be honest: If you were Canadian, and had an aerial finisher, what would YOU name it?

Jeez, do a little (read: a lot) of reading and it sticks with you for your entire career. Da "Even though I'm doing this, I'm not really Thugg. Or any other retiree." J

Nobody you know. *eerie music plays*

It was probably just a slip of the tongue, er, fingers, based on what he's used to. Unless I'm wrong, which will be embarassing if I am because I hate being wrong, Hitlist is In_This_Thread from IGN. I know that means nothing to any of you, perhaps with the exception of Hitlist, but I had a hunch and needed confirmation.

Hook up with a Japanese promotion and a Mexican promotion, for cruisers or otherwise, and you're set. It's a neat idea on paper. How it would work in practice is another story, but it might be successful.

It was the "Orlando Magic". Yeah, I puked too.

For future reference, matches are due the day of the show, at 8 PM EST. Kudos for getting it done this early. This brings up an interesting point. It says falls count anywhere in Manhattan, but then it says you win if your opponent leaves the station.

I test all of EA's sports games, excluding the baseball ones, after they come out. Now, if I could just get EA to PAY ME for it, I'd be in business.

SPINEBUSTAH~! from Rob.

They have to have at least one match in this ring.

Gay Scott Steiner 2k5 is NOT a good gimmick.

I better see a Hassan gets Tatanka'd YTMND. Also, wow. Summerslam takes No Way Out off it's yearly throne for "Lamest PPV Theme Song".

Vince killed Mr. Boddy.

Who was the third? I know Masters and Boogeyman.

See, it's things like that that are why I never want to be a marker. Ever. Except for n00b matches.

We all know what these are. I'm at 434. Perhaps my goal of 8k was a bit lofty.

Good point. Although you can probably find several other things to call me out for being a punkass bitch about.

I can't fault your efficiency.

Even you have to admit that that took considerably less time than writing a several thousand word wrestling match. And besides, a particularly close uncle died.and the announce team gave me a headache. But mostly the uncle thing.

I LIKE the formatting...

Hey DubCee, while you're around, perhaps you could help me out. What's the Navy equivalent of a sargeant(sergeant?)?