JJ Johnson

1939. Yeah, I'm not showing. I had several prior arrangements, and I much overrated my ability to type several thousand words in three or four hours.

Toxxic-Scott could have been better.

I'm now at 440, and the announce team has moved up to number one on the list of things that cause headaches for Canadian teens. Well, this Canadian teen.

Psychological element. Now he can say that all these guys he beat got beaten by a gay guy. It wouldn't bother me, but it might dig at some people. EDIT: The Pretzler character seems like one who would be bothered by that.

No, he hasn't.

THE LAS VEGAS CARD Las Vegas Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match Ejiro Fasaki © vs. Johnny Dangerous Johnny takes advantage of Ejiro's rustiness/melted pancreas and gets the duke in his hometown Casino Brawl Landon Maddix vs. Todd Cortez If I don't see a Riot Act Plus through a flaming Elvis impersonator, I'll be very dissapointed. Lady Luck is a Bitch - House Rules Match for the SWF Hardcore Championship Zyon © vs. Marcus Ward vs. Nick "The Hitlist" Blum This is Ward's second match. Zyon won the title in his second match. Just saying. That being said, Zyon retains. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE LONDON CARD London Main Event - Best of Five Final Match - Canadian Deathmatch Toxxic vs. Scott Pretzler © Because Face Toxxic is frightening. What's next, technical marvel Landon Maddix? (Just kidding.) (Or maybe I'm not.) Wildchild vs. El Luchadore Magnifico III - This time it's personal! I can't decide between the two, so This time it's personal gets the win. SWF International Championship Match - Old School Rules "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke © vs. Manson rofflecopter! JJ Johnson vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins "vs." hops off the Titantron during the pre-match graphic and slays us both.

1. Manuel's Irish cousin, Worksforn O'Pay. 2. An evil yet obedient leprechaun 3. "Looky Chairms", which is the Irish version of Lucky Charms. It's exactly the same thing, they just spell it phonetically on the box.

Here's a fact. It's Pretzler, Toxxic, and Landon's fault my character is the character he is. In every other e-fed I was in, my character was a loudmouth Canadian technical wrestler extraordinaire, who used the Angel's Wings as a finisher. Well, Scott had loudmouth Canadian technical wrestler extraordinaire wrapped up, and Toxx had the Angel's Wings. So I figured I'd just try something new, and wanted to go with loudmouth ULTIMATE FIGHTER heel. Well, read some promos, especially Landon's, and realized that he would have made me look like the Giant Gonzales of promoing. So I went with a throat injury that rendered him unable to talk. So there you go.

That being said, I really do think they need to stop this angle. It's tiresome, and boring, and everything else everyone has said.

That would teach him. If he were dead. And I suppose the way I said it, it sounded like sucking up to Johnny, yes. But it was not intended as such. See, that sounds like a neat idea. It's like Carlito, and Chris Masters. Except the guy would expand his moveset. EDIT: And lose, also.

That seems to be a recurring theme.

I'd give my left arm or a body part of equal or lesser value to feud with Johnny, even if I was jobbed out, made to look like shit, and lost the PPV match that stipulated the loser had to go to Strangler's house decked out in full Yankee apparel. That being said, what was the deal with "Carless" Mark Jindrak? How did that get started?

Not at all. I'm usually browsing around in the "old skool", or whatever you young hipsters* are saying these days, stuff when YOU ALL think I'm reading CURRENT TOPICS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! *I'm 16 come November. So, you're gonna have to be pretty young hipsters

Also, if I may add to help the new guys, Cyclone Comet refers to people as "Citizen". Citizen Zyon, Citizen Blum, Citizen Ward, etc.

DubCee, you know about the FunyonJet™, don't you? It can take him and 8 referee-sized passengers of his choice from London, England to Las Vegas, Nevada in 2 minutes.

12. He gets better ratings than all of UPN's lame shows about modelling and whores that think they're detectives combined!

I don't see anyone on the roster that isn't tied up in something that could fight him for it. Ejiro, Johnny, Landon, Todd, you, Scott, Manson, Jay, Spike, myself, Ghost Machine and Arch either have something, will have something come Smarkdown, or are AWOL. ELM and DubCee I'm guessing will have Mags/Child 3. Danny is "above the belt". Mak is inactive again, I think. This leaves Zyon and Los Noobsorzos, and Hitlist said he wasn't ready to debut quite yet. (I think)

That's Cena. I say Razor should be a legend, to balance out the legend roster. Kinda like Brutus Beefcake last year. Yeah, we get Titantrons for legends. We obviously don't get Titantrons that fit the era, as you can see from pseudo-fro Rock, and Hollywood Rock's Titantron.

If his mindset is similar to my mindset, then his pick for worst PPV of the year is No Way Out.

On a side note, regarding that tag partners hating each other thing, the Dynamite Kid can't even bring himself to speak Davey Boy's name.

I PMed you. Zyon, my guess is that you're fighting that new guy. Not Hitlist, the other one.

IT'S A PAUL LONDON DVD TOO?!? OH SNAP!

I know it's baked, and that it goes with tea, but what IS it? Is it like a cookie, or a brownie, or a muffin, or what?

Just like in real life!