JJ Johnson

Sega's strengths were basketball and hockey. Football they sucked a big one at. Agreed. Thank God for the option to listen to fight songs instead.

Conspiracy, deep bombs are as much a part of college football as running up the score, and both are intertwined with each other. Without deep bombs, where would Doug Flutie be? I'll tell you where he'd be, he'd be riding the bench for the Chargers. Wait. EDIT: On a side note, I've been amusing myself with create-a-sign. "No first for you, bitches!" is always good for a laugh.

*throws Edge into turnbuckle* Turnbuckle Matt: OOF! Edge: What the hell?

Edge's entrance is seizurific.

vh1.com. You can find one there.

That Hogan Knows Best logo is hilarious.

Heelish stubble=ratings.

That chair is comically small with Big Show sitting in it. And that line was just dumb.

If he can beat a SUPERHERO, then who has a chance?!

YOU CAN'T MOUTH "SHIT" ON TELEVISION!

Threatening Fozzy concerts= HEEL HEAT~! No really. That's just evil.

Dude, I can see Bischoff saying "And I shall call you...Mini-Me." to Kerwin.

How in character for Kerwin to play golf.

The Devil's Rejects commercial airs right after the Diva Search? How fitting.

The only thing that could make this worse is Audioslave. Ah, shit.

You fail at getting suicide references. NOT SIMONA! Captainess Charisma herself?!?

BORING CHANTS!!! YES!!!

Christy: "If this is anything like last year, this should be good" Me: "If this is anything like last year, I'm grabbing my razor blades and my Linkin Park CD"

Hooray for the dead crowd.

If Striker doesn't come back next week with a big fake handlebar moustache and claim to be Big Bully Busick, I'm going to be all kinds of dissappointed.

Ah, like an English muffin. And what do you guys call English muffins? Just muffins?

80% of the time, it's sunny. What kinds of routes are your opponents running? Just deep bombs, or what? I also made a running back (84 though. *testosterone-fueled generic "Better than you" sound*) for VT. Your junior year? Jesus, with VT's wussy-ass schedule (except for Miami, and MAYBE Maryland) you should have rolled all over everyone on your way to the Heisman. Of course, I'm playing on Varsity to get my traditional ego-boosting undefeated season, so who knows.

I also knew it was baked, but is it like a biscuit? Or a brownie? Or what?

Take it out on Seth McFarlane. And what in God's name is a crumpet? I've never found that out. All I know is that apparently, it goes well with tea.

"Would you like some tea? I would, because I'm Winston Churchill. Would you like to wear knickers? I would, because I'm Winston Churchill."