JJ Johnson

I'm all for random pairings. Gives me something to do when I can't sleep.

Threaten to buy them Utah Jazz season tickets if they don't move. I'd say fuck off to a guy with a gun, but JAZZ TICKETS. *shudders*

His first and last names got in an argument? What?

I demand a World Title match. But first, you must put the title on Martin "Big Country" Hunt. And it must be a "Have your name not be Martin 'Big Country' Hunt" match. BOOK IT!

And my losing streak against non-no showers continues... It was an enjoyable match though. Heh. I got stabbed in the eye. Good thing we aren't really taking these blows, huh? *loses depth perception*

Sorry Jay, but you're in an Opposite Zone, so you DON'T want in by saying you do. In that same vein, by not saying that I want in, I do want in, because I'm in an Opposite Zone myself.

Puh. I WISH Don Knotts were mute.

Yeah! You can't call the last six moves of a Matt Hardy match the instant it's booked! Shame on Matt!

IL.

Sweet, Risk! Fuck you, Cortez! *conquers Europe* *then plays Risk*

HOT DAMN! *does a jig*

My inability to read anything more than the first sentence of a post has left me depressed and confused. Damn you, Flesher. Damn you.

JJ gets the night off because... Um... I have no clue.

You could have done one better and had Todd be your butler, and tell him you want everything spic and span.

I'm still saying the Nasty Boys burst out of his chest when he takes the shirt off.

So Ghost Machine is like The Punisher? Slash a wrestler? Slash gay? That may or may not be a robot? I think I like this character.

Wow, I look awfully noobish in this thread. Ridiculously noobish, actually. First match, beat Ced via submission on the March 30th Lockdown/Smarkdown. I can't be bothered to remember which. At the time, I didn't know he was a referee. Fave moment in character: Beating the shit out of IL in the anti-climactic finish to the match that won me the Hardcore Title. Fave moment out of character: This shouldn't be a fave, but realizing that I have yet to win a match in which my opponent has written. That struck me just now, and I find it funny.

Hey! Rikishi's was a Fire Thunder Driver dammit!

What JHawk said, minus that second sentence. Edit: The first half of that second sentence. The question...booking...doodad.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Headers/648118 That's the header for WWE's Intercontinental Championship History. Note the "History of the WWE Championship" Note the pictures of United States Champions, apart from Carlito. That's just all kinds of ridiculous.

Or Sweet Shin Music.

A Toxxic House also has plenty of windows, resulting in a large amount of sunshine.

I live in a Strangler-style house. It gets broken, but it never shows it.

Rest assured, it didn't last long. Good. I'd be forced to behead you. Not violently though. I'd just take some floss and rub it against your neck. Eventually, your head would fall off.

"Don't you wish you were me?" Ugh. I AM using a WWE star's theme from the last five years, so HA! Raven used "End of Everything" throughout his WWF/E run.