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  1. JJ Johnson

    CM Punk signs with the WWE

    When'd Punk stop wearing those cool shorts of his and go with the whole lame tights getup he has now?
  2. JJ Johnson

    PROMO: Visiting Tom

    *kicks Jay in the head and takes Stacy as Johnny weeps*
  3. JJ Johnson

    PROMO: Visiting Tom

    If you mean the fish, yes, koi are native to Japan.
  4. JJ Johnson

    The New Chat Thread

    What the hell! The second I read that, I log on, and you're gone. Patience, Bwana. Patience.
  5. JJ Johnson

    What is real BBQ?

    Well, there's more than that to it. For example, Carolina BBQ has a vinegary taste, while places like Memphis (Which, by the way, is the best barbeque. Anywhere. Ever.) have a bit of a smoky taste about their barbeque. That being said, I enjoy a good rack of ribs. I prefer sandwiches, however.
  6. JJ Johnson

    PROMO: Visiting Tom

    You could PM me the clues. Then again, I'm Toxx's stablemate, and therefore his stoolie, and would rat you out just as fast as he would. HEEL HEAT~!
  7. JJ Johnson

    PROMO: Visiting Tom

    DAMMIT! I knew I should have gotten here earlier.
  8. JJ Johnson

    SWF Smarkdown Exclusive

    It's "penises". It's US that becomes I. Hippopotamus, cactus, fetus, Toys R' Us. Hippopotami, cacti, feti, Toys R' I. It's that simple.
  9. JJ Johnson

    What heels in wrestling

    Blassie once cut Rikidozan open, sucked the blood off his forehead, then spit it back in Riki's face. A bunch of old people had heart attacks and died watching that. Now, who from this list was so heelish that people DIED watching him?
  10. JJ Johnson

    The New Chat Thread

    Yeah. Hey, remember back when this thing worked?
  11. JJ Johnson

    Cruiserweights...

    I'm with Dub Cee in that I would rather hold a mid-card belt (or, in 13th Hour's case, a main event belt, but you know what I mean) than the World Title. I'm more than willing to be involved in the Cruiserweight Division now that I'm able to write again.
  12. JJ Johnson

    The New Chat Thread

    Come chat, you ignorant sluts, and hear about how my 15-month-old nephew is tougher than Sabu.
  13. JJ Johnson

    A rare Danny Williams' promo:

    Yeah. Darth Benedict has nothing on us.
  14. JJ Johnson

    The New Chat Thread

    Come to chat! I'm distributing bling! BLING!
  15. JJ Johnson

    The New Chat Thread

    OMGWTFTRIUMPHANTRETURN?!? Yeah. Chat.
  16. JJ Johnson

    ECW One Night Stand matches announced

    About a thousand.
  17. JJ Johnson

    Smarkdown Predictions.

    Toxx and Johnny Even though it makes no sense, I'll still say Scotty P Knuck if you pick Buck *knucks* Hawke Rogers Zyon
  18. Yeah. Monkeys rule.
  19. JJ Johnson

    The Eddie/Rey Storyline

    I guess you don't realize Smackdown is taped, and they can pipe in all the booing and Eddie Sucks chanting they wish.
  20. JJ Johnson

    The New Chat Thread

    Knock knock. Who's there? You should probably be in chat.
  21. JJ Johnson

    SWF Sunday Night Frost

    And when, might I ask, did anyone play football in the Alamodome? All I can remember going on there sports wise is Spurs games. On a side note...NUMBA FIVE HEAT! SWEETNESS! *runs around singing a merry tune*
  22. JJ Johnson

    Storm predictions~!

    SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Landon Maddix (SWF International Champion) v. Jay Hawke Landon to retain, because I can't win the title from a heel champion. It doesn't make-oops. Did I just type that? I'm not predicting the other one, because I'm in it.
  23. JJ Johnson

    SWF Government Jobs

    I'll be Secret Service.
  24. JJ Johnson

    Battleground Word Count Thread

    Went back and redid the finish. The match is now 4.8k
  25. JJ Johnson

    Unanswered WWF/E Questions

    Because that would be too much weight on the tables, and they would snap. And the guy climbing the tables=owned.
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